onnanoko wa ereganto ni 

Because I subscribe to Kiddy Grade, I have decided to refine myself—and my site, which is an extension of my heart—into a more perfect being. Welcome to the beginnings of Miao on My Mind (soon to be Derailed by Jason, trust me here).

The changes are in progress. Ultimately Churuya will be wiped off the face of the blog (as one reader astutely observed, I hate Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu) and replaced with a single bland color (or I might just steal Jason’s background). Everything will be slimming down. Everything will be fabulous.

Until the changes are complete, I can only comment on the work done so far.

First: I tried to imitate some of Jason’s more idiotic web design cues. Note that the front page has like, a million instances of text-transform:uppercase and text-transform:lowercase.

Second: I worked Jasonisms in all over the place. All I’m missing are “oh geass no” and “emo facial distortion.” Seriously, it’s all there. YTAMR, meido, moe modes, broken, etc. (Look in the source for more lulz and references.) Hell, I even used Jasonisms that don’t exist yet! By gauging the shows Jason enjoys and deploying quotes from them, I have in effect preemptively meowed!

Third: um, I’m all out. BUT! I’m being trendy, and I’ve got a DMC tribute in the footer! I also have like, over nine thousand dumb otaku references strewn throughout the layout, ranging from my description of IcyStorm (Pretty Face) to my archives hook (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann).

Fourth: Ari—wait, Jason probably doesn’t even know what Aria is. FUCK!

Fifth: gotta love how I have a “blogroll” but it only lists a select few! That’s Jason-style elitism for you!

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