It’s at times like these that I wish my relationship with Jason were slightly less … violent. I’d like to talk to him about this, go over it with him, smooth things out… But ah well.

Once I got over the immediate reaction, I enjoyed Miao Diary quite a bit.

But I got to thinking—the Miao in Miao Diary is hardly the Miao I know. The Miao I know may be as flat, but he’s a dude, and doesn’t have ears or a tail. No 10% here. I also got to thinking—I’ve been writing about Miao since February. Sixten can’t touch this.

Night Switch

In February, I started writing a story—in small pieces—called “Night Switch.” It focuses on three “protagonists,” Jason, Joe, and Marin, and is about their interactions with each other and the country that they live in (2012 America).

Why Night Switch is better than Miao Diary

- it is not self-insert
- it is not wish fulfillment
- there is no gender-swapping
- it features more than two anibloggers/aniblog readers

• JTFish as Pedantic Dachshund
• Pablo-kun as Pablo
• scottfry3 as Scott F
• meganeshounen as Meg-Sho
• Jeff Lawson as Jeff
• mike as Physics Mike
• jpmeyer as JP
• DS as Dan S
• Hinano as Maria
• Marmot as the former director
• Jason Miao as Jason Meow
• and more to look forward to!

- Night Switch has more plot
- Night Switch has political satire
- Night Switch has a magical girl
- Night Switch has demons
- Night Switch has much hatred for Apple
- Night Switch has no moe

Why you should read Night Switch

Animebloggers, anime blog readers, you are some of the few people on this planet who will understand even 40% of Night Switch’s shitty inside joke-ridden content. If you don’t enjoy it, no one will!

Why Miao Diary should die

There are too many reasons to count, let alone list.
For now, accept that it’s simply a disgrace to everything innocent and pure in the aniblogosphere. Also, I hate Rule 14. CJ can attest to this. Can’t you, whore?

Want to be in Night Switch

If you’d like a character based on you in Night Switch, comment letting me know. I’ll make it happen. You might be a colleague of one of the main characters, or a cute mascot, or a turd. But you’ll feature if you ask kindly.

Read Night Switch

Whether it’s for the lulz, for great justice, or the result of a spinal reflex is up to you. DO IT.

1. I shouldn’t be doing my homework right now… should I?

2. Do you have any bread or supplies or swords for my men?

3. Why do all anibloggers dislike lolikit?

4. Who runs the ABC?

5. Why is Kamen no Maid Guy so fucking good?

6. How can Crotch Zombie rock so hard?

7. If you could entrust your future to five animebloggers, who would they be and how would you make them cooperate?

8. Will I ever meet Jason Miao face to face?

9. What is the fatal flaw in the Anime Blog Awards that allowed me to secure a top-five-in-category slot?

10. What is the fatal flaw in my self-esteem that allowed me to ask #9?

11. Does Owen hate me furrealz?

12. Am I sad? Am I holding myself? Am I locked in my room? Should I not be sad?

13. Will Aria the Origination ever be fansubbed past Episode 9?

14. Can this video about Scientology please be getting lots of smurfs favorites?

15. Will the namefaggeristic nature of anti-anon pro-pseudonymous-e-peen emo attention whore anibloggers be my downfall or will it just be funny?

Please, answers required immediately. I’ve got the rope fastened to the ceiling already.