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so, as i pray...| Apr 25 2008 |
That time of life again; lolikit needs answers |
It's categorized as 15 questions.
It's tagged over nine thousand things, including: abc • anime blog awards • are you sad • aria • crotch zombie • faggerism • fatal flaw • forumwarz • jason • kamen no maid guy • king david • our lady peace • owen • sayonara zetsubou sensei • suicide note • the bible • the origination • ugly duckling • war on scientology. What a slut.
At least it only has 15 comments and 399 views.
I did it once, I did it twice, and yes, I’m doing it a third time. Having fallen into despair, I require the answers to all my problems. And so: fifteen questions.
1. I shouldn’t be doing my homework right now… should I?
2. Do you have any bread or supplies or swords for my men?
3. Why do all anibloggers dislike lolikit?
4. Who runs the ABC?
5. Why is Kamen no Maid Guy so fucking good?
6. How can Crotch Zombie rock so hard?
7. If you could entrust your future to five animebloggers, who would they be and how would you make them cooperate?
8. Will I ever meet Jason Miao face to face?
9. What is the fatal flaw in the Anime Blog Awards that allowed me to secure a top-five-in-category slot?
10. What is the fatal flaw in my self-esteem that allowed me to ask #9?
11. Does Owen hate me furrealz?
12. Am I sad? Am I holding myself? Am I locked in my room? Should I not be sad?
13. Will Aria the Origination ever be fansubbed past Episode 9?
14. Can this video about Scientology please be getting lots of smurfs favorites?
15. Will the namefaggeristic nature of anti-anon pro-pseudonymous-e-peen emo attention whore anibloggers be my downfall or will it just be funny?
Please, answers required immediately. I’ve got the rope fastened to the ceiling already.
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The Trap of Knowledgethere is, in fact, a penis on this oneCommunity Vitriolyep, these are my readers
Friend or Foe?suzakus to my lelouch
My Credentialsi'm going to save the world?
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Night Switchweb serial starring anibloggers
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myanimelist.neti could make a graph with this data
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1. Yes.
2. No.
3. Because you touch your Konata dakimakura at night in her no-no spot.
4. Everyone and no one.
5. It isn’t. Kanokon > To Love Ru > Kamen no Maid Guy.
6. It doesn’t. Stop being delusional.
7. The only animeblogger I trust with my future is myself.
8. Yes, and your bodies will be found mutilated beyond recognition.
9. None, the system is flawless. You will be handed a crushing defeat.
10. Everything and nothing.
11. idk, my bff jill?
12. QQ more.
13. Never. Kill yourself now.
14. I don’t care.
15. Funny. As long as I’m there to troll them.
Owen S — 4/25/08 @ 9:56 am | #Link
Fixed
Kabitzin — 4/25/08 @ 10:13 am | #Link
> 3. Why do all anibloggers dislike lolikit?
Because you have this post tagged under “crotch zombie.” That, good sir, is an absolute insult to all the hardworking and enlightened crotch zombies out there in the world.
nckl — 4/25/08 @ 10:14 am | #Link
Do your homework, Boi!
Now, is 4-Chan safe to return to yet?
Teeif — 4/25/08 @ 2:09 pm | #Link
In before fuck college I want to live.
jpmeyer — 4/25/08 @ 3:44 pm | #Link
Wow, Owen and nckl totally fail. Crotch Zombie.
<3 Dr. JP
lolikitsune — 4/25/08 @ 4:14 pm | #Link
1. Yes
2. Enough bread for one.
3. I don’t.
4. A Tsundere
5. No clue.
6. Because zombie crotches can’t get women pregnant. At least, I don’t think they can.
7. Owen, JP, Hemisphere, dovac, and Jeff. No way in hell am I writing you in there.
8. I doubt you’d want to.
9. There isn’t.
10. You’re lolikit.
11. Maybe.
12. No, you should be slitting your wrists with a box cutter and then drinking the blood while you listen to “In the End”.
13. Never watched it.
14. No.
15. Neither.
Zeroblade — 4/25/08 @ 5:25 pm | #Link
You dont learn. I wont answer a single question until I see moar graphs.
Os — 4/25/08 @ 5:47 pm | #Link
> Wow, Owen and nckl totally fail.
I’m sorry. :( I’ll never show my face here again. ;_;
nckl — 4/25/08 @ 6:00 pm | #Link
Clever answers as usual, Zeroblade.
…
Yeah.
lolikitsune — 4/26/08 @ 1:08 am | #Link
1. NO YOU SHOULDN’T T_T
2. No, but I have Pocky and Cheese-kun plushies.
3. Trick question. THEY DON’T. T_T
4. A glompable 15-year-old. /sarc
5. I dunno.
6. Because zombies are dead sexy.
7. You, Crisu, Hinano, DS, and Shin. I’d threaten them with yaoi (though that wouldn’t work on Hinano, now would it?)
8. For his safety’s sake, I hope not.
9. Is the fact that we like you FLAWED? :(
10. Use DA FORCE to judge that one for yourself, young Lolikit.
11. I dunno, prolly not.
12. … you shouldn’t be sad. There is anime left in the world; therefore you shouldn’t be sad. Have some Pocky.
13. I hope so. Prolly.
14. Sure.
15. It’s just be funny. Trust me on this one.
g2g, NASCAR race @ Talladega is starting.
CJ-chi — 4/27/08 @ 11:06 am | #Link
Can’t touch this.
lolikitsune — 4/27/08 @ 1:35 pm | #Link
Well YOUR emoness certainly went out the window. Or was that sarcasm?
CJ — 4/27/08 @ 2:22 pm | #Link
“What’s sarcasm?”
lolikitsune — 4/27/08 @ 3:12 pm | #Link
“What’s emoness?”
MMMKMMMKMMMKMMMK — 5/5/08 @ 10:32 am | #Link