we're finally notdotq anymore
for now, let's reminisce about a nostalgic future while standing in the hall
your thoughts have summoned this post from hell
so, as i pray...| May 29 2008 |
What, you thought you could beat the dinos? |
It's categorized as meta anibloggery.
It's tagged over nine thousand things, including: all girls round-robin • baka-raptor • Code Geass • dramatic • freedom • gaaaooo mother-fuckers • lovely kitsune • murka • polls • rebellion • the big lebowski • toshokan sensou. What a slut.
At least it only has 24 comments and 881 views.
What, you thought you could take on a legion?
you’re doing it wrong. so wrong
The above image depicts what my latest the poll looked like before divine intervention. Below (and in the sidebar) you can see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
oh yeah, I’m spraying my crowbars all over your hood
But that is not all. This was merely a demonstration of my power. Yes, this is my geass. I call upon the dinosaurs and they answer my call, sowing justice and lulz where insemination is called for. Now that I have shown the masses that I have the power to destroy the Drmchsrarian Empire, I hereby declare the formation of the Dinosaur Knights!
All dinosaurians, seek me out! Come to my side! We shall deliver justice to the oppressed peoples of the aniblogosphere! This is our time to shine! This is our time to break free of the shackles of not being women or ancient anime bloggers! This is our time to ch-ch-change!!
We shall show them… true love!!
We shall… love the shit out of them.
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My Credentialsi'm going to save the world?
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I can tell you this right now: stay the fuck away from my ass.
Alar — 5/29/08 @ 7:34 pm | #Link
Dude I am ALL OVER that ass.
lolikitsune — 5/29/08 @ 7:35 pm | #Link
What the hell?
IcyStorm — 5/29/08 @ 8:01 pm | #Link
If you wish to save me, meet me at The Bridge of Sighs on June 1st.
And bring money for a return ticket; I only booked mine one-way.
Baka-Raptor — 5/29/08 @ 8:31 pm | #Link
Fuck that, I’m celebrating my 18th birthday on the 2nd and that won’t be on an airplane back from Venice.
lolikitsune — 5/29/08 @ 11:17 pm | #Link
Enjoy your last days of legally banging teenagers.
And your last days of knowing Baka-Raptor.
Goodbye.
Baka-Raptor — 5/30/08 @ 12:10 am | #Link
sayonara to te wo furu
utsukushii sekai ni
lolikitsune — 5/30/08 @ 12:32 am | #Link
Awww…true wuv….or a close approximation to it. Actually, probably more akin to stalking.
j.valdez — 5/30/08 @ 7:00 am | #Link
Baka-raptor wins over lolikitsune. :D
Michael — 5/30/08 @ 6:20 pm | #Link
ditto what icystorm said. gaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooo
cj — 5/30/08 @ 7:04 pm | #Link
I’d join if I was a dinosaur
blissmo — 5/31/08 @ 3:33 am | #Link
You don’t need to be a dinosaur
If you believe!!!!!!!!
lolikitsune — 5/31/08 @ 7:07 am | #Link
Someone fixed his polls. :|
Michael — 5/31/08 @ 7:07 am | #Link
The dinos did it.
lolikitsune — 5/31/08 @ 7:20 am | #Link
Baka-Raptor asked me to be his spokesperson while he’s on his way to the Bridge of Sighs.
@j.valdez: I wouldn’t call it stalking, although lolikit does write more posts praising Baka-Raptor than Baka-Raptor.
@Michael: That statement is equally true without the “over lolikitsune” part. Did you just throw that in to rub Baka-Raptor’s superiority in his face?
@lolikitsune: Fixing polls was supposed to be Baka-Raptor’s bit. It’s just like comment editing, except less creative, unless it came first, which it didn’t.
Baka-Raptor — 5/31/08 @ 10:16 am | #Link
Edit: The previous comment was from me, Talk-A-Raptor. I assumed my name would be saved due to my previous comment. I was wrong. Sorry, Baka-Raptor.
Talk-A-Raptor — 5/31/08 @ 10:21 am | #Link
…wut.
DrmChsr0 — 5/31/08 @ 10:50 am | #Link
Wait, wait, wait‚ÄîTalk-A-Raptor is just the shotakitsune to Baka-Raptor’s lolikitsune, right? Or am I missing something?
lolikitsune — 5/31/08 @ 11:45 am | #Link
Yes, but isn’t shotakitsune just the Not Baka-Raptor to lolikitsune’s Baka-Raptor?
Talk-A-Raptor — 5/31/08 @ 12:42 pm | #Link
Yes, but isn’t Not Baka-Raptor the notdotq to dotq’s Baka-Raptor? I mean what, LOLISHOTAFURRYPORN?!
lolikitsune — 5/31/08 @ 1:58 pm | #Link
Ok, you win, it’s actually me, Baka-Raptor. I have no comeback to LOLISHOTAFURRYPORN?!
But I’m still jumping off the Bridge of Sighs.
Baka-Raptor — 5/31/08 @ 4:02 pm | #Link
Objection!
You can’t jump off it, mother-fucker, it has WALLS and a CEILING.
lolikitsune — 5/31/08 @ 9:34 pm | #Link
Change in plans. Maddox claims to be updating on June 2nd. I’ll jump off The Bridge of Sighs some other time.
I just keep selling out.
Baka-Raptor — 5/31/08 @ 9:43 pm | #Link
Maddox respects my birthday.
lolikitsune — 6/1/08 @ 12:22 am | #Link