That time of life again; lolikit needs answers
I did it once, I did it twice, and yes, I’m doing it a third time. Having fallen into despair, I require the answers to all my problems. And so: fifteen questions.
1. I shouldn’t be doing my homework right now… should I?
2. Do you have any bread or supplies or swords for my men?
3. Why do all anibloggers dislike lolikit?
4. Who runs the ABC?
5. Why is Kamen no Maid Guy so fucking good?
6. How can Crotch Zombie rock so hard?
7. If you could entrust your future to five animebloggers, who would they be and how would you make them cooperate?
8. Will I ever meet Jason Miao face to face?
9. What is the fatal flaw in the Anime Blog Awards that allowed me to secure a top-five-in-category slot?
10. What is the fatal flaw in my self-esteem that allowed me to ask #9?
11. Does Owen hate me furrealz?
12. Am I sad? Am I holding myself? Am I locked in my room? Should I not be sad?
13. Will Aria the Origination ever be fansubbed past Episode 9?
14. Can this video about Scientology please be getting lots of smurfs favorites?
15. Will the namefaggeristic nature of anti-anon pro-pseudonymous-e-peen emo attention whore anibloggers be my downfall or will it just be funny?
Please, answers required immediately. I’ve got the rope fastened to the ceiling already.
Owen S 9:56 am on April 25, 2008 Permalink |
1. Yes.
2. No.
3. Because you touch your Konata dakimakura at night in her no-no spot.
4. Everyone and no one.
5. It isn’t. Kanokon > To Love Ru > Kamen no Maid Guy.
6. It doesn’t. Stop being delusional.
7. The only animeblogger I trust with my future is myself.
8. Yes, and your bodies will be found mutilated beyond recognition.
9. None, the system is flawless. You will be handed a crushing defeat.
10. Everything and nothing.
11. idk, my bff jill?
12. QQ more.
13. Never. Kill yourself now.
14. I don’t care.
15. Funny. As long as I’m there to troll them.
Kabitzin 10:13 am on April 25, 2008 Permalink |
Fixed
nckl 10:14 am on April 25, 2008 Permalink |
> 3. Why do all anibloggers dislike lolikit?
Because you have this post tagged under “crotch zombie.” That, good sir, is an absolute insult to all the hardworking and enlightened crotch zombies out there in the world.
Teeif 2:09 pm on April 25, 2008 Permalink |
Do your homework, Boi!
Now, is 4-Chan safe to return to yet?
jpmeyer 3:44 pm on April 25, 2008 Permalink |
In before fuck college I want to live.
lolikitsune 4:14 pm on April 25, 2008 Permalink |
Wow, Owen and nckl totally fail. Crotch Zombie.
<3 Dr. JP
Zeroblade 5:25 pm on April 25, 2008 Permalink |
1. Yes
2. Enough bread for one.
3. I don’t.
4. A Tsundere
5. No clue.
6. Because zombie crotches can’t get women pregnant. At least, I don’t think they can.
7. Owen, JP, Hemisphere, dovac, and Jeff. No way in hell am I writing you in there.
8. I doubt you’d want to.
9. There isn’t.
10. You’re lolikit.
11. Maybe.
12. No, you should be slitting your wrists with a box cutter and then drinking the blood while you listen to “In the End”.
13. Never watched it.
14. No.
15. Neither.
Os 5:47 pm on April 25, 2008 Permalink |
You dont learn. I wont answer a single question until I see moar graphs.
nckl 6:00 pm on April 25, 2008 Permalink |
> Wow, Owen and nckl totally fail.
I’m sorry. :( I’ll never show my face here again. ;_;
lolikitsune 1:08 am on April 26, 2008 Permalink |
Clever answers as usual, Zeroblade.
…
Yeah.
CJ-chi 11:06 am on April 27, 2008 Permalink |
1. NO YOU SHOULDN’T T_T
2. No, but I have Pocky and Cheese-kun plushies.
3. Trick question. THEY DON’T. T_T
4. A glompable 15-year-old. /sarc
5. I dunno.
6. Because zombies are dead sexy.
7. You, Crisu, Hinano, DS, and Shin. I’d threaten them with yaoi (though that wouldn’t work on Hinano, now would it?)
8. For his safety’s sake, I hope not.
9. Is the fact that we like you FLAWED? :(
10. Use DA FORCE to judge that one for yourself, young Lolikit.
11. I dunno, prolly not.
12. … you shouldn’t be sad. There is anime left in the world; therefore you shouldn’t be sad. Have some Pocky.
13. I hope so. Prolly.
14. Sure.
15. It’s just be funny. Trust me on this one.
g2g, NASCAR race @ Talladega is starting.
lolikitsune 1:35 pm on April 27, 2008 Permalink |
Can’t touch this.
CJ 2:22 pm on April 27, 2008 Permalink |
Well YOUR emoness certainly went out the window. Or was that sarcasm?
lolikitsune 3:12 pm on April 27, 2008 Permalink |
“What’s sarcasm?”
MMMKMMMKMMMKMMMK 10:32 am on May 5, 2008 Permalink |
“What’s emoness?”