we're finally notdotq anymore

for now, let's reminisce about a nostalgic future while standing in the hall

sunrise penetrates forumwarz

the end

Oct 23
2008

Hurling Chunks and Objections – Forumwarz Episode 2

lolikitsune crafted this last love song.
This is categorized as Commentary.
It probably has over nine thousand tags. What a slut.
At least it only has 4 comments and 1,385 views.

Back in April, with a little help from Dr. Japes, I discovered Forumwarz. I completed Episode 1—the first part of the story—within a month or so, and then I began tapping my fingers. The tapping has ended. Episode 2 is here. I have not bought it yet—that is outside the scope of my current powers—but I intend to, and I have gone through the interlude cinematics.

And the Phoenix Wright knock-off minigame.

Didn’t something like this happen in the aniblogosphere recently?

internet games are scary—they hit so close to the mark sometimes

If you like things nice and Rule14′d, or if you like hacking and internet drama, or if you like cybering with old men who get turned on by phonographs, or if you like Phoenix Wright, then I suggest that thou getst thee to a Paypallery.

Seriously, it’s great fun.

And finally, to the shits who are thinking, “what? MONEY?! Where’s the free demo?”, you can still play Forumwarz Episode 1 for free. The Crotch Zombie fellows are good people, and their business model is more than fair.

May 21
2008

lolikit’s Vocab Lessons, Part 1 – no more “faggotry”

lolikitsune crafted this last love song.
This is categorized as meta anibloggery.
It probably has over nine thousand tags. What a slut.
At least it only has 28 comments and 1,869 views.

This shall be a running feature.

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Apr 25
2008

That time of life again; lolikit needs answers

lolikitsune crafted this last love song.
This is categorized as 15 questions.
It probably has over nine thousand tags. What a slut.
At least it only has 15 comments and 404 views.

I did it once, I did it twice, and yes, I’m doing it a third time. Having fallen into despair, I require the answers to all my problems. And so: fifteen questions.

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Apr 22
2008

meta trolling? is it… is it lolikit’s DREAM COME TRUE?!

lolikitsune crafted this last love song.
This is categorized as Commentary, meta anibloggery.
It probably has over nine thousand tags. What a slut.
At least it only has 10 comments and 354 views.

I’m sure you’re all familiar with the famous Fox11 clip about “Anonymous” in which some retard in need of firing refers to anons as “hackers on steroids, treating the internet like a real life video game.” That’s funny on a few levels in and of itself, but now there’s this—Forumwarz. The internet… treating the internet… like a video game… about the internet. It can even be Escherian: ‘the internet treating the internet like a game about the internet treating the internet like a…” you get the picture.

Anyway, you play as a depraved forumgoer whose life goal is to discover something more surprising and disgusting than goatsextubgirlx2girls1cup and then show it to as many people as possible. My account if “Flaxative” if you want to friend me and I’ve made an attempt to join the Encyclopaedia Dramatica “klan.”

For more info on this brilliancy, see: trolling for fun and profit and lulz by jp meyer.