lolikit’s Vocab Lessons, Part 1 – no more “faggotry”
This shall be a running feature.
In the best interests of the aniblogosphere, I have taken it upon myself to disseminate my awesome vocabulary to you my whores readers. Sit back, repeat after me, and then repeat a second time—out loud, to your mothers. They’ll fall in love with you and want your babies. By the time we’re through all of the at least one hundred lessons, you’ll know how to talk like I. It’ll be awesome. Hopefully you’ll learn some grammar on the side, but it’s okay if you don’t—vocabulary alone allows you to reach level two in Forumwarz.
no more “faggotry”
10. faggerot, noun.
ex. Scientologists are real faggerots, man.
9. faggerjack, noun.
ex. I know a faggerjack; he works hard all day pleasing his teammates.
8. faggerism, noun.
ex. Owen displayed some hardcore faggerism on Sunday.
7. slutcrate, compliment.
ex. Hirano Aya is a slutcrate (she is also an ogre; these balance out).
6. dipfag, noun.
ex. Don’t be a dipfag—use your brain.
5. jason, epithet.
ex. Fucking jason.
4. whore, noun (invisible prefix).
ex. Yes, these are my whores.
3. rebellion, noun.
ex. notdotq of the rebellion
2. anibloggerism, noun.
ex. That’s classified information.
1. schadenfaggen, noun.
ex. Posting chat logs, according to Owen S., is an act of schadenfaggen.
Next week I’ll introduce some verbs, and write up a sample conversation for you to practice with a mirror or a kitten or your best friend’s little sister!
Michael 8:06 am on May 21, 2008 Permalink |
Oh my god, this is win.
HAHAHAHAHA
Sasa 8:11 am on May 21, 2008 Permalink |
>> By the time we’re through all of the at least one hundred lessons, you’ll know how to talk like I.
Orly – I want to hear these vocabulary words on a podcast lesson now.
double 9:20 am on May 21, 2008 Permalink |
Before long, we’ll be seeing notdotq’s dictionary of faggotry in all major bookstores. It’ll be a best seller. I just know it.
IcyStorm 1:45 pm on May 21, 2008 Permalink |
FAGGOTRY FAGGOTRY FAGGOTRY
STOP THIS FAGGOTRY
lolikitsune 4:11 pm on May 21, 2008 Permalink |
@Michael—please be gay :(
@Sasa—that can be arranged.
@double‚ÄîI’m planning to do a double-release to begin my career in book publishing. My Trolling Everything (omitting the word ‘info’ from the title for the lulz) guide and my Language of the Troll King dictionary will go on sale at the same time. There’ll also be a box set with titillating cover art.
@jason
FUCKING JASON!!!
IKnight 4:26 pm on May 21, 2008 Permalink |
So are there career opportunities in teaching Faggotry as a foreign language?
lolikitsune 4:29 pm on May 21, 2008 Permalink |
STOP USING THAT WORD DAMN IT
Michael 4:56 pm on May 21, 2008 Permalink |
lolikitsunephysics223, Ph. D. in FaggotryMy dissertation regarded fandubs and self-imposed slavery.
CJ 5:48 pm on May 21, 2008 Permalink |
Sensei~~~! What’s the definition of ‘epic fail?’
Oh, wait, I’m looking right at it… sry… ^_^
lolikitsune 5:58 pm on May 21, 2008 Permalink |
If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trolling, CJ.
As things stand, I know you’re just insulting me.
Whore.
IcyStorm 6:09 pm on May 21, 2008 Permalink |
FAGGOTRY, FAGGOTRY, MOAR FAGGOTRY
ALL I SEE IS A BUNCH OF FAGGOTRY
NC 7:23 pm on May 21, 2008 Permalink |
Heil all faggerots! By the time my faggerism fully kicks in, I will remain as closed up as a dipfag involved in some unbelievable – maybe even sexy – antibloggerism! Unfortunately comrades, we are at WAR with the INTERNET – yes, I’m reffering to the socially devious slutcrates and the sexually inappropriate faggerjacks that pollute it with their “faggoterism”, not depending whether it’s explicit or not. A schadenfaggen will be imminent once those pesky “whores” arrive. Yes, that’s right, Jason. I WENT THERE.
lolikitsune 7:39 pm on May 21, 2008 Permalink |
Now there’s a troll after my own heart!
blissmo 11:13 pm on May 21, 2008 Permalink |
I believe I gained some useful knowledge out of this.
lolikitsune 7:49 am on May 22, 2008 Permalink |
You’re quite welcome. :)
Niggerlicious 10:07 pm on May 22, 2008 Permalink |
You faggot.
Megaprime 10:10 pm on May 22, 2008 Permalink |
You anti-faggotry faggots are really pissing me off.
gb/2/ur manwhore
Michael Pruess 10:44 pm on May 22, 2008 Permalink |
HAI GUISE, I LIKE COCK
DNOT UZ TEH “FAGGOTRY” CUZ IT INZULTZ MI BF
Sasa 1:35 pm on May 23, 2008 Permalink |
Who the heck is this Michael Pruess person. Tsk tsk. ;)
@lolikit: Please, I’d appreciate it, ohohoho.
Heterochromia - Suddenly, I feel like imitating zaitcev 1:59 pm on May 23, 2008 Permalink |
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TheBigN 12:13 am on May 24, 2008 Permalink |
Sad thing is, I already know of someone who uses even better words than these. ;_;
lolikitsune 7:02 am on May 24, 2008 Permalink |
Yeah, me. These are my Level 0 techniques. Hold your breath.
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