What, you thought you could beat the dinos?
What, you thought you could take on a legion?
you’re doing it wrong. so wrong
The above image depicts what my latest the poll looked like before divine intervention. Below (and in the sidebar) you can see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
oh yeah, I’m spraying my crowbars all over your hood
But that is not all. This was merely a demonstration of my power. Yes, this is my geass. I call upon the dinosaurs and they answer my call, sowing justice and lulz where insemination is called for. Now that I have shown the masses that I have the power to destroy the Drmchsrarian Empire, I hereby declare the formation of the Dinosaur Knights!
All dinosaurians, seek me out! Come to my side! We shall deliver justice to the oppressed peoples of the aniblogosphere! This is our time to shine! This is our time to break free of the shackles of not being women or ancient anime bloggers! This is our time to ch-ch-change!!
We shall show them… true love!!
We shall… love the shit out of them.
Alar 7:34 pm on May 29, 2008 Permalink |
I can tell you this right now: stay the fuck away from my ass.
lolikitsune 7:35 pm on May 29, 2008 Permalink |
Dude I am ALL OVER that ass.
IcyStorm 8:01 pm on May 29, 2008 Permalink |
What the hell?
Baka-Raptor 8:31 pm on May 29, 2008 Permalink |
If you wish to save me, meet me at The Bridge of Sighs on June 1st.
And bring money for a return ticket; I only booked mine one-way.
lolikitsune 11:17 pm on May 29, 2008 Permalink |
Fuck that, I’m celebrating my 18th birthday on the 2nd and that won’t be on an airplane back from Venice.
Baka-Raptor 12:10 am on May 30, 2008 Permalink |
Enjoy your last days of legally banging teenagers.
And your last days of knowing Baka-Raptor.
Goodbye.
lolikitsune 12:32 am on May 30, 2008 Permalink |
sayonara to te wo furu
utsukushii sekai ni
j.valdez 7:00 am on May 30, 2008 Permalink |
Awww…true wuv….or a close approximation to it. Actually, probably more akin to stalking.
Michael 6:20 pm on May 30, 2008 Permalink |
Baka-raptor wins over lolikitsune. :D
cj 7:04 pm on May 30, 2008 Permalink |
ditto what icystorm said. gaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooo
blissmo 3:33 am on May 31, 2008 Permalink |
I’d join if I was a dinosaur
lolikitsune 7:07 am on May 31, 2008 Permalink |
You don’t need to be a dinosaur
If you believe!!!!!!!!
Michael 7:07 am on May 31, 2008 Permalink |
Someone fixed his polls. :|
lolikitsune 7:20 am on May 31, 2008 Permalink |
The dinos did it.
Baka-Raptor 10:16 am on May 31, 2008 Permalink |
Baka-Raptor asked me to be his spokesperson while he’s on his way to the Bridge of Sighs.
@j.valdez: I wouldn’t call it stalking, although lolikit does write more posts praising Baka-Raptor than Baka-Raptor.
@Michael: That statement is equally true without the “over lolikitsune” part. Did you just throw that in to rub Baka-Raptor’s superiority in his face?
@lolikitsune: Fixing polls was supposed to be Baka-Raptor’s bit. It’s just like comment editing, except less creative, unless it came first, which it didn’t.
Talk-A-Raptor 10:21 am on May 31, 2008 Permalink |
Edit: The previous comment was from me, Talk-A-Raptor. I assumed my name would be saved due to my previous comment. I was wrong. Sorry, Baka-Raptor.
DrmChsr0 10:50 am on May 31, 2008 Permalink |
…wut.
lolikitsune 11:45 am on May 31, 2008 Permalink |
Wait, wait, wait‚ÄîTalk-A-Raptor is just the shotakitsune to Baka-Raptor’s lolikitsune, right? Or am I missing something?
Talk-A-Raptor 12:42 pm on May 31, 2008 Permalink |
Yes, but isn’t shotakitsune just the Not Baka-Raptor to lolikitsune’s Baka-Raptor?
lolikitsune 1:58 pm on May 31, 2008 Permalink |
Yes, but isn’t Not Baka-Raptor the notdotq to dotq’s Baka-Raptor? I mean what, LOLISHOTAFURRYPORN?!
Baka-Raptor 4:02 pm on May 31, 2008 Permalink |
Ok, you win, it’s actually me, Baka-Raptor. I have no comeback to LOLISHOTAFURRYPORN?!
But I’m still jumping off the Bridge of Sighs.
lolikitsune 9:34 pm on May 31, 2008 Permalink |
Objection!
You can’t jump off it, mother-fucker, it has WALLS and a CEILING.
Baka-Raptor 9:43 pm on May 31, 2008 Permalink |
Change in plans. Maddox claims to be updating on June 2nd. I’ll jump off The Bridge of Sighs some other time.
I just keep selling out.
lolikitsune 12:22 am on June 1, 2008 Permalink |
Maddox respects my birthday.