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your thoughts have summoned this post from hell so, as i pray... Home > Archives > 2008 > April > 29 Yes, These Are My WhoresUp yours, Jason. This is going to be a recurring series on notdotq, so please pay attention to the seminal installment.
It has come to my attention on a few occasions (Case 1: Lucky Star, Case 2: the ABC) that in this world, there are people who are whores. I am the kind of man who dislikes whores. I have made it my mission to rid this Earth of them, to extinguish their name and to wipe their descriptor from every dictionary of every language. Yes, that is how I wish to be remembered. Pursuant to this goal, I shall first compose a list of whores, such that when I gain the means to exterminate them I will know whom to exterminate. I’ll start today with a light load—ten whores. Index of Whoredom, Part 1
There are necessary Deaths like these as well. 10. My friend KigaMoosh. The whore had a status message on AIM yesterday telling people to go vote for me in the Anime Blog Awards. 9. Kyoto Animation. See above linked “Case 1″ for further information.
All is not well. 8-2. The seven people who voted in the above pictured poll. Miao is a whore; his supporters are whores. 1. CJ Blackwing of THE BEST ROOKIE TEAMBLOG. She’s trying to conduct my campaign for me; in other words, she thinks she’s my wife. She’s actually a whore. I called her this in her comments but she seems like the kind of person who would edit that out in order to not let her friends/mommy see her for what she is. However, I will immortalize the fact with a trackback! WordPress Tiara Magic! Disclaimer: you’re not actually whores, you’re just “a bunch of emo sluts.” |
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rakuen42 said:
Haha, brilliant!
Owen S said:
Fix the fucking picture link omg.
lolikitsune said:
Owen, did it, omg, I like, forgot, to put an equal sign in the img tag, d’you know? Like oh em gee!!!
Rakuen, you’ll learn to hate it in due time.
Shirukii said:
Am I a whore by extension by being a Key-fag, and consequently a KeyAni-fag?
lolikitsune said:
Wait for Part 2.
IcyStorm said:
Guess I’m a whore, senpai.
DrmChsr0 said:
And I am a whore on account of that one post.
CJ said:
*twitch*
Rakuen, you would be fired if you wern’t such a good writer; Owen, I hate you; LK, I’m not speaking to you.
Hinano said:
Jason’s beginning to beat me in the funniest blog category :B
Owen S said:
LK x CJ = animeblogger’s OTP <3
Impz said:
Call me a whore by any proxy attempt, and I make sure that I will relate you as Jason Miao the 2nd every single comment, and proudly proclaim you to be Jason Miao’s bitch.
Just try, LK. ^^ However, if you call me your lover, I will let it rest.
TheBigN said:
So much fire from one little word, it seems. :/
IcyStorm said:
LOL CJ, your chastising of lk elsewhere was amusing =P
Hey lolikit, maybe you should apologize, but maybe I’m just saying that so CJ won’t get mad at me.
lolikitsune said:
@Hinano:
That’s a shame. Should I dispose of him? He’s nearby ;)
@Owen:
What happened to LK x Jason?
@Impz:
I’ll call you my lover, and then you’ll go have sex with your Tsuruya blow-up doll, and then I’ll call you a whore. Will I not be perfectly justified?
@TheBigN:
Tilt that undecided look 22.5Àö!
@Icy:
I did it for the lulz.
I did it for the lulz.
I did it for the lulz.
Why the fuck should I apologize?!
CJ said:
I shall repeat myself:
Owen, I hate you; and I’m not speaking to LK. Both of you suck.
lolikitsune said:
Correct on at least one count there, CJ. I won’t speak for Owen though, and I don’t know what he has to do with this post or its diction.
MMMKMMMKMMMKMMMK said:
Ok, cool. We also have salsa, if you want that. Thanks, I did make the tacos.
Ah, a home-cooked meal never tasted so good…