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so, as i pray...| Nov 5 2009 |
Obligatory Hatin’-on-Fall Post |
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Hey guys. I’ve been leaving you alone a lot recently, has that been nice? Technology is awesome. I’ve already managed to incense someone by bashing on Higurashi in Google Wave. Google Wave! That shit’s like, from 2014!
Anyway. Back to the season at hand.
I am now going to prove that nothing currently airing is good. Don’t expect screenshots, I’m too lazy even to steal pics from RandomC.
1. Queen’s Blade Season 2: Hirano Aya’s character has been marginalized. I haven’t heard nearly enough of her voice this season. Every time I finish an episode of this trash, I go back and marathon the entirety of Kiddy Grade for want of her voice.
2. Seiken no Blacksmith: Ignoring that knights must be chivalrous and not moe, the message of Blackshit thus far seems to have been that girls are sad if you don’t buy them useless kit. Buy a candle and stick it on their heads, though, and you’re golden. You’re even a good guy, who cares about the girl! But if you don’t buy shitty accessories, you’re a bad guy. Thrifty? No, you’re evil, and you need to be corrected.
3. Fairy Tail: This show is louder than Seto no Hanayome, and it doesn’t make up for it with mermaid gangsters. Loud is bad.
4. Sasameki Koto: Should be “Stammered Things” instead of “Whispered Things.” This manga didn’t translate well into anime form; Sumi is a humongous pansy who’s more painful to watch than the typical weak male harem lead, and her crush has no redeeming values whatsoever. Take something great and destroy it.
5. Book of Bantorra: Xam’d ripoff. Inferior Xam’d ripoff.
6. Winter Sonata: the main guy looks exactly like my gf’s ex, and that pisses me off. If an anime pisses me off, it’s bad, unless it’s Bokurano, in which case it’s somehow good even if it’s angering (thanks, Owen!).
7. Sora no Otoshimono: Chobits was hotter. If Tomoki doesn’t start fingering Ikaros soon I’m going to throw my shoe at my monitor. This show also suffers from Kanokon/To-Love-ru Syndrome: too much sexual tension, not enough sex.
8. Kanokon OVA: see above.
9. To-love-ru OVA: see above.
10. Kampfer: see above.
11. Nyan-koi: Not enough catfish. Pass.
12. Darker than Black 2: I have a skit for this piece of shit.
Suou: FATE-CHAN! TANYA!
Tanya: … *scowl*
Suou: Fate-chan Tanya, stop this!
Tanya: … why?
Suou: It’s me, Nanoha Suou! Remember me?
Tanya: Die.
Suou: Listen to me! I just want to be friends…
Tanya: BARDICHE! BUGS!
Suou: *transformation sequence* STARLIGHT BREAKER! HUGE FUCKING GUN! *humongous explosions*
Hopefully this has been illuminating and informative for all.
13. Kiddy girlAND: Not enough Hirano Aya. ;(
14. Aoi Bungaku: that piece of shit ghostlightning enjoys this show. He also like Bakemonogatari. You can see a trend, here.
Anything else airing? I’ll take it down a few rungs. C’mon. Bring it.
15. A Certain Scientific Railgun: not enough Railgun, way too much loud, annoying lolis (Uihara, the teleporting bitch, etc.). Also, promotes bad things, in particular, blanket video surveillance. Earns the “most evil” mark of the season, second being Seiken no Blacksmith with its consumerist messages.
16. Kimi ni Todoke: traumatizing memories of the KimiKiss opening.
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Kimi ni Todoke. A certain scientific Railgun. And our opinions seem not to match on this season.
Eugen R. — 11/5/09 @ 10:50 am | #Link
Responded to those two shows in the post. And how do your opinions not match up? Tell me where you think I’m wrong.
lolikitsune — 11/5/09 @ 10:57 am | #Link
I was wondering why DtB2 seemed oddly familiar.
blkmage — 11/5/09 @ 11:43 am | #Link
Kobato? Seitokai no Ichizon? (*´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ
I still can’t tell if you actually hate DtB2 or not, although given that anecdote, it sounds like a good thing to me!
Shin — 11/5/09 @ 11:58 am | #Link
Heh.
lolikitsune — 11/5/09 @ 12:03 pm | #Link
Love Kuroko’s voice, like Railgun in overall. Find Kimi ni Todoke the best romantic comedy-elemented anime I’ve seen (well, you can say ‘you haven’t see much!!’ here, but that won’t change my impressions, will it), and I adore Nyan Koi’s humour. Don’t ya read?, I posted on that
Eugen R. — 11/5/09 @ 12:03 pm | #Link
Sorry, every time I go to your site I get distracted by that maid… *drool*
lolikitsune — 11/5/09 @ 12:08 pm | #Link
*wipes the drool off* I’m sorry to disappoint you, but I have almost finished that new clothed pic of her. Well, perhaps I’ll make banner rotating^^
Anyways, as you see there our opinions don’t match^^
Eugen R. — 11/5/09 @ 12:15 pm | #Link
Not enough catfish? Shit man, we’re disagreeing. Well, obviously.
nekosasu — 11/5/09 @ 1:10 pm | #Link
A pedophile such as yourself could never understand the true beauty of Queen’s Blade.
Baka-Raptor — 11/5/09 @ 1:56 pm | #Link
Sawako and Kazehaya are total win, I am loving Kimi ni todoke!
sakura — 11/5/09 @ 3:18 pm | #Link
If Tomoki doesn’t start fingering Ikaros soon I’m going to throw my shoe at my monitor.
LOL Pic or it didn’t happen, when it happens. So you finally got time to troll here.
ryan aloevera gel — 11/5/09 @ 3:22 pm | #Link
People wouldn’t have quite so much praise for Kimi ni Todoke if it were airing in a different season. It’s like the “Akane is the best character of the season” threads on /a/. Well, yeah, but where’s the competition?
If you’re into pretentious crap (as I am), you might like Trapeze.
Sorrow-kun — 11/5/09 @ 4:15 pm | #Link
Agreed about Railgun. Not enough Biri-biri, and too much Kuroko. Uihara is okay since she’s not as obnoxious as crazy lesbian Kuroko.
TJ — 11/5/09 @ 5:37 pm | #Link
I don’t actually know anything about Kimi ni Todoke.
I have a confession to make: I’d argue more seriously, against all the titles we’ve mentioned, but I would be told to look for a different medium. I can only express my dissatisfaction with anime in non-serious manners, so that’s what I do.
I feel cornered.
I just want to hate.
lolikitsune — 11/5/09 @ 5:54 pm | #Link
@nekosasu: get it get it, cats and goldfish ugh i hate my humor
@ryan aloevera gel: long-awaited, huh
lolikitsune — 11/5/09 @ 6:16 pm | #Link
What? Don’t you like Kimikiss’ OP?
Want us to sing and record it for you in our Christmas-Karaoke Party?
Well, no I’ve no concerns over teleporting lesbians, but Uiharu (not Uihara) isn’t hateable (if that’s a word) for me.
Rakuen — 11/18/09 @ 6:28 pm | #Link