When I first told Shirukii that I’d be reviving notdotq by no date later than April 1st, he reacted with “that’ll be awesome, even if it’s an obvious April Fool’s joke” or something like that. I’m paraphrasing. Anyway, after Shirukii said that, I knew it was to be—I would reopen notdotq before April Fool’s, and then I would close it on April Fool’s. And it would be lulz.

Unfortunately, things did not go just as planned. For one thing, I was up late watching KimiKiss and putting the finishing touches on my Dreams of the Quill April Fool’s.

While wandering around the stark-save-for-Astley landscape of Youtube and signing up to be a Virgle Pioneer I remembered that I had yet to do anything lulz on this site. I put up a quick and sloppy announcement of my intentions to leave. It was fail (like, as Owen and tj han might argue, everything I do) and kinda of disappointing, even to me. My post had no impact, especially thanks to its stepping stone—the drama with Owen—being removed from under it just on time for the occasion (and for the occasion, too, but how convoluted am I supposed to make my sentences?). Upon waking up, I knew I had to up the ante somehow. So I made a solemn declaration of my undying love for Haruhi.

Only to remember, a couple hours later, that shit, that was my April Fool’s last year!

So yeah, talk about fail. I really outdid myself this time.

At the very least, though, I can pride myself in my April Fool’s on DotQ—a fake installment of my current story; an installment, I might add, that featured the character based off Jason Miao being v&.

I have always loved Suzumiya Haruhi.

There are no words for her beauty, both of mind and body. As such, I do not have any.

And you know what? Fuck that. Fuck drama, I want to live.

Fuck anime blogging, I want to live.

In other words, notdotq’s return was short-lived indeed. To anyone who might have actually wanted my return to have more permanence—I imagine there are a select few out there who liked my blogging style or my personality or something stupid like that—well, my other site will stick around.

I may look like a normal guy, but actually, I like Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu.