One to Five: when it comes to crap, quantity loses
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On the left we have moggling and on the right we have Anime on My Mind Derailed by Darry.
I’m actually a huge fan of moggling, at least in concept. Maybe I’ve been absent from a lot in the ten months, but “image blog” seems kinda cool. Unfortunately for moggling, the writer isn’t very funny. And, as the About page claims, “moggling is an anime image blog featuring only the best kawaii pics.” Long-time notdotq readers should immediately discern my position on the blog’s worth, but…
… like I said, I’ve been away for a while. So I’ll make myself very clear:
Lucky Star = GARBAGE DAAAAAAAAY
moggling had a huge advantage going into this known as NOT BEING JASON MIAO. Jason Miao is fail. I don’t care if you voted “gtfo noob” in the sidebar poll, you know that lolikitsune haet Jason.
moggling squandered this advantage by devoting itself to “kawaii.”
Fortunately for moggling, its ATTACK CHANCE came this evening with Jason Miao’s latest misguided post. Specifically, this post, one of his famous line of “five images” posts. Sometimes these “five images” posts manage to be amusing. Or hot. One or the other. But not this time—oh no.
This particular “five images” post is a lie (reg.co does not fap it; plan not approved; op needs to be saged more; investigate more gore; send more lulzcows). There are in fact six images. The “rule 34 on” in these images is fairly blatant (even I can decode it and I’m only a semi-hazardous troll at OT-2). The encoded message is: Jason has a lez fetish. In addition to that, there are subliminal messages of “gender-bending Haruhi is ALMOST AS GOOD AS HARUHI” and “Kotomi-chan is isn’t an annoying shit.”
Given that Jason’s post title was a lie, and that his images are of the same caliber as the Lucky Star Water Gun Fight, we proceed into the final phase of this debacle of a post (for which I apologize to the entire aniblogosphere—lknight made me do it): the judging.
moggling has terrible one-image posts: -100 points.
Jason has terrible dishonest six-image posts: -700 points.
The winner of this contest? moggling. I think the moral here is that Jason needs to secure his Guy Fawkes mask. His looseness about “five (…or six…) images” is very similar to Anonymous looseness regarding “the 4th (…or 5th…) Marcabian Invasion Fleet.” Namefaggerisms shall ensue.
Alar 10:07 pm on March 29, 2008 Permalink |
HOW FUCKING NOT DOTQ ARE WE THIS TIME?
lolikitsune 10:56 pm on March 29, 2008 Permalink |
Pretty fucking not dotq.
Seth 8:06 am on March 30, 2008 Permalink |
*clears throat*
At first I was afraid, I was petrifiiiiiiiiiiiied.
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.
But I spent so many nights thinking how ya did me wrong.
I grew strooooong.
I learned how to carry onnnn.
And so you’re back
From outer space.
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.
I should have changed my stupid lock.
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second you’d be back to bother me
DrmChsr0 12:13 pm on March 30, 2008 Permalink |
Tripfags lolikit.
They are known as tripfags.