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so, as i pray...

Home > Archives > 2008 > May > 29

What, you thought you could beat the dinos?

What, you thought you could take on a legion?

ultimate fail, fuckerjags

you’re doing it wrong. so wrong

The above image depicts what my latest the poll looked like before divine intervention. Below (and in the sidebar) you can see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

ultimate win, fuckerjags

oh yeah, I’m spraying my crowbars all over your hood

But that is not all. This was merely a demonstration of my power. Yes, this is my geass. I call upon the dinosaurs and they answer my call, sowing justice and lulz where insemination is called for. Now that I have shown the masses that I have the power to destroy the Drmchsrarian Empire, I hereby declare the formation of the Dinosaur Knights!

All dinosaurians, seek me out! Come to my side! We shall deliver justice to the oppressed peoples of the aniblogosphere! This is our time to shine! This is our time to break free of the shackles of not being women or ancient anime bloggers! This is our time to ch-ch-change!!

We shall show them… true love!!

We shall… love the shit out of them.

GAAAOOO, MOTHER-FUCKERS!!

it is moist & delicious meta

and it's not even a lie!

penned this last love song at 19:29 on May 29, 2008.

It's categorized as Meta-Anibloggery, and it's tagged over nine thousand things, including: all girls round-robin, , freedom, , murka, polls, rebellion, the big lebowski, toshokan sensou. What a slut.

At least it only has 24 comments and 1,598 views.


24 Responses

  1. I can tell you this right now: stay the fuck away from my ass.

  2. Dude I am ALL OVER that ass.

  3. What the hell?

  4. If you wish to save me, meet me at The Bridge of Sighs on June 1st.

    And bring money for a return ticket; I only booked mine one-way.

  5. Fuck that, I’m celebrating my 18th birthday on the 2nd and that won’t be on an airplane back from Venice.

  6. Enjoy your last days of legally banging teenagers.

    And your last days of knowing Baka-Raptor.

    Goodbye.

  7. sayonara to te wo furu
    utsukushii sekai ni

  8. Awww…true wuv….or a close approximation to it. Actually, probably more akin to stalking.

  9. Baka-raptor wins over lolikitsune. :D

  10. ditto what icystorm said. gaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooo

  11. I’d join if I was a dinosaur

  12. You don’t need to be a dinosaur

    If you believe!!!!!!!!

  13. Someone fixed his polls. :|

  14. The dinos did it.

  15. Baka-Raptor asked me to be his spokesperson while he’s on his way to the Bridge of Sighs.

    @j.valdez: I wouldn’t call it stalking, although lolikit does write more posts praising Baka-Raptor than Baka-Raptor.

    @Michael: That statement is equally true without the “over lolikitsune” part. Did you just throw that in to rub Baka-Raptor’s superiority in his face?

    @lolikitsune: Fixing polls was supposed to be Baka-Raptor’s bit. It’s just like comment editing, except less creative, unless it came first, which it didn’t.

  16. Edit: The previous comment was from me, Talk-A-Raptor. I assumed my name would be saved due to my previous comment. I was wrong. Sorry, Baka-Raptor.

  17. …wut.

  18. Wait, wait, wait‚ÄîTalk-A-Raptor is just the shotakitsune to Baka-Raptor’s lolikitsune, right? Or am I missing something?

  19. Yes, but isn’t shotakitsune just the Not Baka-Raptor to lolikitsune’s Baka-Raptor?

  20. Yes, but isn’t Not Baka-Raptor the notdotq to dotq’s Baka-Raptor? I mean what, LOLISHOTAFURRYPORN?!

  21. Ok, you win, it’s actually me, Baka-Raptor. I have no comeback to LOLISHOTAFURRYPORN?!

    But I’m still jumping off the Bridge of Sighs.

  22. Objection!

    You can’t jump off it, mother-fucker, it has WALLS and a CEILING.

  23. Change in plans. Maddox claims to be updating on June 2nd. I’ll jump off The Bridge of Sighs some other time.

    I just keep selling out.

  24. Maddox respects my birthday.

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