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Today, mellow_bunny mentioned the 2009 ABA. Maybe some of you will remember that I won an award in the 2008 ABA, though I only returned to blogging a couple weeks before the closing of nominations. That, my friends, is a lightning campaign. And I won’t bet my luck on it twice in a row.
I already began my campaign, as CCY-senpai noted, when I launched Miao on My Mind on October 24th. If ABA’s schedule is the same in 2009 as it was this year, that means that I’m giving myself approximately half a year to run.
That’s similar to the US Presidential Elections, where candidates campaigned for two years for a four-year office.
I want to be Obama to the McCain of whoever else thinks they’re a good Satire Aniblog.
To that end, I’m going to have to ask you, my readers, to support me. I know that one of the things that propelled me to victory in May was my tsundere campaign of “vote for me and I’ll fucking hate you.” ( Exhibit A | Exhibit B | Exhibit C ) This, much like campaigning quickly, is a trick I won’t repeat. Please. I fucking love all of you, and everyone who votes for me gets one round of fellatio. If you nominate me in the first round, I’ll let you put it inside. If you nominate me and blog about it, you can do it raw, and if your nomination secures me someone else’s nomination, I won’t make you pull out.
Seriously, guys. I’m spreading my legs for you.
Preemptively.
The ABABABABAB 2009 site isn’t even close to up yet. For all I know, there may be a rule specially disqualifying me. But. Barring all such horrendous hypotheticals, I want to win. I will do anything for it.
Even if that means wearing nekomimi and a maid dress, or erasing my sidebar, or being professional, or loving sports, or liking bad things, or pretending to be intelligent.
I will do it.
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WEAR YOUR MASK WELL!
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Now now lk. It’s only bad to me if I think it’s bad. :3
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Whore.
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@Ryan A: is dat sum R2 reference lulz?
@TheBigN: then the word “bad” exists in your dictionary, but is not applicable to a single thing in your world. What the fuck do you think you are, a 15 yro pink-haired Terran?
@CJ: you used the “w” word! I’m so proud of you, you’ve grown up so much… *wipes a tear from his eye*
Replylolikitsune — 11/17/08 @ 5:11 pm | #Link
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You could try a whole yandere campaign and see how that works out. :P
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@C.I.: I know how it would
workturn out… with everyone fucking dead and me lying on the deck of a yacht.Replylolikitsune — 11/17/08 @ 6:24 pm | #Link
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sometimes i’d like to see u being serious once with your blogging.
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That’s what DotQ is for.
Replylolikitsune — 11/17/08 @ 7:16 pm | #Link
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lolwut. damn twitter and it’s revealing attitude.
Replymellow_bunny — 11/17/08 @ 7:25 pm | #Link
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I only vote for blogs that were once on Blogsuki, an aggregator that generated ridiculous traffic… thanks to me, Jason Miao.
ReplyJason Miao...S — 11/17/08 @ 10:20 pm | #Link
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You’re an Einstein to end all Einsteins, if attention whoring was intelligence.
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@mellow_bunny: hate me more. It only feeds my love.
@Jason Miao…S: right.
@Owen S: once again, I succeed. Also, Owen, come the fuck on man. I don’t want to hear another peep out of you about the quality of my English until you learn the subjunctive.
Replylolikitsune — 11/18/08 @ 5:59 am | #Link
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Back then when I still had french class, there was this joke that the boys loved to tell each other: “Quand Dieu a créé le monde, il a commis deux erreurs: la moef et le subjonctif.”
Tsk tsk, Twitter.
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“then the word “bad” exists in your dictionary, but is not applicable to a single thing in your world.”
I do use it. Just but it takes a bit. And this is really relegated to anime. I can easily say that stuff sucks in other mediums. :P
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@Sasa: moi, j’aime le subjonctif…
@TheBigN: weeaboo.
Replylolikitsune — 11/18/08 @ 8:24 am | #Link
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How much did you get for your SAT I, again? 730 Comprehension/600 Reasoning here. Let’s not forget that I’m the one taking a degree in the language, too! Get a college education, then we’ll talk.
Sorry that your e(nglish)-penis happens to be pathetically miniscule compared to mine, but hey! You know what they say about things in the mirror appearing larger than they seem? Definitely seems relevant in your case. :D
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@Owen S: the SAT isn’t a very good metric because it’s so painfully easy. Buuuut I got 730 Reading, 700 Math, 800 Writing, for 2230/2400. It’s nothing amazing (Peardruid’s classmates rape me halfway to the Sun and back with their scores in the 2300s), but it’s up there for my country. I also got 5s on both AP English tests. I haven’t selected my major yet, but currently my goal is to be a public high school teacher, preferably of English, so maybe an English degree is in my future.
I’m sorry that you’re convinced that my English sucks; incorrect convictions always reduce quality of living ;)
Replylolikitsune — 11/18/08 @ 11:43 am | #Link
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I’ll vote for whoever I think is in it for the people.
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That’s definitely me. I just want everyone to have free LK fellatio.
Replylolikitsune — 11/18/08 @ 1:39 pm | #Link
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You’re not giving us the change we need. Also, you’re not a black Islamic terrorist.
Replyfrankeinstein — 11/21/08 @ 10:00 pm | #Link
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Why do you rape my SAT score =[ I only got a 2180.
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@frankeinstein: I don’t know many people who are. Giving the change we need. Or being black Islamic terrorists.
@IcyStorm: let me count the reasons…
Replylolikitsune — 11/23/08 @ 6:57 pm | #Link
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