we're finally notdotq anymore
for now, let's reminisce about a nostalgic future while standing in the hall
your thoughts have summoned this post from hell
so, as i pray...| Jan 4 2010 |
The rumors of my fanbase have been greatly exaggerated. |
It's categorized as meta anibloggery.
It's tagged over nine thousand things, including: baka-raptor • jason • lelangir • mark twain • owen • plans • promise. What a slut.
At least it only has 18 comments and 642 views.
In this last week, I have been berated on several occasions by several people. They clamor for more activity on ¬.Q. They say that there are a million people out there desperately sucking on the RSS straw, seeking any drop of lolikitean trollogic, any drop of anime-lampooning humor.
Let’s face it: Baka-Raptor does it better than I.
Funny thing is that this past weekend, I was Baka-Raptor. Long story, and one I don’t think I’ll tell here. If I start talking about this particular group of my meatspace friends, I may end up exposing various embarrassing stories about anime conventions and the dreams of jizzing on men’s faces that are the stuff of such conventions. What? You don’t know what I’m talking about?
Clearly, you have never been to a convention.
ANYWAY—I come here to deliver some words. I know for a fact that my friends, being the drillsluts they are, enjoy exaggeration and hyperbole and various other redundant nouns all meaning the same thing. The word “epic” is rampant in their vocabulary[1]. This is to say that I have a hard time trusting them. Me? A million fans? Last I checked, though the aniblogosphere had grown considerably, a million was still pushing it. And that’s presupposing that the entire sphere likes me[2].
But, despite all my True Knowledge, despite knowing that my friends exaggerate, I am posting here: there are no millions at the RSS teat, but I know there are at least five of you out there waiting with bated fingertips for my metaphor-mixing magics.
With a respectful nod toward those who would rather see me never stir my grave[3], I shall now announce my intentions:
I, loliknowimtsundere, shall henceforth return to posting on ¬.Q.
This is a new year’s resolution, bitches, so you know it’s true. Bitches.
Toodles!
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My liege…you are mistaken!
lelangir — 1/4/10 @ 9:51 am | #Link
Who are you?
??? — 1/4/10 @ 10:10 am | #Link
The five +1.
Gargron — 1/4/10 @ 10:32 am | #Link
Hello Lolikitsune!
DS — 1/4/10 @ 10:43 am | #Link
Isn’t this what like 3 of your last 10 posts said? I want to see the proof.
digitalboy — 1/4/10 @ 10:43 am | #Link
who who
who are you
*bates fingertips*
Chihiro — 1/4/10 @ 10:47 am | #Link
@lelangir: Are you telling me I’m wrong?
@???: I’m the aniblogger messiah.
@Gargron: <3
@DS: Hello DS!
@digitalboy: Incorrect. Did you even read my last ten posts? None of them say this. Asshat.
@Chihiro: Senpai-kun you’re such a tease.
lolikitsune — 1/4/10 @ 10:56 am | #Link
I was also Baka-Raptor this past weekend.
Baka-Raptor — 1/4/10 @ 11:36 am | #Link
What, no way!!
lolikitsune — 1/4/10 @ 11:44 am | #Link
AHHH LOLIKIT YOU’RE BACK
[INSERTSOMESTRIKEOUTCODEHERE]You have some fanart to post. :)[AND SOME CLOSING TAG] Just kidding, and my god I can’t even parody html/bbcode here. Suckage.
SAKI — 1/4/10 @ 12:01 pm | #Link
Cool story bro
Anon — 1/4/10 @ 2:20 pm | #Link
But srsly I look forward to your new posts
/re/ — 1/4/10 @ 2:26 pm | #Link
@Saki: thanks for the enthusiasm. I think I added your latest piece to the Rule 34 page. And what’s the suckage? Why can’t you do what you want?
@/re/tard: d’awwwww
lolikitsune — 1/4/10 @ 5:41 pm | #Link
ts;dr
Owen S — 1/4/10 @ 10:08 pm | #Link
Sorry I couldn’t comment sooner, since your site totally blows on mobile web and that’s all I could get at the hospital while my daughter got born.
Anyway, this is overdue.
ghostlightning — 1/5/10 @ 12:40 am | #Link
>you have never been to a convention.
BUTTHURT
Kairu — 1/5/10 @ 12:43 am | #Link
YAY?
(nothing productive to say right now, tired.)
bluemist — 1/5/10 @ 6:17 am | #Link
@Owen: I expect nothing less of you, good sir.
@ghostlightning: soooo… notdotq is reborn on your daughter’s birthday? Congratulations, you mofo! Give the moeblob a kiss from LK-onii-chan, will ya?
@Kairu: ooo whatchu saaaay
@bluemist: the thought alone matters more than words. Get some sleep.
lolikitsune — 1/5/10 @ 7:36 am | #Link