we're finally notdotq anymore

In a comment on Sixten’s recent blog post about working on my visual novel, Pete Zai Author said:

Obviously someone has to fail the cut. TJ, Omo, SDB with his cane, Crusader, BigN, Kuro, Evirus, Aroduc, Zyl and his brother, John and Zepy the newsmen — all went under the knife.

Well, for one thing, Omo is definitely in the game (receiving lots of mutated-clit-penetration from Owen). For another, I’ll say this: now that character art is in the picture, the overhead for adding characters has increased dramatically. If I want to add a character, I need to charge Sixten—onto whom I have already piled work—with the character’s artwork.

That said, I can find some outside sources of help.

Otou-san, for instance, has volunteered to make me a ghostlightning.

And some characters don’t need amazing character art. TJ won’t be appearing in my game, but I intend to make use of RIUVA’s mascot: Tripeman. I hereby humbly request permission of the RIUVA staff. If it’s denied, I will bear Tripeman’s children and bring lawsuits against Jason Miao for removing RIUVA from Blogsuki in 2006 (in all honesty, its largest popularity bid to date), as that obviously will have led directly to my bearing of Tripeman’s tripenile mangobat children. If not explicitly denied, it will be taken for granted.

Man, I’m on a roll with the funniehz.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

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I’m grateful to Baka-Raptor. If it weren’t for him, I’d probably be a lowly satire blogger somewhere. Instead, I’m here, bringing you guys serious, straight-faced episodic anime blogging. So… please listen to my song. . . tribute.

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The last time I talked about notdotq’s transformation was on October 9th, when I’d just put up a new front page for the site. It was a new face for my anime blogging business, and while at first it was just a quick joke, it is now a very permanent joke: it is here to stay.

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So I saw, much to my dismay, that I’m still leading Best Satire. No matter. The impossible has occurred. My rage has been diminished. The Anime Blog Awards have redeemed themselves with a new turn of events.

divine retribution

Of course, Ex-Fansubber Hitorigoto site isn’t the funniest on that list. The funniest in terms of intentional comedy is most likely Daijoubu. Kurogane’s is just sad because he’s a fanboy of moe and dislikes trolls. Hinano’s site is too… girly :\ Riuva and Jason are (a little) funny in the same unfortunate way—how the fuck did they become so popular? No one knows. All anyone knows is that they just did.

Nagato Yuki’s sluttiness will always be a little funny.

They sound suspiciously like fansubs, don’t they?

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