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		<description><![CDATA[You can read this on THAT if you dislike sensible presentation. Black is lelangir. Red is lolikitsune. &#8220;Ne, lelangir-san, lelangir-san~!&#8221; &#8220;Nani, eruke?&#8221; &#8220;For the awards, do you nominate your favorites or the &#8216;objective&#8217; best?&#8221; &#8220;wut&#8221; Here, lolikit and lelangir take a look around the &#8216;sphere and discuss whom they would nominate for what if the [...]]]></description>
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<div id="fromgdocs"><span style="color: #880000;"><span style="color: #000000;">Black is lelangir.</span><br />
Red is lolikitsune.</p>
<p>&#8220;Ne, lelangir-san, lelangir-san~!&#8221;</p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">&#8220;Nani, <em>eruke?&#8221;</em></span></p>
<p></span><span style="color: #880000;">&#8220;For the awards, do you nominate your favorites or the &#8216;objective&#8217; best?&#8221;</span></p>
<p>&#8220;wut&#8221;</p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;">Here, lolikit and lelangir take a look around the &#8216;sphere and discuss whom they would nominate for what if the <a id="k5p9" title="Anime Blog Awards" href="http://blog.animeblogawards.com/">Anime Blog Awards</a> were to take place this instant. We only address those categories we thought would give us things to talk about, and, of those, some are more organized than others. Please weigh in with your own thoughts on the topics at hand in the comments, as this is more than a popularity contest.</span><br />
<strong><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;"> Best Editorial</span></strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;"><span style="color: #000000;">Editorial is a broad term. I guess in my own view, you have the <a id="lyu6" title="bateszi" href="http://bateszi.animeuknews.net/">bateszi</a>/<a id="wa6b" title="IKnight" href="http://animanachronism.wordpress.com/">IKnight</a>/<a id="m8oy" title="Lawson" href="http://anime.jefflawson.net/">Lawson</a> style of commentary, and then there are the more analytic pieces. Not that styles and bloggers are mutually exclusive, of course.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;">Lawson-style is, in more cases than not, just fanboying about something with airy diction that makes said fanboying sound harmless. All the while it infects his readers and turns them into automatons of love and moe! It is a disease! A diseeeeeeeease!!</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">Favorite (non-meta) commentary: IKnight &amp; bateszi. I&#8217;m not surprised it&#8217;s the brits with the flowerly writing. </span><span style="color: #880000;">I don&#8217;t read bateszi, I think because <a id="jrfq" title="Owen" href="http://omaemo.dasaku.net/">Owen</a>&#8216;s hero-worship turned me off. If you hold him in such high regard, maybe I should change my ways? <span style="color: #000000;">I guess it&#8217;s like eating, as IKnight would say, a very dark, rich chocolate cake.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #000000;"><br />
</span><span style="color: #880000;">Well. I&#8217;m going to throw some nomnomnominations the way of <a id="yvt9" title="Mike" href="http://animeotaku.animeblogger.net/">Mike</a> and <a id="hse7" title="jpmeyer" href="http://jphinano.wordpress.com/">jpmeyer</a>, because I am living in the past. Take that! <span style="color: #000000;">I remember <a id="dvew" title="jvaldez" href="http://www.farawaynowhere.com/blog/">jvaldez</a> being an enjoyable read, but he&#8217;s been kinda dead lately.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Most Thought-Provoking</strong></span></p>
<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #880000;">For little old me, thought-provoking in the &#8216;sphere has come to mean &#8220;<a id="cs_b" title="RyanA" href="http://aloedream.animeblogger.net/">RyanA</a>, <a id="tfgs" title="ghostlightning" href="http://ghostlightning.wordpress.com/">ghostlightning</a>, <a id="m2hi" title="Cuchlann" href="http://cuchlann.wordpress.com/">Cuchlann</a>, and <a id="amip" title="lelangir" href="http://myanimelist.net/profile/lelangir">lelangir</a> debating something on a <a id="bztw" title="grossly meta level" href="http://lelangir.dasaku.net/?p=1066">grossly meta level</a>, replete with literary references and the names of psychologists.&#8221; That gives me over nine thousand directions to go in for listing blogs, as we&#8217;ve got RyanA&#8217;s one blog, Cuchlann&#8217;s two, ghostlightning&#8217;s <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">three</span></span> <span style="color: #880000;">four, and&#8230; well, I can&#8217;t even begin counting all the blogs lelangir posts at. <span style="color: #000000;"><a id="k46t" title="Ten, I think" href="http://lelangir.dasaku.net/?page_id=421">Ten, I think</a>.</span></span></div>
<p><span style="color: #880000;"><br />
If you were to put a gun to my head, however, I&#8217;d list the following three for most thought-provoking:</span></p>
<ul>
<li> <span style="color: #880000;"><a id="tfcw" title="Super Fanicom" href="http://superfani.com/">Super Fanicom</a> </span>
<ul>
<li> <span style="color: #880000;">It&#8217;s a powerhouse of insight. It&#8217;s got three of the deepest writers in the &#8216;sphere. I must admit that I am not too familiar with Kaiserpingvin, but to be fair he&#8217;s only written on the site twice. I&#8217;m a special fanboy of Pontifus because <a id="ljmn" title="he waxes literary on Aria from time to time" href="http://superfani.com/?tag=aria-the-animation">he waxes literary on Aria from time to time</a>, which gets me bothered and hot. <span style="color: #000000;">I&#8217;d say, no offense to ponti-dono, that Cuchlann is easily the most thought-provoking blogger in the &#8216;sphere. I think OVER 9000 WORDS can attest&#8230;if you&#8217;ve read it. He basically kicks my ass and proceeds to rape me. </span></span><span style="color: #880000;">I never said Pontifus was deeper. Just sexier. Not everyone has a rape fetish (to the relief of my next pick!).</span><span style="color: #880000;"> <span style="color: #000000;">LOL, I finally get that joke after reading <a id="a-ia" title="lolikit's seminal piece on Scott Von Schilling" href="/public-enemy-2">&#8220;public enemy #2&#8243;</a>; priceless, really.</span><br />
</span></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li> <span style="color: #880000;"><a id="o93y" title="Anime Almanac" href="http://animealmanac.com/">Anime Almanac</a> </span>
<ul>
<li> <span style="color: #880000;">No, this isn&#8217;t a joke. Nor is it a troll. The reasoning behind this pick might not be what our &#8220;ever lovable blogger&#8221; SVS might hope for, but I think it&#8217;s justified: Anime Almanac gets me thinking about why certain lines of thinking fail and why certain styles of blogging are better than others. I guess it&#8217;s harsh to say &#8220;your failure has made my mind stronger,&#8221; but it&#8217;s true. Thanks, Scott. <span style="color: #000000;">Ah, you see, this is one reason why the category &#8220;thought-provoking&#8221; fails. A blog you find stupid can be <em>very</em> thought-provoking. Hell, I find <a id="i-7k" title="Sankaku Complex" href="http://sankakucomplex.com/">Sankaku Complex</a> fairly thought-provoking at times. </span></span><span style="color: #880000;">Does that mean it fails? I don&#8217;t think so. We still have &#8220;Best Editorial&#8221; for those blogs that have truly good&#8230; well, editorials.</span><span style="color: #880000;"><br />
</span></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li> <span style="color: #880000;"><a id="pbu6" title="We Remember Love" href="http://ghostlightning.wordpress.com/">We Remember Love</a> </span>
<ul>
<li> <span style="color: #880000;">ghostlightning, beyond collaborating with lelangir and others (myself included), has helped me reexamine my place in the &#8216;sphere. He has given me reason to continue applying &#8220;lolikitean understanding&#8221; <span style="color: #000000;">(<a id="s4w7" title="IcyStorm's testicular prespiration helps" href="http://yukan.dasaku.net/anime/anime-reviews/the-true-meaning-of-lolikitsune/">IcyStorm&#8217;s testicular prespiration helps</a> </span></span><span style="color: #880000;">(ønlÿ For WôRMs <em>LIKE</em> Yöu who dó nOT <em>Under</em>st<em>and</em>!)</span><span style="color: #880000;"><span style="color: #000000;">) </span>in my reading of anime, and he has caused me on multiple occasions to pause and&#8230; for lack of a better word&#8230; <em>think</em> about things more than I otherwise would. In other words, he&#8217;s kept me in check, kept me pondering, kept me sharp. That&#8217;s thought-provoking, and that&#8217;s ghostlightning&#8217;s ever lovable (no joke here) blog. <span style="color: #000000;">Well, what would you expect from a 30 year old dude who&#8217;s studied philosophy and literature? </span></span><span style="color: #880000;">You could say, &#8220;just as planned.&#8221; </span><span style="color: #880000;"><span style="color: #000000;">He&#8217;s like the Kamina to my Simon&#8230;</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #880000;"> <span style="color: #000000;"><br />
</span> </span></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li> <a id="z.or" title="Coburn at Claiming Ground" href="http://claiming.wordpress.com/">Coburn at Claiming Ground</a>
<ul>
<li> Coburn was one of the first blogs I frequented when I was starting out. What I like about his writing is that it is very theoretical, often providing frameworks with which to analyze anime. I don&#8217;t see this very often, but another great case is IKnight&#8217;s seminal pieces on GAR. I will specifically mention coburn&#8217;s &#8220;<a id="x11d" title="Reaction Porn" href="http://claiming.wordpress.com/2008/10/16/true-tears-as-reaction-porn/">Reaction Porn</a>&#8221; theory which insightfully distinguishes between character &#8220;development&#8221; and &#8220;revealment,&#8221; though he&#8217;s told me elsewhere the distinction thereof has more to be said.</li>
</ul>
</li>
</ul>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Best Meta</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;">If there&#8217;s one important lesson that the recent crop of metablogging has yielded, it&#8217;s that &#8220;blogs&#8221; don&#8217;t define blogosphere content as well as &#8220;bloggers&#8221; do. As such, it would almost be counter to the teachings of meta-anibloggery to nominate blogs in this category.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;">Actually, fuck hedging.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;"><em>It would be counter to the teachings of meta-anibloggery. </em>[but that's why I said the ABA should nominate bloggers not blogs...]</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;">There, I said it. And I make no nominations.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #000000;">I think you&#8217;re forgetting <a id="l:dl" title="ani-nouto" href="http://ani-nouto.animeblogger.net/">ani-nouto</a> and <a id="lvki" title="anitations" href="http://lelangir.dasaku.net/">anitations</a>. Yes, author is probably the best meta-blogger out there. If you don&#8217;t like his trolling, don&#8217;t take him seriously. I&#8217;d like to say anitations has great meta value because it&#8217;s a proxy. I lens content, as RyanA would say. So far, these are two of a kind&#8230;</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;">I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;m forgetting them; mostly I&#8217;m thinking about you guys as bloggers rather than blogs. <span style="color: #000000;">I don&#8217;t see how that makes a difference&#8230;</span> It&#8217;s hard to divorce lelangir from lelangiricism. Meta-anibloggery essentially preaches separation of aniblog and aniblogger. <span style="color: #000000;">Wait, we need to expand &#8220;meta&#8221;. I&#8217;d take &#8220;meta&#8221; for discourse on discourse. Introspection counts too. And in that case, I&#8217;d nominate usagijen for her awesome introspections. BigN and Jacob Martin come in close as well. </span></span><span style="color: #880000;">Doesn&#8217;t TheBigN say the same thing everytime, though? Something about love, peace, and pancakes? <span style="color: #000000;">No, <a id="rozd" title="=p =p =p" href="http://i39.tinypic.com/b8v6h0.png">=p =p =p</a> =p</span></span><span style="color: #880000;">eace</span><span style="color: #880000;"><span style="color: #000000;"> =p<span style="color: #880000;">ancakes Q.E.D..<br />
</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Best Music</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;">I&#8217;ll let you handle this one, lelangir. I don&#8217;t read music aniblogs; as far as I&#8217;ve heard there aren&#8217;t many, they aren&#8217;t diverse, and they tend to suck. All yours, capitan. <span style="color: #000000;"><a id="f3ds" title="Zzeroparticle" href="http://blog.animeinstrumentality.net/">Zzeroparticle</a>. He&#8217;s like, the only person that writes consistent music reviews. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever seen musical analysis besides mine either&#8230;</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;">Then we are agreed: this is a category that <em>actually</em> fails. </span><span style="color: #000000;">Yes, that&#8217;s kind of a shame, because the music community is so pathetically underdeveloped. I wish it were developed, but sadly, it isn&#8217;t&#8230; </span><span style="color: #880000;">I&#8217;d love to see that, too—I hear you&#8217;re thinking of starting something up? <span style="color: #000000;">But &#8211; and this is a constant debate in the metaverse &#8211; society isn&#8217;t up to the level of technology. Usually technology is a product of society. But I can&#8217;t just go make a music blog if there&#8217;s no plausible readership or niche there. It&#8217;s like that <a id="n-.i" title="Heisei Democracy post" href="http://heiseidemocracy.com/2009/01/03/2009-the-untranslatables/">Heisei Democracy post</a> where there&#8217;s this manga cafe in San Francisco. It can&#8217;t work because they&#8217;re attempting to transplate Japanese culture in America &#8211; they&#8217;re trying to force society to adapt to them, and it&#8217;s like trying to move an elephant with a toothpick. </span></span><span style="color: #880000;">Makes sense, yeah. Well, best of luck should you try in the future!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Rookie of the Year</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;">ghostlightning, <a id="tt7o" title="digitalboy" href="http://21stcenturydigitalboy.wordpress.com/">digitalboy</a>, and <a id="f:fo" title="lelangir" href="http://www.google.com/reader/shared/user/11020664000806440213/label/centralized%20feed?hl=en">lelangir</a> all seem like fairly solid choices to me. I&#8217;m not familiar with too many of the newer blogs, but those three are all rookies who bring a fuckton of positive energy to the table. ghostlightning is Mizunashi Akari if she were to fangirl about something. digitalboy is Mizunashi Akari if she were to make home videos and introduce profanity into her vocabulary. lelangir is Mizunashi Akari if she were the biggest slut ever. And as you all know, <a id="hcdi" title="I love Mizunashi Akari" href="/mizunashi-mode">I love Mizunashi Akari</a>. <span style="color: #000000;">Yes I am a whore.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;">What? &#8230; digitalboy isn&#8217;t a rookie?</span> <span style="color: #000000;">Older than one year.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;">Fuck that shit. He&#8217;s a noob, and I&#8217;ve got no one to refill his place. <em>The halo glows away&#8230;</em></span></p>
<p><em></em><span style="color: #000000;">You&#8217;re forgetting <a id="rho2" title="coburn" href="http://claiming.wordpress.com/">coburn</a>, <a id="ib4m" title="pontifus" href="http://superfani.com/?author=1">pontifus</a> and <a id="w_15" title="itsubun" href="http://coffee-spoons.curry-fury.com/">itsubun</a> &#8211; they&#8217;re my three picks. It&#8217;s a shame that itsubun died off so quickly, but she made quite a large impact on me when I was starting out, especially with the dorama surrounding her and Sasa, lol. </span><span style="color: #880000;">The pointless, idiotic drama between two idiots who just can&#8217;t leave well enough alone&#8230; sigh. Do they at least get points in the drama category? ;)</span><span style="color: #880000;"><span style="color: #000000;"> You&#8217;d be surprised, I took quite a bit out of some posts, as they really were great food for thought. </span></span><span style="color: #880000;">That was not the impression I got from reading Sasa&#8217;s posts and talking to Mr. Pippers. The impression I did get was that some people were overreacting to each other and accomplishing little. <span style="color: #000000;"><a id="z9iz" title="There was one post" href="http://chrome.dasaku.net/?p=567">There was one post</a> by adventure_killy which was one of the most insightful posts I&#8217;ve read to date. It really got me thinking about the &#8220;location&#8221; of the otaku, and how we use loan words and how culture is transplanted.</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #880000;"><span style="color: #000000;"><br />
I can&#8217;t say much for coburn nor do him justice, only that his intelligent editorials are always a pleasure to read.</span><br />
</span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Best Multiple-Author Blog</strong></span></p>
<ul>
<li> <a id="imnx" title="Oi! Hayaku" href="http://oihayaku.com/">Oi! Hayaku</a> [hands down] <span style="color: #880000;">[my hands are down too]</span>
<ul>
<li> Yes, you may think that OH is really a team blog but their content isn&#8217;t &#8211; as far as the reader is concerned &#8211; heterogeneous. I have heard there is quite a bit of teamwork behind the scenes, but if that teamwork is used only to produce homogenous content, I can&#8217;t see much difference. In any case, OH has the most awesome content (and at a prodigous rate) on an aggregate blog I&#8217;ve seen in a while. <span style="color: #880000;">Did you somehow miss the two weeks of team posts (<a id="fd62" title="example" href="http://oihayaku.com/hayaku-shohpping-channel-nice-hat-discusstations">lame example</a>)? In any event, you&#8217;ll be changing your tune by the ABAs&#8230; OH! has some sick shit to unleash! ;) <span style="color: #000000;">I&#8217;m concerned about these GATTAI posts, whether they&#8217;re actually any good or not&#8230;oh shi- </span></span><span style="color: #880000;">They would be if Riex had us using Google Docs for collaboration. Talk about underused utility!</span><span style="color: #880000;"><br />
</span></li>
</ul>
</li>
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<ul>
<li> <span style="color: #880000;">Aaaand&#8230; who else? I&#8217;m disinclined to give awards to the would-be shoe-ins <a id="k-pr" title="THAT" href="http://that.animeblogger.net/">THAT</a> or <a id="uw2w" title="Yukan" href="http://yukan.dasaku.net/">Yukan</a> (THAT isn&#8217;t even qualified this year, right?), for the sole reason that they&#8217;re just same-old, same-old. An aggregate blog gets a bit tedious after a while, especially if the authors come and go without changing much.</span></li>
<li> <span style="color: #880000;">How&#8217;s it like over at <a id="m2mp" title="Calamitous Intents" href="http://calamitousintents.wordpress.com/">Calamitous Intents</a>? To be honest I don&#8217;t read them much, but they seem fresher than THAT-spawn. <span style="color: #000000;">I don&#8217;t read them much either since I don&#8217;t follow the media they blog, VN&#8217;s and the Naruto manga.</span></span></li>
<li> <span style="color: #880000;">Super Fanicom is good aggregation I guess, since it&#8217;s the home of a lot of awesome posts by a lot of awesome people. And what, <a id="b11y" title="ghostlightning hopped on board" href="http://superfani.com/?page_id=33">ghostlightning hopped on board</a> while we were writing this post? Shit man, <em>this</em> is what I mean by a <a id="sh10" title="&quot;fast-paced&quot; aniblogosphere" href="/2009/01/01/happy-fucking-new-year-worms">&#8220;fast-paced&#8221; aniblogosphere</a>.</span></li>
</ul>
<p><span style="color: #880000;"><br />
</span><span style="color: #880000;">Shall we move onto <a id="qbg2" title="true team" href="http://dotq.org/tt">true team</a> blogs now?</span></p>
<p><strong>Best Team Blog:</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;">I&#8217;m stumped. Did we decide there are no true team blogs? OH! is trying to be one, other aggregate blogs aren&#8217;t trying, and whorish team bloggers are sort of wrecking the status quo&#8217;s shit. Fun stuff!</span> Yes, I haven&#8217;t seen any true tream blogs, per se (I don&#8217;t know if <a href="http://epicwin.org">epicwin</a> counts), though many blogs and their constituent bloggers exhibit teamwork. <span style="color: #880000;">Oh. Epic Win! Why did I forget them? They definitely count.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;">GO TO EPIC WIN!! GO TO EPIC WIN!!</span> <span style="color: #000000;">I&#8217;ll show you the true meaning of epic win&#8230;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Most Influential</strong></span></p>
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<li style="color: #000000;"> <span style="color: #880000;">I&#8217;m calling #1 right now &#8211; </span><strong style="color: #880000;"><a id="kbpk" title="derailedbydarry.com" href="http://derailedbydarry.com/">derailedbydarry.com</a> </strong>
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<li> <span style="color: #880000;">Its influence should be obvious; &#8220;we hold these things self-evident.&#8221;</span><br style="color: #880000;" /></li>
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<li style="color: #000000;"> <span style="color: #880000;">And my favorite influential blog would be </span><em style="color: #880000;"><a id="chaw" title="lovelykitsune.com" href="http://lovelykitsune.com/">lovelykitsune.com</a> </em>
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<li> <span style="color: #880000;">I&#8217;ve said this a million times in a million posts, none of which I&#8217;ll link here, that Lovely Kitsune was the one person who introduced me to anime blogs. While Jason Miao is technically the catalyst of the reaction that created &#8220;lolikitsune,&#8221; if it weren&#8217;t for LK-senpai I never would have even gotten that far. I never would have discovered the then-AOMM, I never would have begun blogging, and, <a id="ja92" title="as I point out in my most digustingly self-loving post ever" href="/2008/12/04/a-certain-whoredom-index-two-and-a-half-good-things-about-jason-miao">as I point out in my most digustingly self-loving post ever</a>, the aniblogosphere would have developed very, <em>very</em> differently. <span style="color: #000000;">You make a point &#8211; it&#8217;s hard to determine &#8220;influence.&#8221; I can&#8217;t say I directly copy or strive to emulate any particular blogger to the point of fetishism, and because I don&#8217;t read <a id="eju." title="Danny Choo" href="http://dannychoo.com/">Danny Choo</a> or <a id="oejs" title="Dark Mirage" href="http://darkmirage.com/">Dark Mirage</a> or Jason Miao I&#8217;m kind of clueless on how these big guys have influenced the entire sphere over the years. </span></span><span style="color: #880000;">It&#8217;s not that we aspire to emulate (though I did emulate Miao as a joke for a while), it&#8217;s that these people used to be big players in a very small sphere. Now that the &#8216;sphere has grown, the percentage of said sphere that is these Ancient Ones&#8217; penises is smaller. So they&#8217;re less directly influential on new people&#8230; but they shaped the sphere in big ways.</span></li>
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<li> Hm, well, I guess I have to give credit for IKnight for being my gateway blogger. If it weren&#8217;t for his MAL profile and &#8220;Colonial Code Geass &amp; Narnian Nerve Gas&#8221; I might not be here today. <span style="color: #880000;">I can see IKnight being a huge influence, especially for the editorial types who came before him and were like &#8220;OMG! I gotta shape up!&#8221; (here&#8217;s looking at you, Mike *clink*). <span style="color: #000000;">I&#8230;I&#8230;I..it&#8217;s n..n..not that I&#8217;d call blogging about soap influential or anything!</span></span></li>
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<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Best Dorama</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;">I make a point of ignoring this shit as best I can because more often than not it&#8217;s sparked by spiteful elitists. My favorite drama would be <a id="hl-5" title="Omo x Owen on Twitter" href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=omonomono+owen_s">Omo x Owen on Twitter</a>, but does that count? I don&#8217;t know; it&#8217;s certainly not a blog, though. Perhaps we could award Owen with something for sparking so much drama (he was getting me good, at least, in mid-November), but that might be erring on the side of &#8220;too close to home.&#8221; <span style="color: #000000;">Actually, these past few months, I&#8217;d give best dorama to a sort of plane of bloggers revolving around the fansub thing, Von Schilling et al. It even gets IcyStorm all hot and bothered. </span></span><span style="color: #880000;">Oh yeah. SVS. Sigh. I guess&#8230; I guess I WOULD give him this award. (Let&#8217;s see how that affects his self-perception as &#8220;ever lovable.&#8221;)</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Best Satire</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #880000;">Obviously I think I should win in this category. I won&#8217;t make any nominations here because I don&#8217;t want it to look like I&#8217;m setting up losers, but I will gladly comment on lelangir&#8217;s picks.</span> I also like lolikit&#8217;s satire because, while it is hilarious, it is also lucid and insightful. Though I enjoy lolikit&#8217;s meta-satire moreso than when he satires anime. Of course <a id="y-2o" title="Baka-Raptor" href="http://baka-raptor.com/">Baka-Raptor</a> is up there when he makes fun of anime. <span style="color: #880000;">Who&#8217;m I kidding? Baka-Raptor is a king of satire. Hinano is also quite sharp quite frequently, as is JP (<a id="ytp_" title="and now that they're on a single blog it's only one nomination" href="http://jphinano.wordpress.com/">and now that they&#8217;re on a single blog it&#8217;s only one nomination</a>! Take that, blogger&#8217;s bloggers!). <span style="color: #000000;">I was never really into HINANO RAEG&#8230; </span></span><span style="color: #880000;">Her blog posts are usually better than her tweets. Maybe it&#8217;s just the emoticons? They make me laugh while thinking, &#8220;man, this shit she&#8217;s posting about, it&#8217;s so shitty.&#8221; <span style="color: #000000;">You know I&#8217;d put IKnight up here too. His satire is subtle (it&#8217;s British), but boy is it hilarious. </span></span><span style="color: #880000;">Didn&#8217;t he quit blogging or something? <span style="color: #000000;">lol he&#8217;s been alive for quite a few posts now. He was pretty active while in blogohiberation anyway. </span></span><span style="color: #880000;">Not to say inactivity&#8217;s going to stop me from making my third nomination in this category&#8230; </span></p>
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<li> <span style="color: #880000;"><a id="txem" title="LovelyKitsune.com" href="http://lovelykitsune.com/">LovelyKitsune.com</a> </span>
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<li> <span style="color: #880000;">I&#8217;ve beaten this dead horse to the metaphorical pulp, but I&#8217;ll beat it again. Lovely Kitsune is my hero. If it weren&#8217;t for him, I never would have discovered three important things: loli, yuri, and a sense of humor. Oh, and a fourth: the aniblogosphere. He&#8217;s a shoe-in for most influential, but the important thing here is how he roped me in, and that would be masterful satire played to its fullest. His wit broadened the anus of my sense of humor and left me wanting more. &#8230; <em>&#8220;dial-up would never suffice again.&#8221;</em></span></li>
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<li> OmoxOwen aka <a id="d4v:" title="HarukaxYuuta" href="http://that.animeblogger.net/2008/11/06/a-philosophical-discourse-on-the-real-debate-on-fansubs-vs-raw/">HarukaxYuuta</a>
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<li> Yeah, well, him and Owen having sex is pretty funny to watch. Especially on twitter. <span style="color: #880000;">Agreed, but refer to what I wrote under Best Dorama. Their bickering isn&#8217;t satire&#8230; it&#8217;s high school girl idiocy.</span></li>
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<p><span style="color: #880000;">&#8220;WHORE! WHORE!</span><span style="color: #880000;">&#8220;</span></p>
<p>AAAAAND that&#8217;s it. This is lolikit bee tee dubz, stealing lelangir&#8217;s color briefly. Just wanted to wrap stuff up with extremely awkward and un-funny words such as these. I hope you read everything, as there&#8217;s some good stuff up in there. Again, please weigh in on the &#8220;discussion&#8221;—this is more than a popularity contest; there&#8217;re issues addressed in the above with implications affecting the entire &#8216;sphere. Also, could we get some applause for Google Documents? An <a id="gxo9" title="omiclap" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhTiJEYqqY8">omiclap</a>, perhaps? Thank you.</div>
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		<title>I&#8217;m A Team-blogger Again Today</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Riex seduced me into writing another post for Oi, Hayaku! Go check it out for great justice.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Riex seduced me into writing another post for Oi, Hayaku!</p>
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<p>Go check it out for great justice.</a></p>
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		<title>A Certain Whoredom Index: Two And A Half Good Things About Jason Miao</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[At long last, a third entry in the Index. Yet these hands will never know KIRA~&#9734; Kaioshin Sama of internet infamy (mostly due to his trollish appearance, which in turn is mostly due to the fact that he has taste and a brain) has issued a challenge to me in the comments of one of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At long last, a third entry in the <a href="/tag/a-certain-whoredom-index">Index</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/lolikit-kira-20081204-010439.jpg"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/lolikit-kira-20081204-010439.jpg" alt="KIRA" title="KIRA" /></a></p>
<blockquote class="caption"><p>Yet these hands will never know KIRA~&#9734;</p></blockquote>
<p><span id="more-756"></span><a href="http://animehistory.wordpress.com/" title="prime troll meat pr0n">Kaioshin Sama</a> of internet infamy (mostly due to his trollish appearance, which in turn is mostly due to the fact that he has taste and a brain) has <a href="http://ghostlightning.wordpress.com/2008/11/30/stop-the-hate-kyoto-animation-x-sunrise/#comment-622" title="a long-ass comment in a long-ass comment thread">issued a challenge to me in the comments of one of RABURI RABURI ghostlightning-chan&#8217;s suteki <abbr title="Berkeley, CA">My Hometown</abbr>-style hippie anti-war pro-love posts.</a> **I move away from the mic to breathe in** The post had been about how people shouldn&#8217;t mindlessly hate things, and I had sort of &#8220;derailed&#8221; (<a href="http://not.dotq.org/site-spoilers" title="Get it? Get it?">har har</a>) the comments by my introducing my belief that love should be justified just as much as hatred, and that people should always be able to back up their evaluations of shows (and studios).</p>
<p>While we were on the topic of thinking and challenging oneself to be more critical, Kaioshin said:</p>
<blockquote><p>And if you are looking for a challenge I have one for you. Find me something good that Jason Miao did in terms of blogging&#8230;&#8230;..ever. I have a feeling that I’ve sent you on a wild goose chase, but this could prove interesting nonetheless.</p></blockquote>
<p>I could point at the <strike>sky</strike> walls of this blog and yell &#8220;Who the hell do you think I am?!&#8221; but, as some shrewd observers might observe, the Jason Miao love evident on this site is merely high-level mendacity in its most convoluted form. I have no love for Jason Miao. I am not his biggest fanboy. I cannot point at his forced memes and say &#8220;BEHOLD!&#8221; while <a title="I'm the Obama to Kaioshin's McCain in this hypothetical case" href="http://jaredrea.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/crusher_obama_election.jpg">crushing Kaioshin&#8217;s challenge in his face</a>.</p>
<div class="center"><a href="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/lolikit-drill-2-20081204-012040.jpg"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/lolikit-drill-2-20081204-012040.jpg" alt="My satire is a satire that will forcibly penetrate Jason Miao's anus!" title="My satire is a satire that will forcibly penetrate Jason Miao's anus!" /></a></div>
<blockquote class="caption"><p>Two drills, of hand and tail combined—the unison of <span style="text-decoration:blink;">Vindication</span>, <b><i>Loli-Kitsu!!</i></b></p></blockquote>
<p>Well, I could. But shouldn&#8217;t there be <em>some</em> limit to how sarcastic I can be?</p>
<p>Having decided to take Kaioshin&#8217;s challenge seriously, I shall now present unto the aniblogosphere the two and a half good things Jason Miao has done &#8220;in terms of blogging,&#8221; which I take to mean both &#8220;behavior helpful to anibloggers&#8221; and &#8220;spectacularly legendary blog posts that stimulate the &#8216;sphere.&#8221;</p>
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<div class="center"><strong>2.5 Good Things Jason Miao Has Done</strong></div>
<p><strong>2.5 &#8211; Jason Miao liberated Sixten</strong></p>
<p>Were it not for Jason Miao, <a href="http://www.houseofsixten.com/heartscontents" title="Sixten runs Heart's Content, an animeblog devoted to all things cute">aniblogosphere illustrator-commenter extraordinaire Sixten</a> would not be the appreciable source of lulz he currently is. Yes, in order to unleash Sixten&#8217;s <a href="http://www.houseofsixten.com/heartscontents/?cat=15" title="the 103k grimoires of brokenness">Miao Diary</a> upon the world Jason first had to indenture the poor guy and give him one hell of a complex. Check out this quote:</p>
<blockquote><p>I am not taking commissions right now, except from family members or Jason Miao (who can always get work from me for free if they ask nicely). &#8211; <i>Sixten, <a href="http://www.houseofsixten.com/heartscontents/?p=258" title="an art major's lament">Artists are cheap</a></i></p></blockquote>
<p>My interpretation? This guy is <i>whipped</i>.</p>
<p>In any event, it is fact that Sixten was bound to Jason and it is fact that <a href="http://www.houseofsixten.com/heartscontents/?p=207" title="Like a caged bird from a nest... oh wait...">Jason set him free</a>. This is perhaps the best thing Jason has done character-wise; it reflects well on him. I wouldn&#8217;t say it&#8217;s the best thing he&#8217;s done in terms of blogging (hence this point only being ranked #2.5), but it&#8217;s pretty good. The Sixten we know today is breaking people everywhere while producing and sharing enjoyable artwork. He&#8217;s a positive force in the aniblogosphere, <a href="http://www.houseofsixten.com/heartscontents/?p=250" title="Well, everything he says in this post is wrong, but it's the thought that counts, right?">using his art to comment on developments in the community.</a></p>
<p><a href="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/sixten-worth-20081204-013054.jpg"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/sixten-worth-20081204-013054.jpg" alt="Sixten is showing progress in his meetings with the shrink" title="honey, you're valuable to US" /></a></p>
<p>It&#8217;s good to have the present-day Sixten, and for that, I thank Jason Miao.</p>
<p><strong>1.5 &#8211; Jason Miao ran Blogsuki horribly</strong></p>
<p>Because Jason was an elitist prick and <a href="http://blogsuki.com" title="blocksuki">Blogsuki</a> was nothing more than Jason Miao&#8217;s personal feed reader masquerading as a service to the <abbr title="it was not yet 3-D">aniblogocircle</abbr>, there was room for <a href="http://basugasubakuhatsu.com/blog" title="A long-time aniblogger and friend">Hung</a> to come on stage, create <a href="http://animenano.com" title="Anime Na No!, the penultimate aniblogosphere service second only to Sankaku Complex">Animeなの</a>, and weave a basket from the lonely reeds.</p>
<p>Had Jason run <a href="http://blogsuki.com" title="blocksuki">Blogsuki</a> well, the aniblogosphere would have evolved very differently. It&#8217;s a good thing he fucked up.</p>
<p>What? &#8220;How did he fuck up,&#8221; you ask?</p>
<p>Well, riddle me this. Can <i>you</i> load <a href="http://blogsuki.com" title="blocksuki">Blogsuki</a>? Fuck off. </p>
<p><a href="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/blocksuki-graph-20081204-013521.jpg"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/blocksuki-graph-20081204-013521.jpg" alt="moar liek, blocksuki, amirite?!" title="moar liek, blocksuki, amirite?!" /></a></p>
<p>It&#8217;s good to have the present-day &#8216;sphere, and for that, I thank Jason Miao.</p>
<p><strong>0.5 &#8211; Jason Miao is the aniblogosphere&#8217;s Virgin Mary</strong></p>
<p>I always pin my <a href="http://dotq.org/tag/bible-as-lit+school">genesis</a> as an aniblogger on <a href="http://megatokyo.com" title="Oh boy, linking this guy makes me sick in the stomach.">Fred Gallagher</a>, because one of his Megatokyo rants got me to watch AIR, and that was around the time I was a regular poster on the AnimeSuki forums, through which I encountered Lovely Kitsune.  And this is with good reason, for were it not for Lovely Kitsune I would have no idea what anime blogs are. He was also the one to introduce me to blogrolls (I remember he hated <a title="poor bluemist, all he wanted was to show some respect for a top-notch aniblogger" href="http://bluemist.animeblogger.net">bluemist</a> for placing him on his blogroll) and AIM blocks (I hero-worshipped him because I didn&#8217;t know better).</p>
<p>From <a title="I was the first to share my nominations on my blog, a level of whoring quickly mastered by dozens of other anime bloggers" href="http://not.dotq.org/2008/03/30/lolikits-anime-blog-awards-nominations">my first post regarding the 2008 Anime Blog Awards</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Lovely Kitsune <a href="http://www.lovelykitsune.com/archives/234">blogged epic on AIR</a>, and it’s arguable that without him I would not have started anime blogging, and that without that, <a href="http://animenano.com">ANO</a>’s IRC channel would have never been created, and that without that, the ANO community might never have come together, and well… the possibilities run wild from there. But basically, <a href="http://anime.miao.us">Jason Miao</a> would still run the aniblogosphere.</p></blockquote>
<p>But all that said, Lovely Kitsune merely gave me awareness. The one who propelled me into creating &#8220;notdotq, seriously!&#8221; and the lolikitsune persona was none other than Jason Miao. Thanks to his hard work creating <a href="http://derailedbydarry.com/archives/2006/02/18/618/" title="The first one is always free">this post</a>, singularity was avoided and the present we know is the true and correct present.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll have you notice a few things about this post of his: first, it&#8217;s tongue-in-cheek, second, it&#8217;s funny, and third, it&#8217;s mostly useful. Unbelievable, right? I mean, this is Jason Miao we&#8217;re talking about!</p>
<p>&#8230; it&#8217;s high time I check my quality rating again.</p>
<p>But I digress! Back on the topic of hand, that post got me to begin blogging anime. Now, I ask that you look around you. <a href="http://not.dotq.org/2006/06/14/anime-na-no-irc-channel" title="I am destroyer of Jasons">Were it not for me</a>, would Animeなの&#8217;s community have developed as it did? Take a moment to chew on that one. Would Dr. Japes and Hinano be <a href="http://jphinano.wordpress.com" title="As Sh1zuka says, their blogs are now married, too!">getting married</a>? Would Os have cycled through <a href="http://not.dotq.org/2008/05/14/natsukashii-kaze-no-nioi" title="KonOSono, KarOShi, chrOme.daSaku.net, OS.dotq.org">four team blogs</a> or would he have given up when his friends in KonOSono bailed on him? Would <a href="http://omaemo.dasaku.net">Owen</a> have ever <a href="http://omaemo.dasaku.net/2008/04/09/cruel-angel-theses-is-a-year-old-today/" title="In this post, he attributes half of his roots to me. Half of his roots, and all of his last straw.">begun blogging</a>? Would he have formed the <abbr title="insert backronym here">ABC</abbr>? Would I have met <a href="http://ani-nouto.animeblogger.net" title="... who in turn led me to meeting...">Author</a> and Sixten? Would I be <a href="/tag/ccy-senpai-wa-17sai" title="THANK YOU, CARD CAPTOR YOSHI!">making a crappy visual novel</a>?</p>
<p><a href="http://that.animeblogger.net" title="The one-time megas-love-for-Tsuruya-san anime blog">THAT</a> would not have been formed.<br />
Riex would not have joined THAT.<br />
Riex would not have been unhappy with THAT.<br />
Riex would not have launched <a href="http://oihayaku.com" title="Hurry the fuck up, bitches!">Oi, Hayaku!</a><br />
ghostlightning would not have started <a href="http://ghostlightning.wordpress.com" title="We Remember Love">his blog</a>.</p>
<p>All these &#8220;what ifs&#8221; build on each other&#8217;s shoulders. Really, it&#8217;s a circle jerk of hypotheticals, and I could ramble in Aozora Loops about the possibilities, but I think that there are some fairly simple chains of events leading from that one post of Jason&#8217;s in early 2006 to the aniblogosphere we frolic around in daily as 2008 comes to a close.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not trying to say that I&#8217;m the central pillar of the EL aniblogging community (though I might if I were being less serious). I&#8217;m just pointing at the fact that Jason Miao set great things in motion, albeit unintentionally.</p>
<p>So I&#8217;d like to be the Raigyo to Jason&#8217;s white-haired children, and say this:</p>
<p>&#8220;Look at the seed you planted in me. Look how well I took care of it.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/echidna-20081204-013826.jpg"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/echidna-20081204-013826.jpg" alt="babies suckling" title="babies suckling" /></a></p>
<p>I like the baby monsters given birth to by AoMM&#8217;s Echidna, and for that, I thank Jason Miao. Awwww yeah, I just went Greek mythology on your asses. What? You want the good ol&#8217; Bible Bitchslap? Fine. Fuckin&#8217; &#8220;monotheists.&#8221; Well, buckle up and brace for impact because I&#8217;m about to e-jaculate all over your keyboards:</p>
<p><i><b>Jason Miao is the Virgin Mary to my Jesus Christ, and for that, I thank him.</b></i></p>
<p><a href="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/maria-sama-20081204-014025.jpg"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/maria-sama-20081204-014025.jpg" alt="baby Jesus" title="baby Jesus" /></a></p>
<blockquote class="caption"><p>Hopefully, the above picture and the one right before it help illustrate the differences between Christianity and Greek mythology: Christianity got rid of the furries and taught people to be ego-centric. Who the fuck needs siblings? Not Jesus Christ.</p></blockquote>
<hr class="piercetheheavens" />
<p>Well, I&#8217;d say I&#8217;ve thanked Jason Miao enough. *retches*</p>
<p>Now I&#8217;d like to thank Kaioshin Sama for giving me the opportunity to give thanks where thanks were due. I can now return to hating Jason Miao to my Heart&#8217;s Content! </p>
<hr class="piercetheheavens" />
<p>P.S. YES I AM THE MOTHER-FUCKING ANIBLOG MESSIAH.</p>
<hr class="piercetheheavens" />
<p>P.P.S. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD5WlQ54Sg0"><i>Bin Laden didn&#8217;t blow up the projects<br />
It was U Jason<br />
Tell the TRUTH Jason<br />
Miao knocked down the towers<br />
Tell the TRUTH Jason<br />
Miao knocked down the towers</i></a></p>
<p>P.P.P.S. <a href="http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Too_soon">IN B4 &#8220;TOO SOON&#8221;</a></p>
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		<title>CCY-senpai wa 17sai 0.04</title>
		<link>http://not.dotq.org/2008/12/02/ccy-senpai-wa-17sai-004/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 05:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lolikitsune</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twenty-five days ago, I released v0.01 of this &#8220;Visual Novel&#8221; called CCY-senpai wa 17sai. v0.01 was a text-only playable demo with only three choices to make and a measly 1600 words of text, tutorial included. This is the third release since. There&#8217;s a &#8220;real&#8221; changelog this time around, so check that out if you&#8217;re so [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="/ccy-senpai-wa-17sai-announcement" title="initial project announcement and 0.01 release">Twenty-five days ago, I released v0.01</a> of this &#8220;Visual Novel&#8221; called <i>CCY-senpai wa 17sai</i>. v0.01 was a text-only playable demo with only three choices to make and a measly 1600 words of text, tutorial included. This is the third release since. There&#8217;s a &#8220;real&#8221; changelog this time around, so check that out if you&#8217;re so inclined..</p>
<p><span id="more-763"></span>Right now it seems I&#8217;m prioritizing my work on this over more serious writing, so please reward my efforts with helpful feedback :)</p>
<p><a href="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/what-is-love-20081202-215329.jpg"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/what-is-love-20081202-215329.jpg" alt="What is right?" title="What is wrong?" /></a></p>
<blockquote class="caption"><p>You can ask Jason Miao for a sign.</p></blockquote>
<p>So yeah. Please, download this and test it out. Even if you&#8217;ve played previous versions. There&#8217;s a lot of new content, save games from previous versions should still work, and Skip Mode <em>should</em> remember what text you read in previous versions (it does for me).</p>
<p>Download whichever build floats your platform:<br />
<b>Mac</b>: <a href="/renpy/CCY-senpai%20wa%2017sai-0.04-mac.zip">.zip, 7.2mb</a><br />
<b>Linux</b>: <a href="/renpy/CCY-senpai%20wa%2017sai-0.04-linux-x86.tar.bz2">.bz2, 3.9mb</a><br />
<b>Windows</b>: <a href="/renpy/CCY-senpai%20wa%2017sai-0.04.zip">.zip, 4.6mb</a></p>
<p><b>Changelog :: v0.04</b></p>
<p>==== Endings ====<br />
+ 2 bad endings<br />
+ 1 good ending<br />
==== Characters ====<br />
+ Owen (introduced outside of bad end)<br />
+ Baka-Raptor (professor)<br />
+ Os (professor)<br />
+ DarkMirage (professor)<br />
+ Scott (student)<br />
+ Mike (student)<br />
+ Riex (professor)<br />
+ Impz (professor)<br />
+ lKnight (professor)<br />
==== Gameplay ====<br />
+ 3 menus<br />
+ Day 1 has a date<br />
~ updated concluding notes<br />
~ updated tutorial<br />
==== Contents ====<br />
+ 3600 words (total is over 9000 now)</p>
<p><a href="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/baka-raptor-20081202-171042.jpg"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/baka-raptor-20081202-171042.jpg" alt="Baka-Raptor makes his debut in this version" title="Baka-Raptor makes his debut in this version" /></a></p>
<blockquote class="caption"><p>If you do either of the things he mentions, you&#8217;re a pedophile. I&#8217;m a pedophile.</p></blockquote>
<p><b>Anime bloggers featured/referenced thus far:</b></p>
<p>Baka-Raptor (male)<br />
CCY (male)<br />
CJ (female)<br />
DarkMirage (male)<br />
hashihime (mentioned)<br />
Impz (trap)<br />
Jason Miao (male)<br />
Jeff Lawson (mentioned)<br />
lKnight (male)<br />
lolikitsune (male)<br />
Marmot (female)<br />
Mike (male)<br />
Omo (female, genderbent)<br />
Os (male)<br />
Owen S. (male)<br />
Riex (stuffed animal)<br />
Shirukii (mentioned)</p>
<p>Again&mdash;I don&#8217;t have character art, and I likely won&#8217;t ever if someone doesn&#8217;t contribute it. There will be credits. There probably won&#8217;t be payment. I want this to be an open &#8220;resource&#8221; for the aniblogosphere. So that people can say &#8220;I see what you did thar&#8221; and make their own VNs. Yeah.</p>
<p>Art? Contribute it.<br />
Music? Contribute it.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m focusing on writing, and throwing in cop-out backgrounds where I can.</p>
<p>Thank you for your time!</p>
<hr class="piercetheheavens" />
<p>Now for some random whoredom: </p>
<p>&bull; <a href="http://oihayaku.com/akane-iro-ni-somaru-saka-episode-09">a post of mine has been published on Oi, Hayaku!</a> I&#8217;m linking this not only to get you guys to read my post, but also to get Riex to see this post. He&#8217;s a lazy fellow who only checks trackbacks. Lamer.</p>
<p>&bull; <a href="http://ghostlightning.wordpress.com/2008/12/02/on-understanding/">lolikitean is now a word</a>. ghostlightning continues to rock my socks.</p>
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		<title>And so it begins&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://not.dotq.org/2008/11/17/and-so-it-begins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lolikitsune</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, mellow_bunny mentioned the 2009 ABA. Maybe some of you will remember that I won an award in the 2008 ABA, though I only returned to blogging a couple weeks before the closing of nominations. That, my friends, is a lightning campaign. And I won&#8217;t bet my luck on it twice in a row. I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today, <a href="http://twitter.com/mellow_bunny/status/1010279146" title="mellow_bunny makes first official mention of 2009 Anime Blog Awards">mellow_bunny mentioned the 2009 ABA</a>. Maybe some of you will remember that <a href="/awards" title="lolikit is a winner">I won an award</a> in the 2008 ABA, though I only returned to blogging a couple weeks before the closing of nominations. That, my friends, is a lightning campaign. And I won&#8217;t bet my luck on it twice in a row.</p>
<p>I already began my campaign, as <a href="http://not.dotq.org/2008/10/24/press-release-miao-on-my-mind-launch?cid=30755#comment-30755" title="CCY says he's slow, but he's observant sometimes">CCY-senpai noted</a>, when I <a href="http://not.dotq.org/2008/10/24/press-release-miao-on-my-mind-launch" title="this is my best post ever">launched Miao on My Mind on October 24th</a>. If ABA&#8217;s schedule is the same in 2009 as it was this year, that means that I&#8217;m giving myself approximately half a year to run.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s similar to the US Presidential Elections, where candidates campaigned for two years for a four-year office. </p>
<p>I want to be <a href="http://jaredrea.com/2008/11/05/president-elect-barack-obama/" title="Jared rocks, as evidenced by the image in the linked post here">Obama to the McCain </a>of whoever else thinks they&#8217;re a good Satire Aniblog.</p>
<p>To that end, I&#8217;m going to have to ask you, my readers, to support me. I know that one of the things that propelled me to victory in May was my tsundere campaign of &#8220;vote for me and I&#8217;ll fucking hate you.&#8221; ( <a href="http://not.dotq.org/2008/04/27/vote-lolikit-no-we-cant" title="lolikitsune hates your vote, Exhibit A">Exhibit A</a> | <a href="http://not.dotq.org/2008/04/28/about-100-tons-of-rage" title="lolikitsune hates your vote, Exhibit B">Exhibit B</a> | <a href="http://not.dotq.org/2008/05/13/anime-blog-awards-redemption" title="lolikitsune hates your vote, Exhibit C">Exhibit C</a> ) This, much like campaigning quickly, is a trick I won&#8217;t repeat. Please. I fucking love all of you, and everyone who votes for me gets one round of fellatio. If you nominate me in the first round, I&#8217;ll let you put it inside. If you nominate me <i>and blog about it</i>, you can do it raw, and if your nomination secures me someone else&#8217;s nomination, I won&#8217;t make you pull out.</p>
<p>Seriously, guys. I&#8217;m spreading my legs for you.</p>
<p><i>Preemptively</i>.</p>
<p>The ABA<strike>BABABAB</strike> 2009 site isn&#8217;t even close to up yet. For all I know, there may be a rule specially disqualifying me. But. Barring all such horrendous hypotheticals, I <i>want to win</i>. I will <i>do anything for it</i>.</p>
<p>Even if that means <a href="http://houseofsixten.com/heartscontents">wearing nekomimi and a maid dress</a>, or <a href="http://baka-raptor.com">erasing my sidebar</a>, or <a href="http://oihayaku.com">being professional</a>, or <a href="http://derailedbydarry.com">loving sports</a>, or <a href="http://bignanime.wordpress.com">liking bad things</a>, or <a href="http://omaemo.dasaku.net">pretending to be intelligent</a>.</p>
<p><i>I will do it</i>.</p>
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		<title>Sixten Embodies my Thanksgiving Experience</title>
		<link>http://not.dotq.org/2008/11/13/sixten-embodies-my-thanksgiving-experience/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lolikitsune</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I read this post, I got to thinking. My family&#8217;s traditional Thanksgiving dinner? I racked my brains as furiously as I could, but still food didn&#8217;t come to my mind. The thing that I remember when I think of Thanksgiving is how my family used to celebrate it together, and how we don&#8217;t anymore. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I read <a href="http://oihayaku.com/prohmote-november-2008">this post</a>, I got to thinking. My family&#8217;s traditional Thanksgiving dinner? I racked my brains as furiously as I could, but still food didn&#8217;t come to my mind. The thing that I remember when I think of Thanksgiving is how my family used to celebrate it together, and how we don&#8217;t anymore.</p>
<p><span id="more-723"></span>Oh sure, I remember some small details of the celebrations. We usually had turkey, and cornbread, and sweet potatoes. But that&#8217;s pretty generic.</p>
<p>Now, Thanksgiving doesn&#8217;t mean those things to me. It means a broken family. It means my parents&#8217; divorce. It means spending the first half of the day with my father and the second half of the day with my mother. It means listening to my mother&#8217;s brother and my mother&#8217;s dead friend&#8217;s brother argue about whether or not all Muslims are terrorists, and whether or not we should exterminate them. It means holding my head and crying about the fucking idiot Jews in my family. It means too much food and no appetite.</p>
<p>Riex said that the goal of the promotion was to relate a food to an anime blog, so maybe this won&#8217;t be a dominating contest entry. But winning a contest is secondary to my goal of getting this shit of my chest.</p>
<p><a href="http://houseofsixten.com/heartscontents">Sixten</a> represents brokenness. In fact, he is an emissary of it, what with his Miao-sensei comics that involve a genderbent, cat-eared, tsunderekko version of Jason. His blog is a bastion of it. His blog. My Thanksgiving. His blog. My life. His blog. My life. His blog.</p>
<div class="center" style="text-decoration:blink;"><b>MY LIFE</b></div>
<p>So there you have it. Sixten, Sixten&#8217;s blog&mdash;they are like my Thanksgiving. Broken anime fans, broken families, whatever. Anime fans are like families, <i>in that they can break.</i></p>
<p>Excuse me, I&#8217;m going to go wallow in self-pity now.</p>
<p>I might make a funnier entry for this contest at some point (like, Anti-Jason Brainwashing Cookies = me + drm + tj han + corydorf etc.). I might not. I DON&#8217;T KNOW. </p>
<div class="center" style="text-decoration:blink;font-size:200%"><b><a href="http://dotq.org/tt">T_T</a></b></div>
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		<title>Oi, Hayaku! has informed me of my most grievous mistake</title>
		<link>http://not.dotq.org/2008/11/10/oi-hayaku-has-informed-me-of-my-most-grievous-mistake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck!! Well that&#8217;s just fabulous. So what I thought I&#8217;d do was, I&#8217;d stop my &#8220;Rage Against The Jason&#8221; long enough to pull some kind of &#8220;hahaha just kidding!!&#8221; gag. Figured it&#8217;d be funny. Figured it&#8217;d be hiiiiilarious. The plan was simple: I&#8217;d rename notdotq &#8220;Miao on My Mind,&#8221; I&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. <a href="http://oihayaku.com/lets-study-english-with-code-geass"><i>Fuck.</i></a></p>
<p><b><a href="http://oihayaku.com/golden-beanbag-awards-part-2">Fuck.</a></b></p>
<div class="center" style="font-weight:bold;text-transform:uppercase;color:#b33;font-size:400%;text-decoration:blink;font-family:impact;">Fuck!!</div>
<p>Well that&#8217;s just <span class="fabulous"><span class="fabulousf">f</span><span class="fabulousa">a</span><span class="fabulousb">b</span><span class="fabulousu">u</span><span class="fabulousl">l</span><span class="fabulouso">o</span><span class="fabulousu2">u</span><span class="fabulouss">s</span></span>. <span id="more-707"></span>So what I thought I&#8217;d do was, I&#8217;d stop my &#8220;Rage Against The Jason&#8221; long enough to pull some kind of &#8220;hahaha <i>just kidding!!</i>&#8221; gag. Figured it&#8217;d be <i>funny</i>. Figured it&#8217;d be <i>hiiiii</i>larious. The plan was simple: I&#8217;d rename notdotq &#8220;Miao on My Mind,&#8221; I&#8217;d float my layout down a river of jasonisms, and then I&#8217;d ride on the wave of my readers&#8217; cum.</p>
<p>The plan was, as stated, simple. And so I executed it flawlessly.</p>
<p>I <a href="http://not.dotq.org/2008/10/24/press-release-miao-on-my-mind-launch">renamed notdotq &#8220;Miao on My Mind.&#8221;</a></p>
<p>I floated my layout down a river of jasonisms.</p>
<p>But.</p>
<p>I guess that there was a hidden &#8220;???&#8221; step I missed out on, though, because my plan has gone horribly <i>wrong</i>. I&#8217;m not profiting. If anything, my coffers are being <i>depleted</i>. <i><b>Rapidly</b></i>. If this goes on much longer, I will lose all means of waging war against the monster. I will lose&#8230; <i>everything</i>.</p>
<p>As we speak, I&#8217;m rowing and rowing against the river of jasonisms I myself caused to spring forth from the metaphorical spring. It&#8217;s like my month&#8217;s work has become an oppressive power, and I find myself forced by my morals and learning to fight it.</p>
<p>Fuck.</p>
<div class="center"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/orz-20081110-183622.jpg" alt="orz" /></div>
<blockquote class="caption"><p>This is my &#8220;remorse&#8221; <strike>face</strike> pose.</p></blockquote>
<p>I know what I did wrong. It&#8217;s the inside jokes. I left them open to interpretation, to those of you who weren&#8217;t familiar with them. You might not have understood that my use of &#8220;oh geass no&#8221; in a recent post was my attempt at lampooning Jason for his idiocy. In fact, you didn&#8217;t. You thought that my alleged &#8220;love&#8221; for Jason was true, that it was <i>real</i>. You probably thought you could reach out and touch it, and you probably did reach out, and you probably touched <i>something</i>.</p>
<p>The truth is that I have, in my attempts at satire, in my attempts at parody, in my attempts at destruction, <i>legitimized</i> idol-worship of Jason Miao.</p>
<div class="center"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/buttrape-20081110-175940.jpg" alt="buttrape" /></div>
<blockquote class="caption"><p>This is Jason raping me and, by extension, the entire EL aniblogosphere.</p></blockquote>
<p>I will never forgive myself.</p>
<p>Look at <a href="http://oihayaku.com">Oi, Hayaku!</a> It&#8217;s this shit-awful team aniblog that sprung up a little over a month ago. Its pretentious-as-all-fuck prima donna ringleader, Riex, has promised us an &#8220;aniblogging revolution.&#8221; He promised us a new era, and above that he promised us <i>awesome</i>. He assembled a kick-ass score of gifted writers. Unfortunately, all but one of these were aware of how much Jason Miao blows.</p>
<p>I can only guess that, being the enlightened individuals they are, Riex&#8217;s bitches took it upon themselves to read my blog when researching the &#8216;sphere. It&#8217;s a beacon of intelligence, after all, right? Fuck.</p>
<p>And what did they take away? They took away that Jason Miao is the end-all, be-all of anibloggerality and that his method is a method that will pierce the drivel of the modern aniblogging scene. Oh, how wrong. Oh, how misled. Jason Miao&#8217;s methods won&#8217;t call in a new era. Jason Miao&#8217;s methods won&#8217;t change anything for the better. Jason Miao is a staple of the old-age aniblogosphere, the one-time tyrant of Blogsuki, the desecrator of good shows and proponent of filth. Jason Miao is a demon, and following in his footsteps is like being the confessor to his Zange-chan. Using his forced memes is like being the art club to his Nagi-sama.</p>
<div class="center"><a href="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/jizz-20081110-181252.jpg"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/jizz-20081110-181252.jpg" alt="i couldn't resist" /></a></div>
<blockquote class="caption"><p>This is what&#8217;s happening, and it&#8217;s not even behind the scenes.</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;m not trying to say anything bad about Oi, Hayaku. They&#8217;re good people. I know that the harsh logorrhea is flowing, but that&#8217;s just my mood.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not trying to say that Oi, Hayaku has nothing to offer to the &#8216;sphere. As I said, it&#8217;s more full of good writers than your mom&#8217;s vagina is of flutes.</p>
<p>Oi, Hayaku could indeed be great.</p>
<p>But not like this.</p>
<p>And I&#8217;m a nice guy. <a href="/tag/mizunashi-mode">Like Akari</a>, I&#8217;m wishing for your happiness. I want Oi, Hayaku to succeed. I want it to revolutionize the aniblogosphere. I want it to <i>rock hard</i>. So I&#8217;ll give the fellows over there a piece of advice: <b>it&#8217;s not too late</b>. You can still turn back.</p>
<p>beanbrew. Maggeh. However many others of you think that jasonisms are all the rage.</p>
<p>Fuck, I don&#8217;t care who you are.</p>
<p><i>Don&#8217;t feed the monster.</i></p>
<p>Others and I worked our fingers to the bone breaking his hegemony in June 2006. Hung of <a href="http://www.basugasubakuhatsu.com/blog/">BasuGasuBakuhatsu</a> and <a href="http://animenano.com">AnimeNaNo</a> is the main star to thank, what with making Blogsuki useless. But there are dozens. <a href="http://drmchsr0.wordpress.com">Drm</a> and <a href="http://riuva.com">tj han</a>, who stood up to the abuse they and others received. <abbr title="rest in peace, ex-aniblogger">Corydorf</abbr>, who encouraged me to wage my all-out war against the then-Anime on My Mind. Everyone who made fun of Jason in IRC. Everyone. Everyone worked together, as a team, to defeat the beast.</p>
<div class="center"><a href="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/tripeman-20081110-181720.jpg"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/tripeman-20081110-181720.jpg" alt="tripeman was even deployed against jason" /></a></div>
<blockquote class="caption"><p>tj han fields tripeman against jason</p></blockquote>
<p>And we succeeded. The community thrived outside of Jason&#8217;s grasp. We made a world where new anibloggers could set up their sites without knowing about Jason.</p>
<p>And now, more than two years later, those new anibloggers, in their ignorance, are about to be the Hebrews to my God&mdash;they&#8217;re going to ignore my warnings, my words of wisdom, and they&#8217;re going to worship false idols. The message of this paragraph is not that anyone should worship me. It just seems like it is. Seriously. I&#8217;m almost writing stream of consciousness here. Why all the punctuation? Shit, man. I think in punctuation.</p>
<p>Anyway. </p>
<p>Don&#8217;t do this. You don&#8217;t need to. You can find your own funny, and you can use it to power a new generation in the aniblogosphere. You don&#8217;t need Jason. He&#8217;s a blighting influence. Purge him from your systems. (I&#8217;m mixing metaphors so fast you&#8217;d think this was an alchemist&#8217;s NASCAR track!)</p>
<div class="center"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/trainwreck-20081110-182049.jpg" alt="trainwreck" /></div>
<blockquote class="caption"><p>How do trains resemble race cars? Let me count the ways&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>But. I can&#8217;t talk of myself as if I were a saint, or the chemo, or what have you. Oi, Hayaku&#8217;s writers beanbrew and Maggeh drew to my attention my most grievous mistake: I took my satire too far. I obfuscated my sarcasm. People took me seriously. They thought I loved Jason. They interpreted my parroting as adulation. Have they not watched the Colbert Report? But I cant blame them for a lack of insightfulness. I can only blame myself for failing to communicate.</p>
<p>I can only blame myself, and ask that the &#8216;sphere reconsider. That Oi, Hayaku reconsider.</p>
<p>I repeat: <i>it&#8217;s not too late</i>. </p>
<p><b><i>You can still turn back.</i></b></p>
<p><b style="text-decoration:blink;">Mid-post Breaking News!</b><br />
This just in: <a href="http://twitter.com/otakusecret/status/999774323" title="Otou-san tweets trade secrets">Otou-san divulges the fact that Oi, Hayaku&#8217;s shittiness is all a ploy to put me out of business</a>.</p>
<p>I was going to add, at the end of this post, that I was at least touched that Maggeh imitated me ( <a href="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/vocab-pays-off-20081103-111807.jpg">Exhibit A</a> :: a recent graph of mine | <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/kenbest/Oi%20Hayaku/Graph-1-1-1.jpg">Exhibit B</a> :: a more recent graph of Maggeh&#8217;s ). But now I see. This whole thing was merely a plot to steal my crown? Fuck that shit. Oi, Hayaku <i>must not</i> receive Best Satire or Funniest at ABA 2009. I&#8217;m donning my &#8220;fuck these shits&#8221; outfit.</p>
<div class="center"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/flak-fawkes-20081031-212325.jpg" alt="fuck these shits" /></div>
<blockquote class="caption"><p>This is my &#8220;fuck these shits&#8221; face.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>lolikit&#8217;s Vocab Lessons, Part 2 &#8211; no more &#8220;jasonisms&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the second installment in a running feature intended to improve my readers&#8217; sex lives. And business lives. And self-worth. And lots of other things, too. My vocabulary is like crystal meth in a can. My vocabulary is like crystal meth. My vocabulary is crystal meth. Sit back, repeat after me, and then repeat [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the second installment in a running feature intended to improve my readers&#8217; sex lives. And business lives. And self-worth. And lots of other things, too. My vocabulary is like crystal meth in a can. My vocabulary is like crystal meth. My vocabulary is crystal meth. <i>Sit back, repeat after me, and then repeat a second time&mdash;out loud, to your mothers. They&#8217;ll want your babies.</i></p>
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<div style="font-size:150%;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">Vocab Lesson 2<br />
no more &#8220;jasonisms&#8221;</div>
<p><b>10</b>. <abbr title="yuri flute rape">YFR</abbr>, noun.<br />
ex. Kyoushiro to Towa no Sora never delivered the hot YFR.</p>
<p><b>9</b>. <abbr title="yuri rape flute">YRF</abbr>, noun.<br />
ex. When there&#8217;s YFR, you know someone&#8217;s got their hands on one of those YRFs.</p>
<p><b>8</b>.  graphs, sign of superiority.<br />
ex. I&#8217;m as awesome as the Japanese because I put <a href="/tag/graphs">graphs</a> in my posts.</p>
<p><b>7</b>. loliyuri ice cream, cake.<br />
ex. Loliyuri ice cream is moist and delicious.</p>
<p><b>6</b>. friendship, noun.<br />
ex. Jason and I share a healthy friendship.</p>
<p><a href="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/vocab-pays-off-20081103-111807.jpg"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/vocab-pays-off-20081103-111807.jpg" alt="an excellent graph, a symbol of my friendship" title="an excellent graph, a symbol of my friendship" /></a></p>
<blockquote class="caption"><p>**I move away from the vocab lessons to share some some interesting numbers</p></blockquote>
<p><b>5</b>. Baka-Raptor, dinosaur.<br />
ex. Dinosaurian Baka-Raptor is dinosaurian.</p>
<p><b>4</b>. beanbrew, jason.<br />
def. <a href="http://twitter.com/owen_s/status/987922297" title="Owen says good things sometimes">see here</a><br />
ex. Fucking <a href="http://oihayaku.com/golden-beanbag-awards-part-2" title="jasonism, minus the 'ason,' quickly becomes something unfit for human consumption. Likewise, all jasonisms&mdash;including, but not limited to, 'melonpan,' are unfit for human consumption.">beanbrew</a>. (Gee whiz, lolikit, you&#8217;re laying the references on thick!)</p>
<p><b>3</b>. jasonism, noun.<br />
def. a <abbr title="meme">unit of culture</abbr> pushed by a single person onto a willing crowd of zombie-esque followers<br />
ex. I am currently studying for my Internet Ph.D. in jasonisms.</p>
<p><b>2</b>. no more, dream.<br />
ex. What everyone wanted was no more raping at the hands of AT&#038;T, but that was just a dream, just a dream.</p>
<p><b>1</b>. I&#8217;m going to go vote tomorrow, promise.<br />
ex. <i>see below</i></p>
<div class="center"><img src="http://flak.dotq.org/skitch/flak-fawkes-20081031-212325.jpg" alt="guy fawkes" /></div>
<blockquote class="caption"><p>This is my &#8220;I&#8217;m going to go vote tomorrow&#8221; face. Look forward to my typhoon of patriotism!</p></blockquote>
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		<title>PRESS RELEASE: Miao on My Mind Launch</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lolikitsune</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The last time I talked about notdotq&#8217;s transformation was on October 9th, when I&#8217;d just put up a new front page for the site. It was a new face for my anime blogging business, and while at first it was just a quick joke, it is now a very permanent joke: it is here to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The last time I talked about notdotq&#8217;s transformation was on <a href="http://not.dotq.org/2008/10/09/onnanoko-wa-ereganto-ni">October 9th</a>, when I&#8217;d just put up a new front page for the site. It was a new face for my anime blogging business, and while at first it was just a quick joke, it is now a very permanent joke: it is here to stay.</p>
<p><span id="more-603"></span><b>October 24th, 2008</b></p>
<p>BERKELEY, CA&mdash;<b>Miao on My Mind</b>, an anime blogging and anime blog blogging site, has been launched to the public today by enthusiastic admin and gold-winning satirist <b>lolikitsune</b>. Already, it has been the target of  much fanfare and many rotten <strike>oranges</strike> tweets. It is both a bitter day for the aniblogosphere and a sweet day for the aniblogosphere; in essence, it is a bittersweet day for the aniblogosphere. </p>
<p>It is a bitter day, because the birth of Miao on My Mind signals the death of <b>notdotq</b>, an aniblog and aniblog blog previously run at the same URL by the same admin. Many long-time readers will be shocked to see their favorite site mysteriously missing when they load their only bookmark.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not worried &#8217;bout dat,&#8221; said lolikitsune, who prefers to go by the more intimate monicker of lolikit, when he was questioned about the issue of reader loyalty, expectations, and potential betrayal. &#8220;If a long-time reader looks around with the critical eye I have trained my readers to have, he or she will notice that all the old content is still intact, and that all new content follows in the footsteps of the old.&#8221;</p>
<p>When we asked him about the aforementioned &#8220;training,&#8221; he likened it to a high school education.</p>
<p>&#8220;I keep throwing nonsense and utter bullshit at them, you see,&#8221; he patiently explained. &#8220;Eventually they learn how to cut away that bullshit and get to the heart of things.&#8221;</p>
<p>He went on to add, &#8220;of course, there isn&#8217;t always a heart. Aniblogging is heartless business. But that&#8217;s the point, you know? There&#8217;s no real substance, anywhere. A true notdotq reader won&#8217;t be disappointed by the new shell&mdash;the same old lack of meaning is still pervasive.&#8221;</p>
<p>Miao on My Mind promises to be &#8220;the same old shit&#8221; in a &#8220;refined package.&#8221; The fifteen-day redesign shows lolikit&#8217;s hard work in the field of CSS, especially.</p>
<p>&#8220;[lolikitsune] learned how to create classes the names of which mean nothing,&#8221; said a noted expert from the <b>World Wide Web Consortium</b>. &#8220;This is no mean accomplishment. We at the W3C are all very impressed with how far he&#8217;s come since he learned HTML 4 in the ninth grade.&#8221; </p>
<p>One contact in the Massachusetts Institute of Technology Communications Department revealed that the W3C was in fact so impressed with lolikit&#8217;s abominable coding habits that plans to file three different lawsuits were currently occupying two entire 1.5TB hard drives. When asked for further details, our contact&mdash;who asked to remain anonymous&mdash;said that the rest was &#8220;classified information.&#8221; She also sent us an animated .gif file of a red-haired anime character winking.</p>
<p>But the W3C aren&#8217;t the only ones taking notice of&mdash;or offense at&mdash;lolikit&#8217;s latest shenanigans. </p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s atrocious,&#8221; stated <b>Impz</b> of <b>THAT Animeblog</b> <a href="http://that.animeblogger.net">[@]</a> and the <b>Anime Blog Awards</b> <a href="http://animeblogawards.com">[@]</a> Committee. &#8220;Simply atrocious.&#8221;</p>
<p><b>Owen S.</b> of <b>Cruel Angel Theses</b> <a href="http://omaemo.dasaku.net">[@]</a> concurred with Impz, adding that &#8220;lolikitsune is an unthinking douche, and should be removed from the internet with post haste.&#8221;</p>
<p>Some, like <b>Shirukii</b> of <b>Anime Blog ga Arimasu</b>  <a href="http://animearimasu.animeblogger.net">[@]</a>, merely shrugged when we asked them about the news. &#8220;lolikit&#8217;s an old friend,&#8221; Shirukii said when we pestered him. &#8220;I can forgive him for liking flat chests more than &lt;ul&gt; tags.&#8221;</p>
<p>Others are on the other side of the love/hate spectrum.</p>
<p>&#8220;I think the jasonisms are totally out of hand,&#8221; said <b>CCY</b> of <b>Mega Megane Moe</b>  <a href="http://m3.dasaku.net">[@]</a>, in reference to the fact that lolikit&#8217;s XHTML stopped being very semantic with the redesign. &#8220;But that&#8217;s not necessarily a bad thing, you know? lolikitsune has always been an out-of-hand kind of guy. And he&#8217;s doing something 100% original, bringing a new style of anime blog to the table.&#8221;</p>
<p>100% original, it might be noted, so long as you count &#8220;recycling the memes of others&#8221; as original. To lolikit&#8217;s credit, most anime bloggers recycle crowd memes (see: 4chan) or their own memes, and the reuse of other anime bloggers&#8217; memes is a rare practice. Devoting a site to this is an even rarer practice, and indeed lolikit&#8217;s efforts might be the first in the field.</p>
<p>The new genre of website that Miao on My Mind purports to be&mdash;&#8221;aniblog, aniblog blog, and aniblogger shrine&#8221;&mdash;may sit stagnant for months or even years before lolikit sees new neighbors joining him, rushed studies show. Only 1 in 17 anime bloggers even recognize the term &#8220;aniblog&#8221; as official jargon in the aniblogosphere, and only about 1 in 25 read other anime blogs. With those numbers, it is extremely unlikely that anyone will be joining Miao on My Mind anytime soon.</p>
<p>&#8220;I did quick studies of my own,&#8221; admitted lolikit when we asked him about this. &#8220;Ran some quick simulations through <b>Technorati</b>, converted the results into some pleasing graphs, and quickly discovered that the most likely candidate to start up another site like Miao on My Mind in the next two years is yours truly. Now THAT is Web 2.0!&#8221;</p>
<p>We appreciated lolikit&#8217;s jovial tone, but we noted the despair in his eyes. He&#8217;s a true pioneer.</p>
<p>When asked about the future of Miao on My Mind, lolikit lightened up significantly.</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh, it&#8217;s going to be awesome!&#8221; he declared. &#8220;The site looks different, but behind the scenes, nothing&#8217;s really changing. Working on notdotq was almost always fun, so Miao on My Mind will be a barrel of monkeys as well, I&#8217;m sure.&#8221;</p>
<p>We asked him to be more specific about his plans.</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, at some point I&#8217;m going to have to acknowledge those Oi, Hayaku! guys. Riex has been clutching onto my epenis for dear life. He&#8217;s even stalking me on Facebook. I feel like the guy from LME in Skip Beat&mdash;if I don&#8217;t satisfy this fellow, he&#8217;ll follow me to the grave. That aside&#8230; I guess I&#8217;m going to be blogging some anime this season, Mouryou no Hako, and whatever else catches my fancy. As for aniblog blogging, I&#8217;m long overdue for some good Versus posts. Expect to see the following before the year is out: Baka-Raptor.com VS. LovelyKitsune.com, Natsuneko VS. TheBigN, and the big one that everyone&#8217;s been waiting for, anime|otaku VS. Cruel Angel Theses.&#8221;</p>
<p>In short, lolikit&#8217;s spirits are wavering back and forth like <i>Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni</i>&#8216;s per-episode quality, and his ambitions are soaring like the proverbial (and actual) paper airplanes of noted symbolism anime <i>ef</i>. It will be interesting to see what comes of this transformation, and where Miao on My Mind goes from here.</p>
<p>In the meantime, we can satisfy our hunger for lolikit&#8217;s obscenities by examining the various new pages of information that he has set up around the site, including, but not limited to, <a href="/lolikit">a fresh page about the admin in question himself</a>, a new page of <a href="/faq">frequently asked questions</a>, and a page <a href="/awards">about blogging awards</a>. </p>
<p>Lastly, lolikit expressed his desire to thank selected members of the aniblogosphere. We have published his message along with our article, and you can read it just below.</p>
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<blockquote><b><i>FUCK JASON MIAO!</i></b></p></blockquote>
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<p>Thank you, lolikit.</p>
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<p>lolikitsune, also known as Flak, is a first-year student at the University of California, Berkeley, where he will begin exploring the fields of Cognitive Science, Rhetoric, and Legal Studies in January. He spends half his time working in the Communications Department at the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, and in his free time he enjoys writing stories&mdash;such as Miao on My Mind&#8217;s featured <i>Night Switch</i>&mdash;and maintaining websites, both activities he&#8217;s pursued for several years now. You can learn more about him at his main site, <a href="http://dotq.org">Dreams of the Quill</a>.</p>
<p>The former notdotq was part of the second generation of anime blogs, rearing its little head around the same time as other now-notable anime blogs, including the award-winning Minaide! Hazukashii&#8230; and the award-winning RIUVA (recipients of Bronze and Silver in the 2008 Anime Blog Award&#8217;s Satire section, respectively). notdotq has come and gone four times in the last three years, appearing and disappearing with the seasons and lolikitsune&#8217;s mood swings.</p>
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