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May 21
2008

lolikit’s Vocab Lessons, Part 1 – no more “faggotry”

lolikitsune crafted this last love song.
It's categorized as meta anibloggery.
It's tagged over nine thousand things, including: forumwarzjasonowenvocab lessonswhores. What a slut.
At least it only has 28 comments and 1,873 views.

This shall be a running feature.

In the best interests of the aniblogosphere, I have taken it upon myself to disseminate my awesome vocabulary to you my whores readers. Sit back, repeat after me, and then repeat a second time—out loud, to your mothers. They’ll fall in love with you and want your babies. By the time we’re through all of the at least one hundred lessons, you’ll know how to talk like I. It’ll be awesome. Hopefully you’ll learn some grammar on the side, but it’s okay if you don’t—vocabulary alone allows you to reach level two in Forumwarz.

Vocab Lesson 1
no more “faggotry”

10. faggerot, noun.
ex. Scientologists are real faggerots, man.

9. faggerjack, noun.
ex. I know a faggerjack; he works hard all day pleasing his teammates.

8. faggerism, noun.
ex. Owen displayed some hardcore faggerism on Sunday.

7. slutcrate, compliment.
ex. Hirano Aya is a slutcrate (she is also an ogre; these balance out).

6. dipfag, noun.
ex. Don’t be a dipfag—use your brain.

5. jason, epithet.
ex. Fucking jason.

4. whore, noun (invisible prefix).
ex. Yes, these are my whores.

3. rebellion, noun.
ex. notdotq of the rebellion

2. anibloggerism, noun.
ex. That’s classified information.

1. schadenfaggen, noun.
ex. Posting chat logs, according to Owen S., is an act of schadenfaggen.

Next week I’ll introduce some verbs, and write up a sample conversation for you to practice with a mirror or a kitten or your best friend’s little sister!


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  1. Oh my god, this is win.

    HAHAHAHAHA

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    Michael — 5/21/08 @ 8:06 am | #Link

  2. >> By the time we’re through all of the at least one hundred lessons, you’ll know how to talk like I.

    Orly – I want to hear these vocabulary words on a podcast lesson now.

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    Sasa — 5/21/08 @ 8:11 am | #Link

  3. Before long, we’ll be seeing notdotq’s dictionary of faggotry in all major bookstores. It’ll be a best seller. I just know it.

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    double — 5/21/08 @ 9:20 am | #Link

  4. FAGGOTRY FAGGOTRY FAGGOTRY

    STOP THIS FAGGOTRY

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    IcyStorm — 5/21/08 @ 1:45 pm | #Link

  5. @Michael—please be gay :(

    @Sasa—that can be arranged.

    @double‚ÄîI’m planning to do a double-release to begin my career in book publishing. My Trolling Everything (omitting the word ‘info’ from the title for the lulz) guide and my Language of the Troll King dictionary will go on sale at the same time. There’ll also be a box set with titillating cover art.

    @jason
    FUCKING JASON!!!

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    lolikitsune — 5/21/08 @ 4:11 pm | #Link

  6. So are there career opportunities in teaching Faggotry as a foreign language?

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    IKnight — 5/21/08 @ 4:26 pm | #Link

  7. STOP USING THAT WORD DAMN IT

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    lolikitsune — 5/21/08 @ 4:29 pm | #Link

  8. lolikitsune physics223, Ph. D. in Faggotry
    My dissertation regarded fandubs and self-imposed slavery.

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    Michael — 5/21/08 @ 4:56 pm | #Link

  9. Sensei~~~! What’s the definition of ‘epic fail?’

    Oh, wait, I’m looking right at it… sry… ^_^

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    CJ — 5/21/08 @ 5:48 pm | #Link

  10. If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trolling, CJ.

    As things stand, I know you’re just insulting me.

    Whore.

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    lolikitsune — 5/21/08 @ 5:58 pm | #Link

  11. FAGGOTRY, FAGGOTRY, MOAR FAGGOTRY

    ALL I SEE IS A BUNCH OF FAGGOTRY

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    IcyStorm — 5/21/08 @ 6:09 pm | #Link

  12. Heil all faggerots! By the time my faggerism fully kicks in, I will remain as closed up as a dipfag involved in some unbelievable – maybe even sexy – antibloggerism! Unfortunately comrades, we are at WAR with the INTERNET – yes, I’m reffering to the socially devious slutcrates and the sexually inappropriate faggerjacks that pollute it with their “faggoterism”, not depending whether it’s explicit or not. A schadenfaggen will be imminent once those pesky “whores” arrive. Yes, that’s right, Jason. I WENT THERE.

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    NC — 5/21/08 @ 7:23 pm | #Link

  13. Now there’s a troll after my own heart!

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    lolikitsune — 5/21/08 @ 7:39 pm | #Link

  14. I believe I gained some useful knowledge out of this.

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    blissmo — 5/21/08 @ 11:13 pm | #Link

  15. You’re quite welcome. :)

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    lolikitsune — 5/22/08 @ 7:49 am | #Link

  16. You faggot.

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    Niggerlicious — 5/22/08 @ 10:07 pm | #Link

  17. You anti-faggotry faggots are really pissing me off.

    gb/2/ur manwhore

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    Megaprime — 5/22/08 @ 10:10 pm | #Link

  18. HAI GUISE, I LIKE COCK

    DNOT UZ TEH “FAGGOTRY” CUZ IT INZULTZ MI BF

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    Michael Pruess — 5/22/08 @ 10:44 pm | #Link

  19. Who the heck is this Michael Pruess person. Tsk tsk. ;)

    @lolikit: Please, I’d appreciate it, ohohoho.

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    Sasa — 5/23/08 @ 1:35 pm | #Link

  20. Sad thing is, I already know of someone who uses even better words than these. ;_;

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    TheBigN — 5/24/08 @ 12:13 am | #Link

  21. Yeah, me. These are my Level 0 techniques. Hold your breath.

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    lolikitsune — 5/24/08 @ 7:02 am | #Link

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