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Apr 24
2009

Your Nails Were Weaksauce, O Ghastly Thunder Crucifier o’Mine

lolikitsune crafted this last love song.
It's categorized as Anime.
It's tagged over nine thousand things, including: abuse of abbreviation tagsairanitationscard captor sakuraccydisappear into the summerdrmchsr0economicsfacebookgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayghostlightningguin sagahanasakeru seishounenjyu oh seikeionlelangirlolikiteanmega megane moemoritheilnatsukagerainy bluesengoku basarathe biblethe moritheil reviewtwitterUtawarerumonovalkyria chroniclesviolinist of hamelinyami to boushi to hon no tabibito. What a slut.
At least it only has 14 comments and 1,496 views.

Jesus is gone now, but in these wrists, and in my side—!![1]

I was ready to Disappear into the Summer, but lelangir sucks at improv. Three simple letters—a “w,” a “u,” and a “t”—informed me that either my attempt at humor was, as drmchsr0 might say, a poor imitation of my past self, or that the ’sphere just wasn’t ready for a Second Ascension.[2]

But what really triggered me to end this sham was the following post from CCY: K-ON! Is a Lot Like a Little Sister. Not because it made me laugh nor because it made me cry, but because it was so goddamn stupid to the point of becoming an instant classic.

Really, Senpai-kun? Really?

In a world where there is so much strife, so much unwarranted competition, such rife capitalism, so much disease, so many religious faggerjacks, and so little money, you’re worrying about K-ON!’s quality?! My bad. He has stopped worrying about K-ON!’s quality.

Actually, I didn’t read the fucking post. Knowing CCY, and knowing his opinion of Lucky Star[3], I know that reading the post would send me into a frothing fit of fury.

But one thing in the introductory paragraph stood out to me:

Even though I would love to return to the spotlight at the same time as lolikitsune, acting as his most disturbing senpai, the words aren’t flowing yet.

Pictorial evidence, Exhibit A:

CCY's new theme is purple~

Apparently, the “L” in “LK” is the better half.

But now isn’t the time to poke fun of Senpai’s CSS. Who the fuck cares if his text floats all over the place? I sure as hell don’t. The “point” here, as Kero would say, is that CCY thinks I’m making a return to the spotlight. Am I? I don’t even know! But I’ll keep playing this idiotic game[4] as long as you morons keep inflating my ego with your comments, your tweets, your blog posts, your prayers.

So I’m back now? Fuck if I know. I’ll hedge this one to the ends of the earth.

What did you just mouth, Jim? I need to post about anime in order to be back? Ffffffffff. Well, I guess I’ll make a token attempt in order to please Senpai.

Guin Saga: Plus: pretty backgrounds. Con: Lemus. Reminiscent of: Jyu Oh Sei x Shadow Warrior Chronicles. Dropped after one episode.

Hanasakeru Seishounen: Plus: pretty boys. Con: ugly girls. Reminiscent of: Yami to Boushi to Hon no Tabibito (I think it was the big cat on a tropical island). Dropped after five minutes. I couldn’t even make it to the pretty boys =(

Valkyria Chronicles: Plus: short skirts. Con: idiotic characters. Reminiscent of: Violinist of Hamelin. Tentatively watching.

Sengoku Basara: OH MY GOD SHIT’S SO REAL!!

Date Masamune

That’s about it for anime.

Oh, and while I’m alive, let’s clear something up for newcomer Mori. Jim, bring up the Twitter.

twitter sucks bricks

The good doctor, Moritheil, is none other than moi même: Dr. lolikitsune, with Ph.D. in lolikitean, trolling, and good taste[5].

In final news: my legendary PR guy is talking to me again?! I doubt I’ve done anything right, so I’m just writing him down as a mindless Watchmen fanboy.


Footnotes

these notes are like lelouch's head to the boot of this post's suzaku
  1. Elkay 1:2 []
  2. The first being, of course, this: the launch of Miao on my Mind []
  3. He treats it as I treat Aria. []
  4. Admit it: it’s pretty dumb. 1. I take a break for a while. 2. Everyone bawls over how I’ve died. 3. I make a joke about dying. 4. Everyone assumes I’m back. []
  5. Those worried that “understanding,” “intelligence,” “creativity,” and “writing” aren’t in this list need only remember that these four things are sub-disciplines of lolikitean. []

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  1. guess it’s best to end this vicious cycle by not leaving comments

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    otou-san — 4/24/09 @ 10:49 am | #Link

  2. @otou-san: The Cycle Ends With You

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    lolikitsune — 4/24/09 @ 10:50 am | #Link

  3. Noblesse oblige.

    Please continue being an aniblogger messiah.

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    Chihiro — 4/24/09 @ 10:52 am | #Link

  4. I think Lucky Star coule be seen as similar to Aria. They are both slice-of-life and moe.

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    Omisyth — 4/24/09 @ 11:02 am | #Link

  5. @Chihiro: Do I need to start calling Jim “Juiz?”

    @Omisyth: Lucky Star is a moe delivery system; Aria is a life lesson delivery system. They are fundamentally different, even if they share a couple tags.

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    lolikitsune — 4/24/09 @ 11:22 am | #Link

  6. Really.

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    KigaMoosh — 4/24/09 @ 12:09 pm | #Link

  7. I miss you.

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    ghostlightning — 4/24/09 @ 12:12 pm | #Link

  8. I’ve known you for over a year now, and I still don’t get any of your jokes.

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    Baka-Raptor — 4/24/09 @ 1:00 pm | #Link

  9. If there’s one real difference between Aria and Lucky Star, it’s that Lucky Star is FAR MORE AWESOME.

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    digitalboy — 4/24/09 @ 1:06 pm | #Link

  10. FLAK-CHAMA, SUGGEST SITES FOR WITH WHICH I CAN DOWNLOAD K-ON! TORRENTS! KYAAAA~

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    Alar — 4/24/09 @ 7:09 pm | #Link

  11. A DYING SCREAM MAKES NO SOUND

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    Michael — 4/27/09 @ 1:21 am | #Link

  12. So, it was a Ph.D. in trolling after all!

    Glad we cleared that up.

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    moritheil — 4/27/09 @ 11:08 am | #Link

  13. IF YOU WON’T SAVE ME PLEASE DON’T WASTE MY TIME

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    Zeroblade — 4/27/09 @ 11:48 pm | #Link

  14. Wait why are people spamming my post with Oasis lyrics? I don’t even mention Eden of the East in this post!

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    lolikitsune — 4/28/09 @ 8:52 am | #Link

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