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so, as i pray...| Apr 27 2008 |
Vote Lolikit? No we can’t! |
It's categorized as Commentary, meta anibloggery.
It's tagged over nine thousand things, including: abuse of abbreviation tags • anime blog awards • baka-raptor • conspiracy • fuck x i want to y • graphs • hatred • heterochromia • hinano • jason • loliconomy • osu • owen • results • that • the ogre. What a slut.
At least it only has 22 comments and 945 views.
I feel really, really dirty right now because I just emulated Jason Miao.
So I just the other day made a post announcing my intention to run a rigorous campaign for the Anime Blog Awards. In case you’re all completely incompetent and unable to detect things like this, that post was a joke. YHBT etc. Do I actually want to run a campaign? Fuck no. I don’t have time or money for that shit. Do I actually want to win votes? NO.
Because see, I know.
I know that no one actually thinks this site is good in any way. I know that any vote for me is just a joke, a troll as it were. Every vote for me is a thorn in my side, put there to vex me. Anyone who votes for me—whether they know it or not—is only furthering the DL Plan.
And so I beseech you—those of you who didn’t realize that my last post was a joke—not to vote for me.
Yes, Hirano-fags, I will give you your weeaboo visual AIDs.
In the long run, Lolikit’s rage is independent of fluctuations in voting, and the maximum number of Lolikit fanboys hovers around eight or nine. If he gets ~20E50 votes, voters are voting overtime (cheating, dynamic IPs, multiple computers and networks, personal armying, etc.) and he still loses to Hinano (who secured like, >9000 nominations). Equilibrium for the loliconomy is currently at forty tons of rage and zero votes, because a bit of rage is good and natural. If Lolikit becomes better-natured, the Votes Demanded curve may shift to the right, bringing votes up to potential.
Now that we’ve got THAT abomination out of the way, maybe we can all live happily ever after, in a sort of me = 40 tons of rage, you = subservient bitches kind of way.
Fuck voting.
TrackBack URI Blog Responses (4)
- 4/27/08 Heterochromia - SCREW THIS (AND LOLIKIT), I’M MAKING MY OWN ABA’S!
- 4/28/08 THAT Animeblog - It’s time to make THAT decision. Vote for THAT.
- 4/28/08 notdotq of the rebellion » About 100 Tons of Rage
- 1/4/09 And so it begins… « notdotq
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I wanna be your friend too. *sniff*
And I don’t know why you’re so sure that Hinano’s gonna win. I like her tons and everything, but she’s not *that* funny.
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>>And I don’t know why you’re so sure that Hinano’s gonna win.
I said,
>>Hinano (who secured like, >9000 nominations)Replylolikitsune — 4/27/08 @ 11:28 am | #Link
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A bit of clarification is needed here. That funny taste in your water, it wasn’t me, alright? lk here thought it would be cute to use that as a red herring while my army of nanomachines slipped the real thing in your food.
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You write a post like that and expect to NOT win votes for funniest blog? lol
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Is everything I do futile?
Even the priest-off didn’t work… razorblades time.
Replylolikitsune — 4/27/08 @ 12:27 pm | #Link
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FUCK GRAPHS, I WANT TO LIVE!
GO AYA-SAMA!
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P.S. DS please learn to read. I cannot obtain votes for “funniest” blog because Miao beat me in the nominations process. I can, however, win votes for “best satire” and that makes me so fucking depressed.
Replylolikitsune — 4/27/08 @ 1:27 pm | #Link
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*breaks the scouter with her right hand*
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Oops… *thrust thorn in your side*
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This was the first thing I opened after I wake up, and if I didn’t have enough self-control I would have woken up my roommate. This is SO funny, I’m sniggering stupidly.
Oh, and the graphs are great. BTW, how do you do those mouse-overs, like in the DL Plan? Can you teach me?
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I’d say something like lrn2viewsource or something but I’m in a good mood.
<abbr title=”the hover over text”>the normal text</abbr>
Replylolikitsune — 4/27/08 @ 3:03 pm | #Link
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My lolikit brings all the votes to the yard~
ReplyAlar — 4/27/08 @ 3:57 pm | #Link
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And they’re like, it’s better than yours~
THERE WILL BE MILKSHAKES!
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If this is not a BLATANT advertising (Kagami tsundere style) campaign for Best Satire Blog (like slowpoke.jpg), I do not know what is. Oh well.
You are the man. or woman. or trap. or shota. Shota is good.
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LOLWUT
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What is this blatant reverse psychology!?
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Reverse reverse meta psychology? Nothing new for notdotq.
Replylolikitsune — 4/28/08 @ 6:48 am | #Link
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That’s right lolikit, nothing new happens here. Ever.
ReplyMMMKMMMKMMMKMMMK — 5/5/08 @ 10:31 am | #Link
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