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for now, let's reminisce about a nostalgic future while standing in the hall
your thoughts have summoned this post from hell
so, as i pray...| May 14 2008 |
natsukashii kaze no nioi |
It's categorized as meta anibloggery.
It's tagged over nine thousand things, including: aniblogosphere relationships • heterochromia • karoshi • kono sono • natsukashii • os • pip • sasa. What a slut.
At least it only has 14 comments and 479 views.
There was once an Os.
First, he grew a k, two ns, and three more os. He became konOSono. He absorbed some friends and they, like all good friends, betrayed him by not living up to his expectations. Hopes and dreams shattered, he left konOSono behind.
He came upon a k and harvested an a, an r, an h, and an i. He became karOShi. That didn’t work out too well either, though he assembled yet another small crew. His gay lover (Pip, male form) stopped screwing him in the pooper nightly when he went to Paris. Os, his heart in pieces, told his small crew to fuck itself. The crew responded by disappearing from the internet, which made Os emo.
Time passed.
Pip met and fell in love with Sasa.
Os, thinking that he could somehow remain in proximity to his former love by sticking like glue to Sasa, did just that: he stuck himself to Sasa. His motto was “by any means necessary” so he made the sacrifice and sliced himself in two and spliced those pieces into a larger body of letters: chrOme.daSaku.net.
After a while of boring slow times, I returned to the aniblogosphere and flamed the living hell out of Hirano Aya. Os was so entranced with my DFC and dextrous fingers that he forgot Pip and begged to join me.
And here he is, like so many other love-stricken fools, camped out in front of my domain.
I would say that I have won, but, knowing Os’s nature, it’s going to take a lot of effort on my part to hold onto him.
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Come on, why did you have to mention Aya? This post was going so well, but now I have to destroy you.
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>>Come on, why did you have to mention Aya? This post was going so well,
That is precisely why.
Replylolikitsune — 5/14/08 @ 6:32 am | #Link
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Wait a minute. In other words, Os is Shuuji, Pip is Harada, and Sasa is Rika?
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I was thinking more like Os=Shuichi, Pip=Yuki, Sasa=Seguchi.
Replylolikitsune — 5/14/08 @ 6:46 am | #Link
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os requires plants to be servicable.
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Actually, that’s Pip; lrn2nohist.
Replylolikitsune — 5/14/08 @ 6:51 am | #Link
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Pure win.
ReplyPip — 5/14/08 @ 7:51 am | #Link
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I was REALLY tempted to call it natsukOShii. How very fitting it would be. Time to change my IRC NAME!
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Where is Mr. Pippers now? :(
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… whut?
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Clueless as always, princess ;P
Pip—as always.
Os—do it for great justice.
Michael—mutilated by a cactus while attempting Bad Idea™ sex.
Replylolikitsune — 5/14/08 @ 4:51 pm | #Link
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wut
Os is not into plants?
i has bin lied to!
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NO! I LOVE PLANTS! … shit.
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