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Home > Archives > 2009 > July > 05

So I saw this file in the Tokyotosho anime RSS feed called “Needless”…

… and I thought to myself, “LOVELESS OVA?! DO WANT!”

But then it was some new anime that was shitty through and through. It felt a bit like Jojo, what with all the extremely buff and disproportionate dudes being buff and disproportionate. There were some nice jiggle physics, I guess, but they didn’t make up for anything.

I made it all the way through the first episode of Needless, surviving off my masochism, and then…

… I was rewarded.

The ending animation entails three lolis kissing each other, rubbing each other, licking each other, rubbing against each other, and so on and so forth and doing all the things that three lolis normally do whilst removing each other’s clothing[1], and I went to heaven, dying a million times and coming back to life a million times.

Then the preview for episode two replaced the loliyuri and I cried a million times and died and didn’t come back to life.

Verdict: shit.


Footnotes

these notes are like lelouch's head to the boot of this post's suzaku

  1. Exception: flutes []

it is moist & delicious meta

and it's not even a lie!

penned this last love song at 12:14 on July 5, 2009.

It's categorized as Anime, and it's tagged over nine thousand things, including: , , loliyuri, , needless, . What a slut.

At least it only has 5 comments and 1,907 views.


5 Responses

  1. >>…I went to heaven, dying a million times and coming back to life a million times.

    Then the preview for episode two replaced the loliyuri and I cried a million times and died and didn’t come back to life.

    Journey to Nirvana and to Hell in one sitting?

  2. Is that what happened to Spike when he had sex with Vicious?!

  3. What so you’re dead?

  4. I watch NEEDLESS for the ending.

  5. @Omisyth: Yes.

    @Zeroblade: Are you going to watch the second episode…?

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