Aniblogger Creations; will the real Jason Miao please stand up
This may be a month late. This may be 54 chapters late. But better late than never. Who’s responsible for this not being “never?” That would be Author, who just posted a link to Miao Diary Chapter 2 Part 1. My first reaction… well, you all know me. An inexplicable urge to blow chunks, the inability to convey thoughts via words, and a never-before felt throbbing in my heart.
It’s at times like these that I wish my relationship with Jason were slightly less … violent. I’d like to talk to him about this, go over it with him, smooth things out… But ah well.
Once I got over the immediate reaction, I enjoyed Miao Diary quite a bit.
But I got to thinking—the Miao in Miao Diary is hardly the Miao I know. The Miao I know may be as flat, but he’s a dude, and doesn’t have ears or a tail. No 10% here. I also got to thinking—I’ve been writing about Miao since February. Sixten can’t touch this.
Night Switch
In February, I started writing a story—in small pieces—called “Night Switch.” It focuses on three “protagonists,” Jason, Joe, and Marin, and is about their interactions with each other and the country that they live in (2012 America).
Why Night Switch is better than Miao Diary
- it is not self-insert
- it is not wish fulfillment
- there is no gender-swapping
- it features more than two anibloggers/aniblog readers
- JTFish as Pedantic Dachshund
- Pablo-kun as Pablo
- scottfry3 as Scott F
- meganeshounen as Meg-Sho
- Jeff Lawson as Jeff
- mike as Physics Mike
- jpmeyer as JP
- DS as Dan S
- Hinano as Maria
- Marmot as the former director
- Jason Miao as Jason Meow
- and more to look forward to!
- Night Switch has more plot
- Night Switch has political satire
- Night Switch has a magical girl
- Night Switch has demons
- Night Switch has much hatred for Apple
- Night Switch has no moe
Why you should read Night Switch
Animebloggers, anime blog readers, you are some of the few people on this planet who will understand even 40% of Night Switch’s shitty inside joke-ridden content. If you don’t enjoy it, no one will!
Why Miao Diary should die
There are too many reasons to count, let alone list.
For now, accept that it’s simply a disgrace to everything innocent and pure in the aniblogosphere. Also, I hate Rule 14. CJ can attest to this. Can’t you, whore?
Want to be in Night Switch
If you’d like a character based on you in Night Switch, comment letting me know. I’ll make it happen. You might be a colleague of one of the main characters, or a cute mascot, or a turd. But you’ll feature if you ask kindly.
Whether it’s for the lulz, for great justice, or the result of a spinal reflex is up to you. DO IT.



Michael 8:57 pm on September 1, 2008 Permalink |
I’m there, wow. :)
mellow_bunny 9:02 pm on September 1, 2008 Permalink |
PICK ME PICK ME. I wantz in.
IcyStorm 9:06 pm on September 1, 2008 Permalink |
See, you keep nagging me to read it, but there’s not even a character based on me.
meganeshounen 9:09 pm on September 1, 2008 Permalink |
Well, this is a pleasant(?) surprise.
Going to read it in a bit and wondering what my reaction would be.
Maybe “WTF”.
Alar 9:09 pm on September 1, 2008 Permalink |
You know, if we turned this into an illustrated comic, it would have moe…
lolikitsune 9:10 pm on September 1, 2008 Permalink |
@Michael – yep
@mellow – yep
@jicystorm – yep
@meganeshounen – You’re just a side character for now. A moderator on Jason’s forums. Nothing too risqu√©.
@alar – fuck you
DS 9:28 pm on September 1, 2008 Permalink |
I think my name was mentioned…..
lolikitsune 6:18 am on September 2, 2008 Permalink |
@DS – yes.
Hinano 6:24 am on September 2, 2008 Permalink |
*goes to read*
This sure beats reading awfully written naruto fanfiction
lolikitsune 6:27 am on September 2, 2008 Permalink |
@Hinano – don’t be so sure of it… :\
Zeroblade 7:16 am on September 2, 2008 Permalink |
I’d love to be in it, but I’m afraid as to what you could possibly render me as.
frankeinstein 7:35 am on September 2, 2008 Permalink |
I suppose I understand why she-who-must-not-be-named preferred watching anime to reading light novels. All that could be packed into 2 episodes and things still make sense. Although the reason why there’s no character named LK eludes me, I think this story has potential if you know how to properly build up to the climax. The story could escalate into a worldwide crisis, or ultimately just a bunch of anecdotes full of teen angst.
Ur right when saying not many will understand its in-jokes, but few of them are about anime anyway.
Was gonna say something hilarious about Miao Diary but a good hour of my life spent reading Night Switch has led to dissociative amnesia. Anyway,
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH!!
lolikitsune 8:09 am on September 2, 2008 Permalink |
@Zeroblade – I don’t know if I know you well enough to do anything too clever… I’d probably just ask you what your real name is, and name one of Jason’s colleagues after you.
@frankeinstein – who’s the “she-who-must-not-be-named” ? I’m kind of lost. There’s no LK character because the story isn’t self-insert… unless you’re referring to Lovely Kitsune, in which case you’re absolutely right and there needs to be one. And worldwide crisis is sort of what I’m building up to. Just. Slowly.
frankeinstein 9:41 am on September 2, 2008 Permalink |
Hint: she’s the main character of a specific series voiced by a particular voice actress, both of which you’re just tsundere for.
lolikitsune 9:44 am on September 2, 2008 Permalink |
… go to hell.
Zeroblade 10:02 am on September 2, 2008 Permalink |
Gee, I wonder who she is.
lolikitsune 10:14 am on September 2, 2008 Permalink |
Disclaimer: the only ogres I like are the ogres in urakanda’s artwork.
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TheBigN 1:48 pm on September 2, 2008 Permalink |
Throw me in if you have any space. :P
lolikitsune 1:58 pm on September 2, 2008 Permalink |
I don’t have the entire story plotted out‚Äîin fact, I have no idea even what direction it’ll go in past the near future‚Äîso I have infinite space. I’ll add you, N. :)
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automotive jacks 4:26 am on March 14, 2009 Permalink |
I have to say, I can not agree with you in 100%, but it’s just my IMHO, which indeed could be very wrong.
p.s. You have an awesome template for your blog. Where did you find it?
lolikitsune 8:43 am on March 14, 2009 Permalink |
@automotive jacks: I built it from the ground up. I just rock that hard *poses* ;)
Anime Lover 5:49 am on April 13, 2009 Permalink |
Can you provide more information on this?
lolikitsune 9:13 am on April 13, 2009 Permalink |
@Anime Lover: On what? Night Switch?