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so, as i pray...| May 18 2008 |
Trolling across Space-time markets; also, lolikit pikchur |
It's categorized as meta anibloggery.
It's tagged over nine thousand things, including: abuse of abbreviation tags • ani-nouto • anime|otaku • anonymous • aria • art • author • baka-raptor • borderline hikkikomori • cj blackwing • conspiracy • daijoubu dango • ds • economics • fox11 news • graphs • metameta • mike • owen • political intrigue • serial experiments lain • war on scientology. What a slut.
At least it only has 38 comments and 3,017 views.
Baka-Raptor was a bitch, so I made three graphs. Also, I now have a mascot.
on may 7th, I posted about ARIA
Yesterday, Baka-Raptor called me the Troll King:
This inspired me to make the above graph, since like, I’ve been playing too many card games in Physics lately. At the expense of paying attention. Of course. But I digress. I always imagined Owen as the queen to my king, but recently he’s been less of a troll and more of an asshat, so you can see his downward trend. Baka-Raptor, on the other hand, has just perfected a new technique, furthering his ascent toward dipfaggerism trollish greatness.
I’m totally jealous of it.
Baka-Raptor has become an Censorship-Raptor, and that’s perfectly okay because he’s gotta be one of those enlightened few who realize that there are only ever three reasons for doing anything: great justice, lulz, and spinal reflexes. Knowing Baka-Raptor and knowing his style and how he rolls, he’s clearly doing it for the lulz. Censorship is only bad if it’s done for great justice, so I can forgive him.
I mean, I can forgive him the censorship.
But I won’t forgive him for trumping me. I’m well known for trolling the shit out of my own comments. And yet. I have never edited anyone else’s comments. I’ve come to the conclusion that, as a counter-measure, I must immerse myself in renewed study of trollnomics. Perhaps by raising aggregate trolling equilibrium one notch, or perhaps by shifting a couple degrees up on my Lulz Possibility Frontier, I can resume my role of Troll Ace.
Of course, I won’t pursue education all on my lonesome. I’ll share some of my soon-to-be infinite knowledge with you my readers. Enjoy.
if the trolling is lame, Mike doesn’t like it. and yet, it becomes easier for me to supply it! once again I find myself dealing with scarcity…
Totally off-topic, but it seems like Daijoubu Dango is a magnet that attracts my best comments. Seriously, take a look at that second link, at that beauty. It’s got as many layers of potential meaning as Lain.
if overall troll levels (troll sub 1) are increased, value of trolling goes down (see: lulz %). however, if overall troll levels remain constant (the natural rate of trolling) and troll demand increases, more people are tickled pink by my lulz (value of trolling goes up)
Alright, I’m done being a dick for right now. Time to share the best thing I’ve ever made:
If someone wants to color that / make banners / fap, go ahead. It is delicious caek. Anyway, I think I’ll leave off with a bit of metametabloggery. What follows is a quote from anime|otaku.
He is conventional in his blogging because it’s what he excels at. Daniel doesn’t mind repetition, and he’s moderately successful (look at all those comments!), so why does he need to change? I disagree with the fact that Daniel wants to be freer, though. He’s a very free guy, and writing like the literary critic he’s training to be is I believe what he feels to be the best for him.
Now, what he’s saying on an analytical level is less important than what he’s saying on a categorical level. What we see here is Mike—Mike the reader, Mike the writer, Mike the intellectual—doing something that only crappy trolls somewhat like myself do: metablogging. And that is the closest approximation to the desired results of the wonders of /i/ :: epic lulz.
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Dude, what sort of bloomers are you/she/it WEARING?! T_T
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(nvm… xD;;; I’m laying off the coffee now; it’s damaging my eyesight)
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None. Fail.
Replylolikitsune — 5/18/08 @ 10:34 am | #Link
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Sorry. Moar graphs. The correct number was 7, the BETTER prime number.
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-Fapping sounds commence-
ReplyAlar — 5/18/08 @ 10:50 am | #Link
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I’m not cramping your style. I’m just assimilating it! :D
Unity in diversity through metablogging?! Oh no!
Great post, I LOLd a lot. :D
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On forumwarz I’m a level 6 troll :D
Replyanonymous — 5/18/08 @ 11:45 am | #Link
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I’m a level 10 troll. Pwn more.
Replylolikitsune — 5/18/08 @ 11:52 am | #Link
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Baka-Raptor has become an Censorship-Raptor
What the hell is AN Censorship-Raptor?
ReplyBaka-Raptor — 5/18/08 @ 1:11 pm | #Link
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The world.
Replylolikitsune — 5/18/08 @ 1:49 pm | #Link
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In real life, lolikitsune is level 1. He hasn’t gained any experience.
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That hairstyle seems a bit off compared to everything else there. Is that the point?
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Okay, I really need to find something more productive to funnel my time into…
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What. The. Fuck.
You rock so hard, DiGiKerot! <3
EDIT: N: I wanted to leave the possibility that it’s a trap.
Replylolikitsune — 5/18/08 @ 3:39 pm | #Link
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In real life Link is a hoar.
Raptor Jesus hates him so much. That is why he flames other people: he is afraid that Raptor Jesus would one day come and rip his guts out.
As for Baka-Raptor, he must be an apostle of Raptor Jesus.
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I thought hoar was (adj.) ?
Replylolikitsune — 5/18/08 @ 4:15 pm | #Link
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Hoar is what most people do in urban America at night.
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I made a fanart too!
http://oekaki.extra-muffins.com/b/src/1211153355272.png
Replyanonymous — 5/18/08 @ 4:30 pm | #Link
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I feel violated.
Also, Rule 34 was waaaaaay too quick to combo.
Replylolikitsune — 5/18/08 @ 4:48 pm | #Link
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IS that some Rule 34 troll?
Also your one and only troll comment on my blog was insufficient. I demand a refund.
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Don’t ask for a refund, Nagato. I’m not done trolling your blog. Free service. Etc.
Replylolikitsune — 5/18/08 @ 8:06 pm | #Link
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MORE LIKE 99 PERCENTICLES BUT YOU WAS CLOSE
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YOU JUST KNOW YOU WANT TO DO MY MASCOT
Replylolikitsune — 5/19/08 @ 6:23 am | #Link
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NO WAY I LIKE MY WIMMINZ NICELY PROPORTIONED WITH BOOBULATORS
MARM HAET FLATCHEST SRY2SAY
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But… but… flat surfaces are comforting :(
Replylolikitsune — 5/19/08 @ 12:56 pm | #Link
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mayb 2 a pedo liek u faget
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Sh-shut up, text-transform:lowercase;-chan!
I don’t want to hear that from someone who both wants to be someone’s Konata AND is clearly narcissistic. You love your flat chest and you know it.
Replylolikitsune — 5/19/08 @ 1:31 pm | #Link
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I’m planning on getting a breast reduction once I turn eighteen, sucker~ I wouldn’t mind having a flat chest, but anything is better than the inconvenience I have to deal with now.
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*nosebleeds*
Please get a reduction …
get a reduction …
get a reduction …Replylolikitsune — 5/19/08 @ 2:48 pm | #Link
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Baka-Raptor has become an Censorship-Raptor, and that’s perfectly okay because he’s gotta be one of those enlightened few who realize that there are only ever three reasons for doing anything: great justice, lulz, and spinal reflexes. Knowing Baka-Raptor and knowing his style and how he rolls, he’s clearly doing it for the lulz. Censorship is only bad if it’s done for great justice, so I can forgive him.
I accept your apology.
ReplyBaka-Raptor — 5/19/08 @ 4:23 pm | #Link
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I applaud you, sir. Only a master of keeping his cool is able to calmly claim that he’s “accepting” rape.
Replylolikitsune — 5/19/08 @ 4:45 pm | #Link
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I’m still not going to have a nasty flatchest like you, lolichan :3 *ruffles hair*
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