Ballad of an AWOL Lolikit ← ¬.Q

your thoughts have summoned this post from hell

so, as i pray...

Home > Archives > 2008 > May > 03

Ballad of an AWOL Lolikit

lolikitsune asked me to hold a final service for him. Here goes. No Deezer link on this one because it’s oddly absent from the site.

Ballad of an AWOL Lolikit

I’ve run away and things could change for you as well
you’re not so bad off now, you can post any shit you want.
I’m not this way because of some ‘net dorama I sparked
at seventeen a troll hunkered down beneath the tubes
when I read a post sent out regarding April Fool’s,
a frantic call for flames, I raised an instant OBJECTION!
to troll- I wrote comments to troll, I broke the rules of netiquette
to bring down hell. troll- into the spam filter
the program scrapped my text and destroyed my lulz.
now I’ve run away while they just try to express love
the idiot raptor who faked hating his idol,
I stood up to Jason and that’s the last guy I defied
the aniblogosphere has lost the grace I thought it had.

it is moist & delicious meta

and it's not even a lie!

shotakitsune penned this last love song at 22:12 on May 3, 2008.

It's categorized as Meta-Anibloggery, and it's tagged over nine thousand things, including: ballad of a paralysed citizen, jason (48), objection (5), song perversion (3), the faint (3). What a slut.

At least it only has 7 comments and 1,095 views.

7 Responses

→ Reply
At 11:14 pm on May 3, 2008,
IcyStorm said:

Erm… yeah.
→ Reply
At 11:25 pm on May 3, 2008,
DrmChsr0 said:

Dude I will NOT suck on a loli cock.
→ Reply
At 11:39 pm on May 3, 2008,
Baka-Raptor said:

First you copy Pizza Hut from me, then you say goodbye to a character through a form of lyrical prose. I’ll take the baka-raptor tag as a citation.
→ Reply
At 2:37 am on May 4, 2008,
Owen S said:

YOU MUSTN’T RUN AWAY, LOLIKIT! YOU MUSTN’T RUN AWAY!
→ Reply
At 6:27 am on May 4, 2008,
CJ said:

Nooooo~! Don’t run away from the cruel present~!

*YOU HAVE BEEN NANA MIZUKI’D, LOL*
Pingback: notdotq of the rebellion » Bitches don’t know ’bout my paralysis
→ Reply
At 9:43 am on May 5, 2008,
MMMKMMMKMMMKMMMK said:

LOLIKIT, give up already! Retreat!

7 Responses

Leave a Comment (cancel reply)