Hi, my name is lolikitsune and I’m a serial troll.

Hi, Mr. Lolikitsune.

Objection!

Ahhh! Okay.

Anyway. I am an aniblogger, and have been such for years now. I was probably one of the first three dozen or so. I remember the days of Blogsuki. I remember the days when Jason… argh, never mind.

Who’s Jason?

FUCK JASON!

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Right then! Please tell us more about yourself.

Sure thing, Akari! I’m 20 and I’m a sophomore in Rhetoric, Education, and Creative Writing at U.C. Berkeley. I enjoy making websites, writing stories, drawing drawings, watching anime, blogging anime, blogging blogs, trolling blogs, and so on.

Hahi~!

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… do you really enjoy trolling blogs, Mr. lolikitsune?

Yes and no. I don’t think I can live without it. It’s part of who I am. I troll. I’m incorrigible. Usually it’s harmless.

“Usually,” you say?

Well, sometimes I offend someone. That’s not so cool.

That doesn’t sound very nice, but it seems like you’re having a hard time yourself… anyway, moving along. I’m sure there’s nothing you dislike, so—

I fuckin’ hate Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu.

Ehh?

I also hate Lucky Star. And Ayu. I pretty much hate Kyoto Animation through and through, though they’ve made one or two shows I like a lot. I also hate my country’s evil government, and I hate rich people, and I hate Steve Jobs because he’s a real asshat. I hate fansubbers and I hate anime bloggers and I mostly hate myself a lot. Oh, and I fucking loathe Jason Miao.

B-but everywhere else on this site you say that you love him!

You’ve clearly never performed a default search on this site. Try free melonpan.

… a-anything else we should know about you, Mr. lolikitsune?

Sure. Contrary to popular belief, I am in fact a dude. In accordance with popular belief, I am something of a monstrous homogay. I don’t actually hate nearly as much as it might seem, I’m just slow to praise.

So, what’s one thing you’ve praised?

You!