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your thoughts have summoned this post from hell so, as i pray... Home > Archives > 2007 > May > 10 15 Questions (before I die)I once asked fifteen questions of my readers, back when I was in Copenhagen around the birth of ANO. That was a good time- I was watching insane amounts of bad anime, not sleeping, blogging Strawberry Panic, and Dr. Japes was still around the IRC channel. Tomorrow, I take my US History AP test, and, while I promised myself (and my friends, and my family) that I would get a 5, I’m finally starting to get a little nervous… I feel the need to know more about the world before I die, so I hope that you can all answer these questions intelligently and completely. Owen, Michael, I’m primarily looking at you. 1. was I wrong to establish myself as a troll in my post-retirement blogging stage? 2. who would win in a fight, Drm’s penis or my ass? Consider advantages either of these may have, such as opposable thumbs or heatvision. 3. am I male or female? No “internets” answers please. 4. how old am I? Answer in anime-related terms. 5. does Os love the ogre more than me? 6. what’s the first association you have when you think of me, or this blog, etc.? 7. is Owen the approved successor to Dr. Japes’ position as “most intelligent and incisive anime blog” ? 8. why is it that, while both are the epitome of fanboyism, Jeff > Jason? 9. have you ever used the phrase “hard yuri” or have you ever cannibalized my “yfr” acronym to mean “yaoi flute rape”? And, if yes, why don’t you wake up every morning wondering what a fucking moron you are? And, if you do, why haven’t you killed yourself yet? 10. even though roreee is “my” “moe sound,” I still say “gao” all the time (out loud, to other people). WHy is this? 11. Triple V or Triple A? Lack of bad pseudo-yuri anime or nation-wide depression? 12. Does anyone think I haven’t watched Last Exile, H&C, etc.? 13. From which end do you start eating … loliyuri ice cream…? >_> 14. Is there going to be a Black Lagoon s3? Will it be a better or worse sequel to BL s2 than Da Capo Second Season was to DC? Also, won’t DC II anime just blow? 15. Wrath of God or Damnation? (Also, fuck dying. I want to live.) |
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TheBigN said:
1. I never really like trolls for the sake of being trolls, and it didn’t seem like you do that from what I’ve seen, so for now I have no problem with it. :P
2. Drm’s penis. It’s more crazy than your ass and probably much harder to handle.
3. I always had you pegged as a male. Am I wrong here?
4. You are actually 17 years old, but look like you’re 8.
5. I thought you had already established that Os loves you more. Do you need to talk to him again about this?
6. I first found you by YFR, and that’s sorta what I still remember you by. Go fig.
7. I’d like to think that omo holds that category currently, but it’s something I’m also trying to strive for, but I guess I need to be more esoteric about it. :/
8. Jeff doesn’t try to be a dick and never comes off as being one, while Jason does in both respects. Several thousand points go to Jeff.
9.No, and the thought never crossed my mind until now. :/
10. Because you want people to smack/cut you?
11. I’ll go with what I know, so Triple A. Lack of bad pseudo-yuri anime. Depressions suck, and I can live without my yuri subtext. ;_;
12. Don’t you well enough to care about what you watch. What you think about what you watch is what I care about. :P
13. Obviously from the bottom up.
14. On DC, no comment since I haven’t watched it. I do hope that there is a Black Lagoon Season 3, and that it won’t suck at all.
15. Don’t both go hand in hand?
Shirukii said:
1. No, but only because I can’t imagine you any other way :3
2. Your ass, it has the potential for higher inertial energy.
3. Male, because I’ve never met a female with such strong cynicism.
4. Over 9000?
5. Ogre
6. Flutes
8. Because Jason
Shirukii said:
Damnit, cut off by the less than sign
1. No, but only because I can’t imagine you any other way :3
2. Your ass, it has the potential for higher inertial energy.
3. Male, because I’ve never met a female with such strong cynicism.
4. Over 9000?
5. Ogre
6. Flutes
8. Because Jason *less than sign* all?
9. No.
10. Because you can’t bring yourself to use uguu~?
11. Triple A. Nation-wide depression, we’re about 1/3rd the way there anyways.
12. No?
13. The bottom.
14. I hope so. Probably not. I have high hopes for DCII
15. Pretty much the same thing, but I’ll go with the former, since there’s a chance for redemption afterwards.
lolikitsune said:
Seemed to me like TheBigN got the Triple A reference. Shirukii, are you even American? Anyway, the fact that I am YFR to you guys makes me smile.
Shirukii said:
Riiiight, internets, diversity, etc. No, I’m Canadian.
jpmeyer said:
Wrath of God. There aren’t really any good black decks in Standard right now.
lolikitsune said:
>>Wrath of God. There aren’t really any good black decks in Standard right now.
I’m almost crying tears of joy, Japes, for various reasons.
Owen S said:
1. No, it put the “kit” in lolikit.
2. A long, drawn-out battle, with no decisive winner.
3. Male aspiring to the female aesthetic.
4. Old enough to go “oneechan!” without getting a punch in the face from female on receiving end.
5. i dunno, lol
6. Makoto, as in the first Kanon haremette to be eliminated
7. JP is kind of like my idol (in before “that’s kind of like a rape”, and “you’re kind of like my older brother”), so I’ll consider myself worthy of him when I can spin topics like “Relating Emma to Victorian sub-culture” and “Nabokov’s contribution to the lolicon phenomenon”.
8. ZA WAARUDO > Jason is why?
9. Yes to “hard yuri”, no to the rest.
10. YOU’RE UNDER THE CURSE, QUICK, FIND A GIRL YOU CAN BEFRIEND THE SHIT OUT OF.
11. lol i dunno either
12. You haven’t watched anything that matters (like Haruhi), obviously not!
13. The wetter side.
14. Didn’t watch BL, don’t care. Also, I heard Da Capo was bad, and this came from a guy who lives breathes eats eroges.
15. Wrath of God, but the last time I played was the Invasion/Odyssey blocks so yeah.
lolikitsune said:
I see Owen is the kind of guy who at least knows MtG references when he sees them. Unfortunately, he’s not well-versed in US History. And isn’t appropriately disgusted with Karura’s “hard yuri.” The Wesnoth-failing bitch must die!!
Anonymous said:
As a regular here, I feel compelled to answer your silly questions:
1. No.
2. Drm’s penis obviously because YOUR ASSHOLE LACKS BOTH STRENGTH AND DISCIPLINE.
3. Male. Dangerously close to crossdressing in order to get some.
4. (´・ω・)つ kneading delicious male jailbait. What? Not animu enough? TOO BAD.
5. Yes.
6. Social experiment.
7. No, they’re on different, self-excluding vectors of a internet graphic.
8. I asked myself that question and I don’t know the answer.
9. No.
10. Because you unconscious mind is an Air fanboy.
11. Triple A.
12. I don’t know, I don’t stalk you THAT much.
13. The top. Yes, I’m a rebel.
14. Probably. Same quality. Of course it will suck.
15. Same shit, different color.
DiGiKerot said:
1. It made me laugh, so no.
2. In the words of Team America, dicks fuck asses.
3. Male – you’d need a “huge me, I’m shotacon” t-shirt otherwise.
4. Young enough that you’d need a disclaimer if you were in an eroge?
5. Has the ogre been in a shojou anime?
6. KnM
7. Pass, for some reason I’ve never actually read Owens blog. Too clever for me, I think, or that I just hadn’t noticed it.
8. Jeff doesn’t do posts about how Western fandom sucks because they don’t draw pointless graphs?
9. Errr, no I haven’t.
10. You can’t resist the urge to make fanboyish references the people around you won’t get. It fuels the sense of nerdish superiority.
11. Errr, no idea. TripleA because its an anime blog/blogger?
12. Given the amount of shite you were watching last summer, I presume you’ve seen pretty much everything between 2002 and 2006…
13. In the middle?
14. Don’t know, and don’t really care at this point.
15. I’m guessing this is some kind of Magic The Gathering reference or something?
lolikitsune said:
>>11. Errr, no idea. TripleA because its an anime blog/blogger?
Wrong!!
TheBigN said:
And I so failed (or maybe succeed) on 15 by not immediately catching the reference there. :3
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