notdotq » loveless http://not.dotq.org Five Words: You Can't Censor My Love Tue, 17 Jan 2012 05:37:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 So I saw this file in the Tokyotosho anime RSS feed called “Needless”… http://not.dotq.org/2009/07/05/so-i-saw-this-file-in-the-tokyotosho-anime-rss-feed-called-needless/ http://not.dotq.org/2009/07/05/so-i-saw-this-file-in-the-tokyotosho-anime-rss-feed-called-needless/#comments Sun, 05 Jul 2009 20:14:21 +0000 lolikitsune http://not.dotq.org/?p=1637 … and I thought to myself, “LOVELESS OVA?! DO WANT!”

But then it was some new anime that was shitty through and through. It felt a bit like Jojo, what with all the extremely buff and disproportionate dudes being buff and disproportionate. There were some nice jiggle physics, I guess, but they didn’t make up for anything.

I made it all the way through the first episode of Needless, surviving off my masochism, and then…

… I was rewarded.

The ending animation entails three lolis kissing each other, rubbing each other, licking each other, rubbing against each other, and so on and so forth and doing all the things that three lolis normally do whilst removing each other’s clothing, and I went to heaven, dying a million times and coming back to life a million times.

Then the preview for episode two replaced the loliyuri and I cried a million times and died and didn’t come back to life.

Verdict: shit.

]]> http://not.dotq.org/2009/07/05/so-i-saw-this-file-in-the-tokyotosho-anime-rss-feed-called-needless/feed/ 5 detroit metal city breaking top 10 http://not.dotq.org/2008/10/17/detroit-metal-city-breaking-top-10/ http://not.dotq.org/2008/10/17/detroit-metal-city-breaking-top-10/#comments Fri, 17 Oct 2008 20:21:20 +0000 lolikitsune http://not.dotq.org/?p=508 With the recent developments in Episode 9 of DMC, we see a show with a crappier premise than Gunslinger Girl’s and a crappier main character than Lucky Star’s and a crappier dedication to realism than Aria’s drill its way into my Top 10 All-Time Anime list. I don’t know whether it’s replacing Loveless, or Maria-sama ga Miteru, or Yami to Boushi to Hon no Tabibito, or some other pansy show—in large part because I don’t actually have a set-in-stone Top 10 All-Time Anime list—but it’s replacing something. And why?

Wagner II

A: “O Fortuna” plays as Krauser II prepares to go mouth-to-mouth with a dick.

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