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Vote Lolikit? No we can’t!

I feel really, really dirty right now because I just emulated Jason Miao.

So I just the other day made a post announcing my intention to run a rigorous campaign for the Anime Blog Awards. In case you’re all completely incompetent and unable to detect things like this, that post was a joke. YHBT etc. Do I actually want to run a campaign? Fuck no. I don’t have time or money for that shit. Do I actually want to win votes? NO.

Because see, I know.

I know that no one actually thinks this site is good in any way. I know that any vote for me is just a joke, a troll as it were. Every vote for me is a thorn in my side, put there to vex me. Anyone who votes for me—whether they know it or not—is only furthering the DL Plan.

And so I beseech you—those of you who didn’t realize that my last post was a joke—not to vote for me.

Yes, Hirano-fags, I will give you your weeaboo visual AIDs.

some loleconomics - get it? get it? PUN DESU YO

In the long run, Lolikit’s rage is independent of fluctuations in voting, and the maximum number of Lolikit fanboys hovers around eight or nine. If he gets ~20E50 votes, voters are voting overtime (cheating, dynamic IPs, multiple computers and networks, personal armying, etc.) and he still loses to Hinano (who secured like, >9000 nominations). Equilibrium for the loliconomy is currently at forty tons of rage and zero votes, because a bit of rage is good and natural. If Lolikit becomes better-natured, the Votes Demanded curve may shift to the right, bringing votes up to potential.

Now that we’ve got THAT abomination out of the way, maybe we can all live happily ever after, in a sort of me = 40 tons of rage, you = subservient bitches kind of way.

Fuck voting.

I just want to be your friend.

it is moist & delicious meta

and it's not even a lie!

lolikitsune penned this last love song at 11:19 on April 27, 2008.

It's categorized as Commentary, Community, Meta-Anibloggery, and it's tagged over nine thousand things, including: abuse of abbreviation tags (17), anime blog awards (16), conspiracy (10), fuck x i want to y (3), graphs (15), hatred (14), jason (48), loliconomy, osu, owen (35), results, that (11), the ogre (6). What a slut.

At least it only has 22 comments and 2,120 views.

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At 11:25 am on April 27, 2008,
CJ-chi said:

I wanna be your friend too. *sniff*

And I don’t know why you’re so sure that Hinano’s gonna win. I like her tons and everything, but she’s not *that* funny.
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At 11:28 am on April 27, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

>>And I don‚Äôt know why you‚Äôre so sure that Hinano‚Äôs gonna win.

I said,
>>Hinano (who secured like, >9000 nominations)
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At 11:38 am on April 27, 2008,
Owen S said:

A bit of clarification is needed here. That funny taste in your water, it wasn’t me, alright? lk here thought it would be cute to use that as a red herring while my army of nanomachines slipped the real thing in your food.
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At 12:01 pm on April 27, 2008,
DS said:

You write a post like that and expect to NOT win votes for funniest blog? lol
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At 12:27 pm on April 27, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

Is everything I do futile?

Even the priest-off didn’t work… razorblades time.
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At 12:46 pm on April 27, 2008,
Os said:

FUCK GRAPHS, I WANT TO LIVE!

GO AYA-SAMA!
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At 1:27 pm on April 27, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

P.S. DS please learn to read. I cannot obtain votes for “funniest” blog because Miao beat me in the nominations process. I can, however, win votes for “best satire” and that makes me so fucking depressed.
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At 2:08 pm on April 27, 2008,
Hinano said:

*breaks the scouter with her right hand*
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At 2:26 pm on April 27, 2008,
Deranged said:

Oops… *thrust thorn in your side*
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At 2:59 pm on April 27, 2008,
Michael said:

This was the first thing I opened after I wake up, and if I didn’t have enough self-control I would have woken up my roommate. This is SO funny, I’m sniggering stupidly.

Oh, and the graphs are great. BTW, how do you do those mouse-overs, like in the DL Plan? Can you teach me?
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At 3:03 pm on April 27, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

I’d say something like lrn2viewsource or something but I’m in a good mood.

<abbr title=”the hover over text”>the normal text</abbr>
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At 3:57 pm on April 27, 2008,
Alar said:

My lolikit brings all the votes to the yard~
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At 4:06 pm on April 27, 2008,
Michael said:

And they’re like, it’s better than yours~

THERE WILL BE MILKSHAKES!
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At 8:24 pm on April 27, 2008,
Impz said:

If this is not a BLATANT advertising (Kagami tsundere style) campaign for Best Satire Blog (like slowpoke.jpg), I do not know what is. Oh well.

You are the man. or woman. or trap. or shota. Shota is good.
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At 6:10 am on April 28, 2008,
DrmChsr0 said:

LOLWUT
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At 6:37 am on April 28, 2008,
Michael said:

What is this blatant reverse psychology!?
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At 6:48 am on April 28, 2008,
lolikitsune said:

Reverse reverse meta psychology? Nothing new for notdotq.
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At 10:31 am on May 5, 2008,
MMMKMMMKMMMKMMMK said:

That’s right lolikit, nothing new happens here. Ever.
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