we're finally notdotq anymore

The ABA committee is kicking things off, as I “leaked” a few weeks back.

Kabitzin wrote a better post about this than I ever could. Go check it out. Mad props to him for approaching the ABAs with such reason and constructive thought, and for being quicker to combo than any idiots other than myself (and I was extremely premature).

Before we go much farther, though, let it be known: I do not intend to use Jason Miao’s victory in “Funniest” in 2008 become a point of contention or competition between myself and that man.

Miao on My Mind will be dismantled soon. Look forward to it.

So I’m finally watching Kannagi 09, which people have been raving about. Yeah, it was funny.

But it is also extremely heterosexist.

I don’t usually like making these kinds of assumptions (they tend to fall in the same category as Paranoia Agent’s EPIC FAIL ending of “omg people kill themselves exclusively due to paranoia”), but does anyone else think this might have something to do with Japan’s negative population growth? I remember reading some post(s) somewhere about how an unprecedented percentage of h-manga, etc. not only had ejaculation inside the birth canal, but portrayed it in a positive light in recent times, and that this might be due to national pressure to inspire more pregnancies.

If “things like that” (referring to Jin and Daitetsu being in a homo relationship) “do sometimes happen,” then that’s two fewer impregnated females, right?

Discuss.

Actually, don’t discuss. Go make babies with Japanese school girls. The world doesn’t have enough people in it.

Some highlights (highlight to read, har har):

P.S. I’m only partially trolling. Also, the French rock.

Today, mellow_bunny mentioned the 2009 ABA. Maybe some of you will remember that I won an award in the 2008 ABA, though I only returned to blogging a couple weeks before the closing of nominations. That, my friends, is a lightning campaign. And I won’t bet my luck on it twice in a row.

I already began my campaign, as CCY-senpai noted, when I launched Miao on My Mind on October 24th. If ABA’s schedule is the same in 2009 as it was this year, that means that I’m giving myself approximately half a year to run.

That’s similar to the US Presidential Elections, where candidates campaigned for two years for a four-year office.

I want to be Obama to the McCain of whoever else thinks they’re a good Satire Aniblog.

To that end, I’m going to have to ask you, my readers, to support me. I know that one of the things that propelled me to victory in May was my tsundere campaign of “vote for me and I’ll fucking hate you.” ( Exhibit A | Exhibit B | Exhibit C ) This, much like campaigning quickly, is a trick I won’t repeat. Please. I fucking love all of you, and everyone who votes for me gets one round of fellatio. If you nominate me in the first round, I’ll let you put it inside. If you nominate me and blog about it, you can do it raw, and if your nomination secures me someone else’s nomination, I won’t make you pull out.

Seriously, guys. I’m spreading my legs for you.

Preemptively.

The ABABABABAB 2009 site isn’t even close to up yet. For all I know, there may be a rule specially disqualifying me. But. Barring all such horrendous hypotheticals, I want to win. I will do anything for it.

Even if that means wearing nekomimi and a maid dress, or erasing my sidebar, or being professional, or loving sports, or liking bad things, or pretending to be intelligent.

I will do it.

I’m grateful to mellow_bunny and Edgeworth. If I hadn’t talked to them, I would have remained a lowly shadow of my former self… so… please listen to my song. “That Lily Is Gay.”

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