Yes, These Are My Whores 

Up yours, Jason. This is going to be a recurring series on notdotq, so please pay attention to the seminal installment.

It has come to my attention on a few occasions (Case 1: Lucky Star, Case 2: the ABC) that in this world, there are people who are whores. I am the kind of man who dislikes whores. I have made it my mission to rid this Earth of them, to extinguish their name and to wipe their descriptor from every dictionary of every language. Yes, that is how I wish to be remembered. Pursuant to this goal, I shall first compose a list of whores, such that when I gain the means to exterminate them I will know whom to exterminate.

I’ll start today with a light load—ten whores.

Index of Whoredom, Part 1
There are necessary Deaths like these as well.

10. My friend KigaMoosh. The whore had a status message on AIM yesterday telling people to go vote for me in the Anime Blog Awards.

9. Kyoto Animation. See above linked “Case 1″ for further information.

the current standings of lolikit's poll regarding the comparative strengths of him vs miao

All is not well.

8-2. The seven people who voted in the above pictured poll. Miao is a whore; his supporters are whores.

1. CJ Blackwing of THE BEST ROOKIE TEAMBLOG. She’s trying to conduct my campaign for me; in other words, she thinks she’s my wife. She’s actually a whore. I called her this in her comments but she seems like the kind of person who would edit that out in order to not let her friends/mommy see her for what she is. However, I will immortalize the fact with a trackback! WordPress Tiara Magic!

Disclaimer: you’re not actually whores, you’re just “a bunch of emo sluts.”

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