we're finally notdotq anymore

This is the second installment in a running feature intended to improve my readers’ sex lives. And business lives. And self-worth. And lots of other things, too. My vocabulary is like crystal meth in a can. My vocabulary is like crystal meth. My vocabulary is crystal meth. Sit back, repeat after me, and then repeat a second time—out loud, to your mothers. They’ll want your babies.^[1]

10. YFR, noun.
ex. Kyoushiro to Towa no Sora never delivered the hot YFR^[2].

9. YRF, noun.
ex. When there’s YFR, you know someone’s got their hands on one of those YRFs.

8. graphs, sign of superiority.
ex. I’m as awesome as the Japanese because I put graphs in my posts.

7. loliyuri ice cream, cake.
ex. Loliyuri ice cream is moist and delicious.

6. friendship, noun.
ex. Jason and I share a healthy friendship.

**I move away from the vocab lessons to share some some interesting numbers

5. Baka-Raptor, dinosaur.
ex. Dinosaurian Baka-Raptor is dinosaurian^[3].

4. beanbrew, jason^[4].
def. see here
ex. Fucking beanbrew. (Gee whiz, lolikit, you’re laying the references on thick!)

3. jasonism, noun.
def. a unit of culture pushed by a single person onto a willing crowd of zombie-esque followers
ex. I am currently studying for my Internet Ph.D.^[5] in jasonisms.

2. no more, dream.
ex. What everyone wanted was no more raping at the hands of AT&T, but that was just a dream, just a dream.

1. I’m going to go vote tomorrow, promise.
ex. see below

This is my “I’m going to go vote tomorrow” face. Look forward to my typhoon of patriotism!

Footnotes

1. These two sentences shall be a mainstay of this feature, it seems. Get used to them. [↩]
2. Kyoushiro to Towa no Sora never delivered anything. [↩]
3. I couldn’t resist, and also, it’s true. He’s got some not-so-dinosaurian dance moves, though. [↩]
4. jason is now a kind of word, as established in the last vocab lesson [↩]
5. if there’s internet justice, there’s internet education too, right? [↩]