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lolikit’s Vocab Lessons, Part 1 – no more “faggotry”

This shall be a running feature.

In the best interests of the aniblogosphere, I have taken it upon myself to disseminate my awesome vocabulary to you my ~~whores~~ readers. Sit back, repeat after me, and then repeat a second time—out loud, to your mothers. They’ll fall in love with you and want your babies. By the time we’re through all of the at least one hundred lessons, you’ll know how to talk like I. It’ll be awesome. Hopefully you’ll learn some grammar on the side, but it’s okay if you don’t—vocabulary alone allows you to reach level two in Forumwarz.

Vocab Lesson 1
no more “faggotry”

10. faggerot, noun.
ex. Scientologists are real faggerots, man.

9. faggerjack, noun.
ex. I know a faggerjack; he works hard all day pleasing his teammates.

8. faggerism, noun.
ex. Owen displayed some hardcore faggerism on Sunday.

7. slutcrate, compliment.
ex. Hirano Aya is a slutcrate (she is also an ogre; these balance out).

6. dipfag, noun.
ex. Don’t be a dipfag—use your brain.

5. jason, epithet.
ex. Fucking jason.

4. whore, noun (invisible prefix).
ex. Yes, these are my whores.

3. rebellion, noun.
ex. notdotq of the rebellion

2. anibloggerism, noun.
ex. That’s classified information.

1. schadenfaggen, noun.
ex. Posting chat logs, according to Owen S., is an act of schadenfaggen.

Next week I’ll introduce some verbs, and write up a sample conversation for you to practice with a mirror or a kitten or your best friend’s little sister!

it is moist & delicious meta

and it's not even a lie!

lolikitsune penned this last love song at 8:04 on May 21, 2008.

It's categorized as Meta-Anibloggery, Vocabulary Lesson, and it's tagged over nine thousand things, including: forumwarz (5), jason (48), owen (35), whores (11). What a slut.

At least it only has 28 comments and 3,827 views.

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At 8:06 am on May 21, 2008,
Michael said:

Oh my god, this is win.

HAHAHAHAHA
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At 8:11 am on May 21, 2008,
Sasa said:

>> By the time we‚Äôre through all of the at least one hundred lessons, you‚Äôll know how to talk like I.

Orly – I want to hear these vocabulary words on a podcast lesson now.
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At 9:20 am on May 21, 2008,
double said:

Before long, we’ll be seeing notdotq’s dictionary of faggotry in all major bookstores. It’ll be a best seller. I just know it.
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At 1:45 pm on May 21, 2008,
IcyStorm said:

FAGGOTRY FAGGOTRY FAGGOTRY

STOP THIS FAGGOTRY
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At 4:11 pm on May 21, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

@Michael‚Äîplease be gay :(

@Sasa‚Äîthat can be arranged.

@double‚ÄîI’m planning to do a double-release to begin my career in book publishing. My Trolling Everything (omitting the word ‘info’ from the title for the lulz) guide and my Language of the Troll King dictionary will go on sale at the same time. There’ll also be a box set with titillating cover art.

@jason
FUCKING JASON!!!
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At 4:26 pm on May 21, 2008,
IKnight said:

So are there career opportunities in teaching Faggotry as a foreign language?
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At 4:29 pm on May 21, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

STOP USING THAT WORD DAMN IT
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At 4:56 pm on May 21, 2008,
Michael said:

~~lolikitsune~~ physics223, Ph. D. in Faggotry
My dissertation regarded fandubs and self-imposed slavery.
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At 5:48 pm on May 21, 2008,
CJ said:

Sensei~~~! What’s the definition of ‘epic fail?’

Oh, wait, I’m looking right at it… sry… ^_^
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At 5:58 pm on May 21, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trolling, CJ.

As things stand, I know you’re just insulting me.

Whore.
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At 6:09 pm on May 21, 2008,
IcyStorm said:

FAGGOTRY, FAGGOTRY, MOAR FAGGOTRY

ALL I SEE IS A BUNCH OF FAGGOTRY
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At 7:23 pm on May 21, 2008,
NC said:

Heil all faggerots! By the time my faggerism fully kicks in, I will remain as closed up as a dipfag involved in some unbelievable – maybe even sexy – antibloggerism! Unfortunately comrades, we are at WAR with the INTERNET – yes, I’m reffering to the socially devious slutcrates and the sexually inappropriate faggerjacks that pollute it with their “faggoterism”, not depending whether it’s explicit or not. A schadenfaggen will be imminent once those pesky “whores” arrive. Yes, that’s right, Jason. I WENT THERE.
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At 7:39 pm on May 21, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

Now there’s a troll after my own heart!
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At 11:13 pm on May 21, 2008,
blissmo said:

I believe I gained some useful knowledge out of this.
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At 7:49 am on May 22, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

You’re quite welcome. :)
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At 10:07 pm on May 22, 2008,
Niggerlicious said:

You faggot.
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At 10:10 pm on May 22, 2008,
Megaprime said:

You anti-faggotry faggots are really pissing me off.

gb/2/ur manwhore
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At 10:44 pm on May 22, 2008,
Michael Pruess said:

HAI GUISE, I LIKE COCK

DNOT UZ TEH “FAGGOTRY” CUZ IT INZULTZ MI BF
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At 1:35 pm on May 23, 2008,
Sasa said:

Who the heck is this Michael Pruess person. Tsk tsk. ;)

@lolikit: Please, I’d appreciate it, ohohoho.
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At 12:13 am on May 24, 2008,
TheBigN said:

Sad thing is, I already know of someone who uses even better words than these. ;_;
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At 7:02 am on May 24, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

Yeah, me. These are my Level 0 techniques. Hold your breath.
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