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Home > Archives > 2008 > May > 18

lolikit fanart, or: the terror of rule 34; Kyousora.com fic #11

First we have some gross ambiguously gay porn, and then we have some far less ambiguously gay porn.

lolikitsune fanart

As some of you realized, I made a bold move two posts ago. I drew up and posted my conception of lolikitsune, a maybe-trap-maybe-not loli with fox tail, giving an inelegant finger to anyone and everyone.

DiGiKerot was the first person to do the necessary: he drew fanart.

Following in his footsteps were anonymous and o.s.k., both of whom decided that Rule 34 is a necessary evil item. Both images are NSFW: lolikit rule 34 by anonymous, nanoha x lolikit by o.s.k.. Don’t get me wrong—being crossed with my favorite anime girl ever is not the worst thing that could happen to me. It’s just… Rule 34. lolikit. If you know me in real life, you’re gouging out your eyeballs.

EDIT: apparently, if you know me in real life, you’re drawing your own fanart.

EDIT 2: apparently, if you know me in real life, and if you’re totally fucked up, you’re… … I don’t know what you’re smoking, but whatever it is, it’s strong.

painful fanfic

o.s.k. just did to me as Zero did to Orange-kun by writing a fanfic for Kyousora.com that involves Mizunashi Akari of Aria. Rule 14 has decimated my country, salted my fields, and yelled 187 on my mother-fucking corpse. For those unfamiliar with the navigation of Kyousora.com, basically what you want to do is this: click on the “YFR” link on the right side of the main page. Then look at the number in the upper or lower right-hand corners of the main box—it should say “X of 11. Refresh to view MOAR.” And yes, you guessed right—if you don’t land on #11 the first time, just keep refreshing until you reach it.

2 of 9. refresh to view MOAR

above pic slightly obsolete, shows “of 9″ instead of “of 11″ but otherwise accurate

o.s.k.?

o.s.k. is “orangesqueeze-kun.” o.s.k. may or may not be eligible to join the all-girls’ aniblogging round robin. o.s.k. seems to have made it his/her life-long mission to rape all the things I hold dear and precious. o.s.k. does not have a URI. o.s.k. may or may not be one of my whores. o.s.k. is not anonymous.

it is moist & delicious meta

and it's not even a lie!

penned this last love song at 17:40 on May 18, 2008.

It's categorized as Site news, and it's tagged over nine thousand things, including: , fanfic, , , , . What a slut.

At least it only has 13 comments and 7,539 views.


13 Responses

  1. I’d imagine getting Rule 34 of your mascot the day you introduce it would be something quite marketable. ;o

  2. Woah… faster than I expected

  3. Marketable? I don’t understand, please explain.

  4. Something that’s marketable can be used to gain popularity, and vice-versa. =)

  5. I was afraid you might mean that but… MY MASCOT T________T

  6. “a fanfic for Kyousora.com that involves Mizunashi Akari of Aria.”

    No. Just… No.

  7. >>No. Just… No.

    That was my reaction.

    1:54:18 PM lolikitsune: …
    1:54:25 PM lolikitsune: akari as in…
    1:54:30 PM o.s.k.: =;_;= aria
    1:54:34 PM lolikitsune: …
    1:54:44 PM o.s.k.: ………….
    1:54:51 PM lolikitsune: hold on
    1:54:52 PM lolikitsune: hold on
    1:55:05 PM lolikitsune: Rule 14 on ARIA
    1:55:09 PM lolikitsune: is NEVER okay
    1:55:14 PM lolikitsune: look
    1:55:15 PM lolikitsune: i
    1:55:17 PM lolikitsune: i’m sorry
    1:55:20 PM lolikitsune: you got me.
    1:55:29 PM lolikitsune: are you satisfied now?!
    1:55:39 PM lolikitsune: i’m sorry… so please… stop T_________T
    1:55:44 PM o.s.k.: ahahahahahahhaha
    1:55:47 PM o.s.k.: you mean
    1:55:51 PM o.s.k.: no aria yuri allowed?
    1:55:54 PM o.s.k.: ahahahahahhaha
    1:56:15 PM lolikitsune: no aria ANYTHING allowed T_____________________________T
    1:56:21 PM lolikitsune: stop rule 14ing the things i love
    1:56:23 PM o.s.k.: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    1:56:26 PM o.s.k.: lwalawlawlawl
    1:56:36 PM o.s.k.: this is priceless
    1:56:43 PM lolikitsune: this is so not cool T_T
    1:56:48 PM o.s.k.: you have a sense of decency when it comes ot aria?!?!
    1:56:50 PM lolikitsune: aria is PURE
    1:56:53 PM lolikitsune: aria is LOVE
    1:56:55 PM o.s.k.: lawlllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    1:57:00 PM lolikitsune: aria is—
    1:57:03 PM lolikitsune: grah
    1:57:06 PM lolikitsune: too pure it seems
    1:57:12 PM lolikitsune: i’ve totally been broken by rule 14 T____T
    1:57:25 PM lolikitsune: and you’re dancing on my corpse

  8. “I’ve totally been broken by rule 14 and you’re dancing on my corpse” XD;;;; My sadistic side is totally loving this… in a twisted sort of way. Sorry LK, but I think your innocence got owned.

  9. My innocence?!

    Whore, you have no idea what has happened here.

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  12. *three months later*

    “Whore, you have no idea what has happened here.”

    Wait, wait, WAIT, WHAT?!? GTFO; I know everything ;)

  13. You accept your position? Good girl.

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