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sunrise penetrates school days

the end

Dec 24
2008

12 Days Day 11: She wants to have sex with you. While riding a horse. In a country that is embroiled in a war between the North and the South.

lolikitsune crafted this last love song.
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It probably has over nine thousand tags. What a slut.
At least it only has 7 comments and 688 views.

“But never mind any of that,” says Sekai earnestly, “let’s practice!”

Watching School Days was possibly the most pleasing anime experience of my life. It was a Saturday night, Memorial Day weekend; I was with a friend in a dark viewing room at Fanime. I, being a proficient aniblogger, knew the spoilers. He didn’t. The rest of the room didn’t.

I’d been prepping my friend all day, throwing “Nice [Noun]” references all over the place. Quoting the final scenes of School Days such that he wouldn’t be able to guess what I was hinting at, all the while piquing his curiosity.

I was sleep-deprived, I was cold, I was hungry.

And I marathoned that mother-fucker with my friend and the rest of the viewing room. It was one hell of a painful show, but every additional moment of Makoto dipfaggery brought me one step closer to hilaritygasm. I knew what was in store for him. No one else in the room did. People were getting up and leaving in disgust. By the time shit really started hitting the fan, the room was half-empty.

My friend was on the edge of his seat.

I had figuratively creamed myself at least ten times.

“This isn’t practice anymore.” – Sekai

“I feel like if I stay with you, the same thing will happen to me as happened to Sekai.” – Hikari

“I was reckless and impatient back then! I’m different now.” – Makoto

What’s not to love about a show in which your typical weak male lead actually makes decisions, and those decisions involve bedding every single girl in his school? Oh, and let’s not forget to mention impregnating them. Heh, the Bible Belt would love Makoto, and so did I! The answer to my question is “not a whole lot, if you’re sleep-deprived and meme-prone.”

Makoto’s head got its ride on a pleasant ship, and those remaining in the viewing room stood up and gave that mofo a standing ovation.

School Days got a 10/10 from me, just for that one night stand.

May 26
2008

(Sun)Day 3 of Fanime 2008 – Weeaboos Having (too much) Fun

lolikitsune crafted this last love song.
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At least it only has 13 comments and 500 views.

Sunday got off to a slow and painful start. » Continue reading this…

May 25
2008

(Satur)Day 2 of Fanime 2008 – Weeaboos (still) Having Fun

lolikitsune crafted this last love song.
This is categorized as Commentary.
It probably has over nine thousand tags. What a slut.
At least it only has 12 comments and 709 views.

Saturday. The glorious day. The day… of reckoning. Apparently, I was several meters away from Jason Miao on this day. How could I not have destroyed/been destroyed by him? Ignorance is man’s best friend, it seems. » Continue reading this…

May 23
2008

(Fri)Day 1 of Fanime 2008 – Weeaboos Having Fun

lolikitsune crafted this last love song.
This is categorized as Commentary.
It probably has over nine thousand tags. What a slut.
At least it only has 7 comments and 302 views.

fanime

This was my bed Thursday night and Friday night

I woke up and went down to catch AMV Hells 3 and 3 mkII. Rika stabbing herself to What is Love made me laugh uncontrollably for minutes after the clip was over. Yeah, I’m a sick, sick man. » Continue reading this…