Lolikit. LK-niisan. Where did you fall so hard? What happened to the trolling? What happened to the violence, the hate, the rage? How is it, that these many years on, I am the sole surviving LK that legitimately dislikes Lucky Star, K-ON, all of it? You had to have known. You had to have suspected. Your irony will only carry you so far, LK-niisan.

I still rage. I still protest. I still leave in rage when my anime club at school puts on Lucky Star. (No, seriously, guys. They made me sit through the first episode. It was SO BAD. What the fuck do you see in this show!? Other than Shiraishi Minoru. Minoru-sama is still god.) I still make obscene jokes about YFR and CJ. I still bitch about Jason fucking Miao. I still fuck up my tags. Nothing will change, in my soul. Call me a dinosaur if you will! A relicant! A fossil of a by-gone era of trolling! But I will hold out. I will make my random unpredictable violent posts that no one gives a shit about. I will keep following the twitters of a dozen anibloggers whose blogs I don’t read. I will keep hating on what I signed on to hate, back in 2005.

I’m not giving up. Never will my hate fade. K-ON is nothing but fucking moeblobs doing what moeblobs do worst: aspire to quality.

So fuck. That. Shit.

.lolikappa

A new decade is upon us! There are many strange things afoot in the world of the aniblogosphere! A great otaku cleansing is underway! A baby has been born! Certain females have embraced their true calling as agents of the truth of YFR! These are all clearly omens and signs that it is high time to shake things up in the world.

As such, I have stepped up to the plate to rule as notdotq’s new overlord.

Greetings underlings, I am lolikappa, your new lord and master.

Or something.

For those of you who don’t recognize me, I’ve been here longer than all of you, so shut the fuck up and sit down. I’m a duck and shit, I watch animu, I play vidjamagames, I go to school in the frigid east, and I’ve been IRL archrivals with lolikit for like six years or some shit. Traditionally I make one post on here a year, despite having originally been a coblogger or something like that.

So what happened to lolikit? Well, see, last week he made a grave error. He took on the guise of someone he shouldn’t have. He overstepped his bounds. He took on the mantle of the most rapturous raptor, the madman in the sexy hat, the one, the only… Baka-Raptor-Jesus. He reigned on high for a few glorious hours, but was soon struck down by the mighty hand of the real Baka Raptor, and is thus lost to the world. The mighty lizard cast his pale imitator out into the wild world, where his scrabbling family caught hold of his flailing limbs, and dragged him off into the horizon.

(Of course, I was the one who got him to take on that guise in the first place. As Kurosawa would say… just as keikaku.)

So what will notdotq be like under my reign? Not much different. I’m going to try to post every day, even though most of those posts will be meaningless drivel. Maybe there’ll be a Winter Kickoff Shit? Or maybe some ramble about Eden of the East, or Brotherhood, or Bakuman, or Casshern, whatever else I’m watching/reading these days. WHO THE FUCK KNOWS.

And maybe this regime change won’t be permanent. Maybe someday lolikit will return. But maybe, just maybe…

Maybe this is the dawn of a glorious new decade.

.lolikappa

KEKEKEKEEKEKEKEKE

OKAY I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY HERE SO I’M NOT GOING TO PUT ANYTHING OF SIGNIFICANCE ON HERE, UMM.

OBVIOUSLY THIS ISN’T LOLIKITSUNE BECAUSE HE DOESN’T BELIEVE IN CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, BUT I DO!!!!!!@#!@

(HELL YEAH HE SAYS FROM BESIDE ME AS WE STARE AT THIS MONITOR AT LIEK 3 AM. BECAUSE WERE AWESOME. AND BCUZ I CAN SPELLS.)

(AND BCUZ I AFRAID MAI ROOM.)

OKAY I’M DONE HERE I THINK. ANYWAY. ENJOY THE SKETCHES AND LOLIKIT HAS AN AWESOME TABLET THING. UMMM YEAH. OKAY. OUT.

SAKI

As some of you realized, I made a bold move two posts ago. I drew up and posted my conception of lolikitsune, a maybe-trap-maybe-not loli with fox tail, giving an inelegant finger to anyone and everyone.

DiGiKerot was the first person to do the necessary: he drew fanart.

Following in his footsteps were anonymous and o.s.k., both of whom decided that Rule 34 is a necessary evil item. Both images are NSFW: lolikit rule 34 by anonymous, nanoha x lolikit by o.s.k.. Don’t get me wrong—being crossed with my favorite anime girl ever is not the worst thing that could happen to me. It’s just… Rule 34. lolikit. If you know me in real life, you’re gouging out your eyeballs.

EDIT: apparently, if you know me in real life, you’re drawing your own fanart.

EDIT 2: apparently, if you know me in real life, and if you’re totally fucked up, you’re… … I don’t know what you’re smoking, but whatever it is, it’s strong.

o.s.k. just did to me as Zero did to Orange-kun by writing a fanfic for Kyousora.com that involves Mizunashi Akari of Aria. Rule 14 has decimated my country, salted my fields, and yelled 187 on my mother-fucking corpse. For those unfamiliar with the navigation of Kyousora.com, basically what you want to do is this: click on the “YFR” link on the right side of the main page. Then look at the number in the upper or lower right-hand corners of the main box—it should say “X of 11. Refresh to view MOAR.” And yes, you guessed right—if you don’t land on #11 the first time, just keep refreshing until you reach it.

above pic slightly obsolete, shows “of 9″ instead of “of 11″ but otherwise accurate

o.s.k. is “orangesqueeze-kun.” o.s.k. may or may not be eligible to join the all-girls’ aniblogging round robin. o.s.k. seems to have made it his/her life-long mission to rape all the things I hold dear and precious. o.s.k. does not have a URI. o.s.k. may or may not be one of my whores. o.s.k. is not anonymous.

above pic slightly obsolete, shows “of 9″ instead of “of 10″ but otherwise accurate

a fairy tale of heat and passion