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Apr 28
2008

About 100 Tons of Rage

lolikitsune crafted this last love song.
It's categorized as Commentary.
It's tagged over nine thousand things, including: abuse of abbreviation tagsanime blog awardsconspiracyhatrednanohatrawling. What a slut.
At least it only has 10 comments and 528 views.

Said, what the fuck is this?!

lolikitsune is leading the best satire poll in the 2008 Anime Blog Awards

This is not a shop.

It seems as though bitches don’t know ’bout my anger. Or something. Did I not make myself explicitly clear? Just in case I didn’t, allow the redundancy in my previous sentence to strike home the point that I was serious. Just in case you’re trying to egg me on… just in case you understood my graph, and thought that it would be OMG FUNNIEEEE to provoke me and to rage my raise meter… I’ll give you 15 reasons not to vote for me, in the form of previous posts I’ve made on this site. I will provide links to each of them along with an adjective. Keeping that adjective in mind, read the linked posts. You’ll find that I’m a worthless piece of crap and that you should not, under any circumstances, vote for me.


Reasons not to vote for lolikitsune, Part 1
Your Vote is a Vote that will Pierce the Anime Blog Awards

15. Vote Lolikit? No we can’t! – whorish

14. Loli vs. MILF – i has an answer – pitiful

13. Sola 01 – Matsuri my Vampire – clever

12. This is a response to: Impz’s advice about inspiration – bitchy

11. Fanime, second day in review: anime blogging panel #2, lolicon sign, etc. – dangerous

10. Sola 02 – Endless my Sky – redundant

9. I suppose it’s time to say goodbye… – anime blogger (adj)

8. Kannazuki no Miko Ep. 25 [END] – adoring

7. Kyousora – STUNNING FACTS! AMAZING DISCOVERY!!! – cruel

6. Taking Faulkner to Haruhi, part 1 – sardonic

5. I love you, Os. – single-minded

4. 2.5 minutes of Lucky Star ep01 – Subtitle: you fucking suck – idiotic

3. Higurashi no Naku Koro ni – Fuck you WinD, Fuck you Jason, and Fuck you mindless fanboys – rageful

2. I joined the SOS-dan… – awesome

1. Higurashi no Naku Koro ni – There are no "Killer Lolis" – correct (also, bonus)


The DL Plan is proceeding just as planned.


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  1. 4/28/08 Heterochromia - 1000 Reasons Why Japes, TJHan, Karura & Hinano > Lolikit

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  1. LOLWUT

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    DrmChsr0 — 4/28/08 @ 7:31 am | #Link

  2. The double-whoring pseudere gambit, I see.

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    Owen S — 4/28/08 @ 7:33 am | #Link

  3. All the more reason to vote for you!

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    Zeroblade — 4/28/08 @ 5:34 pm | #Link

  4. … screw this, these awards are gettin’ ugly already. How about we go get strawberry daquiris and watch some Nanoha on a big leather couch in the middle of the street? :D

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    CJ — 4/29/08 @ 2:30 pm | #Link

  5. … the moment we get giant levitating screens in the middle of my country’s streets, I’ll jump at the opportunity.

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    lolikitsune — 4/29/08 @ 4:52 pm | #Link

  6. Since lk didn’t get into the funniest blog category, vote the next best thing: Daijoubu!!!
    VOTE DAIJOUBU FOR BEST COMIC AND FUNNIEST BLOG!!!!
    DAIJOUBU DAIJOUBU DAIJOUBU DAIJOUBU

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    DS — 4/29/08 @ 6:33 pm | #Link

  7. I voted DS for Funniest Blog!

    Daijoubu Dango‚Ñ¢!

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    lolikitsune — 4/29/08 @ 7:20 pm | #Link

  8. This is the best satire blog on the net. LOLIKIT FOR PRES!

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    MMMKMMMKMMMKMMMK — 5/5/08 @ 9:54 am | #Link

  9. Who -wouldn’t- vote for Lolikit?!

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    Alar — 5/5/08 @ 8:36 pm | #Link

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