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Hi, my name is lolikitsune and I’m a serial troll.
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Hi, Mr. Lolikitsune.
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Objection!
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Ahhh! Okay.
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Anyway. I am an aniblogger, and have been such for years now. I was probably one of the first three dozen or so. I remember the days of Blogsuki. I remember the days when Jason… argh, never mind.
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Who’s Jason?
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FUCK JASON!
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Right then! Please tell us more about yourself.
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Sure thing, Akari! I’m 18, a freshman at U.C. Berkeley, and an employee in the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory’s Communications Department. I enjoy making websites, writing stories, drawing drawings, watching anime, blogging anime, blogging blogs, trolling blogs, and so on.
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Hahi~!
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… do you really enjoy trolling blogs, Mr. lolikitsune?
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Yes and no. I don’t think I can live without it. It’s part of who I am. I troll. I’m incorrigible. Usually it’s harmless.
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“Usually,” you say?
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Well, sometimes I offend someone. That’s not so cool.
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That doesn’t sound very nice, but it seems like you’re having a hard time yourself… anyway, moving along. I’m sure there’s nothing you dislike, so—
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I fuckin’ hate Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu.
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Ehh?
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I also hate Lucky Star. And Ayu. I pretty much hate Kyoto Animation through and through, though they’ve made one or two shows I like a lot. I also hate my country’s evil government, and I hate rich people, and I hate Steve Jobs because he’s a real asshat. I hate fansubbers and I hate anime bloggers and I mostly hate myself a lot. Oh, and I fucking hate Jason Miao.
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B-but everywhere else on this site you say that you love him!
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You’ve clearly never performed a default search on this site. Try free melonpan.
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… a-anything else we should know about you, Mr. lolikitsune?
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Sure. Contrary to popular belief, I am in fact a dude. In accordance with popular belief, I am something of a monstrous homogay. I don’t actually hate nearly as much as it might seem, I’m just slow to praise.
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So, what’s one thing you’ve praised?
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You!
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