The anime of the day is Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai, a show whose most notable accomplishment is probably its foura: Haganai. That’s right. Two postposition particles and a negation. Generic to the point of meaninglessness. My discovery of this absurdist abbreviation alone almost made the list of moments.

Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai (2011-10-06)

Description

Hasegawa Kodaka is a recent transfer student to St. Chronica's Academy, a Catholic high school. As with every other school he has ever attended, he finds it difficult to make friends there because of his naturally-blond hair and fierce-looking eyes, which make him look like a dangerous "yankee" to his prejudiced schoolmates. One day, Kodaka accidentally comes across the equally solitary and very abrasive Yozora Mikazuki while she converses with her imaginary friend Tomo. Realizing that neither of them have any social lives, they decide that the best way to improve their situation is to form a club: the Neighbor's Club precisely intended to make friends and learn social skills. MEAT

Genre: comedy, romance

Links: Official ANN

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Yozora, thin-skinned trollius maximus that she is, decides to rub suntan oil into Meat‘s back with her foot.

I came harder than Omo.

I promise this will be my one and only purely perverted moment of this year’s Christmas (as though my previous post wasn’t lecherous). I have nothing more to say than that someone needs to make a GIF out of Sena squirming drenched in lotion beneath Yozora’s feet. This is Dr. lolikit, signing out.

And the Phoenix Wright knock-off minigame.

Didn’t something like this happen in the aniblogosphere recently?

internet games are scary—they hit so close to the mark sometimes

If you like things nice and Rule14′d, or if you like hacking and internet drama, or if you like cybering with old men who get turned on by phonographs, or if you like Phoenix Wright, then I suggest that thou getst thee to a Paypallery.

Seriously, it’s great fun.

And finally, to the shits who are thinking, “what? MONEY?! Where’s the free demo?”, you can still play Forumwarz Episode 1 for free. The Crotch Zombie fellows are good people, and their business model is more than fair.

In the best interests of the aniblogosphere, I have taken it upon myself to disseminate my awesome vocabulary to you my whores readers. Sit back, repeat after me, and then repeat a second time—out loud, to your mothers. They’ll fall in love with you and want your babies. By the time we’re through all of the at least one hundred lessons, you’ll know how to talk like I. It’ll be awesome. Hopefully you’ll learn some grammar on the side, but it’s okay if you don’t—vocabulary alone allows you to reach level two in Forumwarz.

10. faggerot, noun.
ex. Scientologists are real faggerots, man.

9. faggerjack, noun.
ex. I know a faggerjack; he works hard all day pleasing his teammates.

8. faggerism, noun.
ex. Owen displayed some hardcore faggerism on Sunday.

7. slutcrate, compliment.
ex. Hirano Aya is a slutcrate (she is also an ogre; these balance out).

6. dipfag, noun.
ex. Don’t be a dipfag—use your brain.

5. jason, epithet.
ex. Fucking jason.

4. whore, noun (invisible prefix).
ex. Yes, these are my whores.

3. rebellion, noun.
ex. notdotq of the rebellion

2. anibloggerism, noun.
ex. That’s classified information.

1. schadenfaggen, noun.
ex. Posting chat logs, according to Owen S., is an act of schadenfaggen.

Next week I’ll introduce some verbs, and write up a sample conversation for you to practice with a mirror or a kitten or your best friend’s little sister!

1. I shouldn’t be doing my homework right now… should I?

2. Do you have any bread or supplies or swords for my men?

3. Why do all anibloggers dislike lolikit?

4. Who runs the ABC?

5. Why is Kamen no Maid Guy so fucking good?

6. How can Crotch Zombie rock so hard?

7. If you could entrust your future to five animebloggers, who would they be and how would you make them cooperate?

8. Will I ever meet Jason Miao face to face?

9. What is the fatal flaw in the Anime Blog Awards that allowed me to secure a top-five-in-category slot?

10. What is the fatal flaw in my self-esteem that allowed me to ask #9?

11. Does Owen hate me furrealz?

12. Am I sad? Am I holding myself? Am I locked in my room? Should I not be sad?

13. Will Aria the Origination ever be fansubbed past Episode 9?

14. Can this video about Scientology please be getting lots of smurfs favorites?

15. Will the namefaggeristic nature of anti-anon pro-pseudonymous-e-peen emo attention whore anibloggers be my downfall or will it just be funny?

Please, answers required immediately. I’ve got the rope fastened to the ceiling already.

Anyway, you play as a depraved forumgoer whose life goal is to discover something more surprising and disgusting than goatsextubgirlx2girls1cup and then show it to as many people as possible. My account if “Flaxative” if you want to friend me and I’ve made an attempt to join the Encyclopaedia Dramatica “klan.”

For more info on this brilliancy, see: trolling for fun and profit and lulz by jp meyer.