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A Certain Whoredom Index: Chu-Bra 1 |
It's categorized as Anime.
It's tagged over nine thousand things, including: a certain whoredom index • baka-raptor • bitch pussy slut • casshern • chocolate syrupy waffles blog • chu-bra! • jubbz • whores. What a slut.
At least it only has 13 comments and 1,670 views.
The archetypical trio.
I took it upon myself to check out the first episode of “educational” anime Chu-Bra after reading about it on Chocolate Syrupy Waffles blog. The screenshots seemed titillating and the descriptive jabs hinted at aspects of “so-bad-it’s-good.” Too bad I missed the memo about this show’s characters being in the seventh grade.
I deleted the episode in such a hurry that I wasn’t even able to take screenshots. The above is pilfered directly from the aforelinked blog post (thanks, Jubbz!), and is used here only for illustrative purposes.
For the uninformed[1], Chu-Bra is a show about a chick in the seventh (7!!) grade with tits as large as her malformed anime head. She and her asshole troll classmate from elementary school decide to stalk the class cum dumpster, only to discover that said cum dumpster isn’t a cum dumpster at all but an underwear beta tester! They befriend her, and she gropes them[2].
The moral of the story seems to be that if a seventh grader looks and acts like a prostitute, she isn’t one.
… riiiiight.[3]
Anyhoo, I am dropping this show like the train-planes dropped cubes of bombs in Casshern. Good riddance.
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Thanks for warning me about a show I never intended to watch. That said the utility value of this post exceeds that of dling the ep at the expense of other acts of piracy. So… thanks
ghostlightning — 1/5/10 @ 11:45 am | #Link
Mainly I just wanted to recycle that one Baka-Raptor joke again. :P
lolikitsune — 1/5/10 @ 11:48 am | #Link
0 snap i got a mention! :O
But ya. i Pretty much agree about this show, but at the same time, i feel its such a guilty pleasure despite how terrible it is…>_<
Jubbz — 1/5/10 @ 12:00 pm | #Link
@Jubbz: If you like it you like it. Why feel guilty? Don’t mind that everyone else hates it (or pretends to).
ghostlightning — 1/5/10 @ 12:31 pm | #Link
@Jubbz: don’t listen to @ghostlightning; he’s a douche.
lolikitsune — 1/5/10 @ 12:46 pm | #Link
this looks like the best show i haven’t seen yet.
kinda like lolikit no jikan.
/re/ — 1/5/10 @ 2:48 pm | #Link
Once every hundred thousand years or so
When the sun doth shine
and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grooooooooooooooow
I get one of your jokes
(Even if it is my own)
Baka-Raptor — 1/5/10 @ 4:06 pm | #Link
@/re/: That is soooo inappropriate. lolikit no jikan? I bet that shit wasn’t allowed on air.
@Baka-Raptor: At least you used some common culture to tell me that. Makes me feel like less of a tool. Now go watch Casshern. It’s the best live-action movie you haven’t seen and it’ll help you understand another joke in this post. Because that joke is a reference to Casshern.
lolikitsune — 1/5/10 @ 8:20 pm | #Link
Obviously, you never had issues with undergarments in your life :<
Shin — 1/6/10 @ 10:29 am | #Link
So I’m not in the target demographic and my opinion is invalid? ;P
lolikitsune — 1/6/10 @ 10:51 am | #Link
I’m curious what the target demo is
otou-san — 1/6/10 @ 1:33 pm | #Link
Undoubtedly, digitalboy.
lolikitsune — 1/7/10 @ 5:56 pm | #Link
why don’t you have a seat right over there…
j.valdez — 1/8/10 @ 4:01 pm | #Link