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lolikit’s Vocab Lessons, Part 2 – no more “jasonisms”

This is the second installment in a running feature intended to improve my readers’ sex lives. And business lives. And self-worth. And lots of other things, too. My vocabulary is like crystal meth in a can. My vocabulary is like crystal meth. My vocabulary is crystal meth. Sit back, repeat after me, and then repeat a second time—out loud, to your mothers. They’ll want your babies.^[1]

Vocab Lesson 2
no more “jasonisms”

10. YFR, noun.
ex. Kyoushiro to Towa no Sora never delivered the hot YFR^[2].

9. YRF, noun.
ex. When there’s YFR, you know someone’s got their hands on one of those YRFs.

8. graphs, sign of superiority.
ex. I’m as awesome as the Japanese because I put graphs in my posts.

7. loliyuri ice cream, cake.
ex. Loliyuri ice cream is moist and delicious.

6. friendship, noun.
ex. Jason and I share a healthy friendship.

**I move away from the vocab lessons to share some some interesting numbers

5. Baka-Raptor, dinosaur.
ex. Dinosaurian Baka-Raptor is dinosaurian^[3].

4. beanbrew, jason^[4].
def. see here
ex. Fucking beanbrew. (Gee whiz, lolikit, you’re laying the references on thick!)

3. jasonism, noun.
def. a unit of culture pushed by a single person onto a willing crowd of zombie-esque followers
ex. I am currently studying for my Internet Ph.D.^[5] in jasonisms.

2. no more, dream.
ex. What everyone wanted was no more raping at the hands of AT&T, but that was just a dream, just a dream.

1. I’m going to go vote tomorrow, promise.
ex. see below

This is my “I’m going to go vote tomorrow” face. Look forward to my typhoon of patriotism!

Footnotes

these notes are like lelouch's head to the boot of this post's suzaku

These two sentences shall be a mainstay of this feature, it seems. Get used to them. [↩]
Kyoushiro to Towa no Sora never delivered anything. [↩]
I couldn’t resist, and also, it’s true. He’s got some not-so-dinosaurian dance moves, though. [↩]
jason is now a kind of word, as established in the last vocab lesson [↩]
if there’s internet justice, there’s internet education too, right? [↩]

it is moist & delicious meta

and it's not even a lie!

lolikitsune penned this last love song at 12:22 on November 3, 2008.

It's categorized as Meta-Anibloggery, Vocabulary Lesson, and it's tagged over nine thousand things, including: abuse of abbreviation tags (17), at&t (2), encyclopedia dramatica (3), graphs (15), internet justice (4), jason (48), kyoushiro to towa no sora (4), oi hayaku (9), power thirst, rem, romantic friendship (3), war on scientology (8), yfr (16). What a slut.

At least it only has 10 comments and 1,929 views.

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At 12:29 pm on November 3, 2008,
Sasa said:

Hahaha. Ha-ha. Ha.

Good job, but I feel sorry for IcyStorm and everyone else who is actually called “Jason”. XD
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At 12:35 pm on November 3, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

@Sasa: I don’t feel sorry for them. They can change their names. They should change their names.
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At 12:56 pm on November 3, 2008,
Ryan A said:

Don’t forget to wear your voting face to the polls, also, be sure to wear comfortable and “quick” footwear…
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At 12:59 pm on November 3, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

@Ryan A: I will most certainly wear my GF mask to the polls. Last time I voted the blind old man didn’t ask for a photo ID; I doubt he’ll care this time either.
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At 2:47 pm on November 3, 2008,
Baka-Raptor said:

I’m ignoring your existence until you write your next Mouryou no Hako post. And if it takes you more than three days, I’ll start commenting on Miao’s posts out of spite.
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At 3:16 pm on November 3, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

@Baka-Raptor: good luck getting through Miao’s comment moderation queue; he knows you’re deredere for me.
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At 3:28 pm on November 3, 2008,
Omisyth said:

Remember remember, the 5th of November, WHEN OMISYTH HAS PRACTICE UNI INTERVIEWS SO WISH HIM LUCK OR HE’LL BLOW UP YOUR BLOG.

Jasonism is now a jasonism which is a meme which is a unit of culture which is a jasonism which is beanbrew-ism.
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At 3:32 pm on November 3, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

@Omisyth: you understand well, Omisyth. Good luck with your interviews. Enter Uni with honest intentions, and try not to fail tragically.
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At 3:49 pm on November 3, 2008,
IcyStorm said:

I should go change my name :[
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At 4:34 pm on November 3, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

@IcyStorm: you, sir, are correct.

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