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Home > Archives > 2008 > May > 02

Downing the LJ

I’ve had an unbearable burden thrust upon me, and I’m crying.
EDIT: because people were saying that this went way over their heads, I suggest you familiarize yourselves with this song before reading this post’s contents.

Downing the LJ

CJ Blackwing
Like a cruel beast
Has dug up my deep past again
She just assumes
I’m comfortable with
The shit that I did way back when

I didn’t want to be a troll
The mean folks always choose
‘Cause in my heart, I realize
That I’m the one confused

I don’t know what’s worth storing here
Or why I permalink
I don’t know what a post is for
If its contents are shit
“How do I started aniblog?”
I know it’s just fucked up
So I’m downing the LJ
I’m downing the LJ
Tonight

Playing my tunes
I clutch my headphones close
I try to lose myself again
I’m in despair
Deeper than before
I’m ignoring comments again

I didn’t want to be a troll
The mean folks always choose
But in my heart, I realize
That I’m the one amused

I don’t know what’s worth lurking for
Or why I have to flame
I don’t know why blog posts coax me
They’re forcing me to care
I don’t know how to say the words
I’ll always be a trap
So, I’m downing the LJ
I’m downing the LJ
Tonight

I’ll post it on my blog
‘Cause I am always right
I won’t concede again
And this is how I end…

I don’t know what’s worth cutting for
Or why I have to bleed
But now I have some peace of mind
and this will be my choice
I don’t know why I registered
I won’t sign in again
So, I’m downing the LJ
I’m downing the LJ
I’m downing the LJ
Tonight

it is moist & delicious meta

and it's not even a lie!

penned this last love song at 18:48 on May 2, 2008.

It's categorized as Meta-Anibloggery, and it's tagged over nine thousand things, including: breaking the habit, , , , livejournal, . What a slut.

At least it only has 10 comments and 557 views.


10 Responses

  1. This is funny. Where’s the SRS? :|

  2. SRS? It’s SRS. SRSly.

  3. D*A*N*G*O
    D*A*N*G*O
    D*A*N*G*O
    And Dango was his name-o!

  4. ALL OF THE ABOVE WON, BITCH.

  5. LOL

    I love LP and know all of their songs, so I actually sang along the first time through. Do I fail?

  6. OMFGLULZ.

    I was 15 too when a guy wrote poems about me. At least that was referenced to Lord of the Rings.

    @IcyStorm: Actually it’s pretty amazing. I am actually proud of myself now that I was *not* able to sing along. Then again, I never really liked that song as much as, for example, Faint. So I fail too ^^

  7. Bad points to me for recognising the song without the link, which i missed on first reading..

    This was lulz

  8. Psst; this is about the fact that CJ friended my LJ account‚Äîmy account from freshman year, which is full of shitty … well, shit. It’s not about her, it’s about final solutions.

  9. Am loling. This is funnier than the tentacle mold that’s growing on the juniper trees outside my house right now.

  10. Pingback: notdotq of the rebellion » Bitches don’t know ’bout my paralysis

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