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your thoughts have summoned this post from hell so, as i pray... Home > Archives > 2007 > April > 06 Loli vs. MILF – i has a answer
While some people, namely myself, are constantly worried about such things as the next episode of some crap anime I’m blogging, others are concerned with more meaningful things. Like sex. Or, in the cases of some, eggs. Many in our beloved community spend time browsing sites like the late cardboard box. There are some images that appeal to the individual and some that disgust him. Take Sentinel, for example. One day he’s browsing Danbooru, surfing the “manko” tag (which is no more, sadly) and sees an image of Minase Akiko revealing it all. He drools a little from the mouth, being an avid fan of MILF, and clicks on the next thumbnail without thinking. “Oh shit,” he cries inside, seeing the next image, “I didn’t want this jailbait shit.” Yes, he his cursor hovers over the sopping clit of none other than Louise (you know, that bitchy wannabe witch person). He didn’t want this; no one wanted this. He now has an image of a naked loli on his monitor. The man, being a fan of MILF, is dismayed. There it is before him, lolimanko. He shudders as he tries to close his browser, to no avail. His hand is twitching on his mouse. He rolls his chair back from his desk, breathes one final “oh shit” and is silent. This, my friends, is an over-dramatized show of why MILF lovers and lolicons can’t get along. They flood eachother’s worlds with their own retarded fetishistic shit, caring about nothing but their own aesthetics and striking zones. This post exists to provide a solution to the problem, to find some plane in which lolicons and MILF fans can coexist, much like fish and people (thank you, Mr. Bush). That plane, I believe, is pantsu. Pantsu is eternal. Pantsu is infinite. Anything could be behind pantsu. Even a dick. And that’s what so awesome about pantsu! They could conceal anything from the genitals of a futa to young pubes to a woman’s manko. Put pantsu on something, and disputes over MILF and loli disappear. Even traps are hot in pantsu! Pantsu are the ultimate equalizer. So here’s what I propose: No more manko. Pantsu forever! Of course, with characters like Fate and Nanoha who transcend the milf/loli debate by being incredibly hot at every stage of their lives, such measures are not needed. |
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DrmChsr0 said:
LAWL
sentinel011 said:
I HATE FLAT SURFACES D=
TheBigN said:
Expand on this theory please. :3
Lainforce said:
There will never be a bridge between them. It is a boundary of age that transcends all else.
lolikitsune said:
Shut up, Lain. Your yaoi urges will never by sated by manko, old or young, pantsu-covered or otherwise. :3
Ravage said:
Both loli’s and MILF’s are fine in my book.
Why can’t we all just get along and fanboy over both things at the same tine? :(
I know I do. ;)
Anonymous said:
>Why can’t we all just get along and fanboy over both things at the same tine?
That we like the same shit doesn’t mean that I have to tolerate you unless you give me very good reasons unrelated to fetishes. Also, Lain needs a hard, fast cockslap.
Tsubaki said:
Legendary post +1
lolikappa said:
TRUE LOVE OVERRULES ALL BOUNDARIES
AGE
GENDER
PENIS
WILLINGNESS
_lolikappa
Spiritsnare said:
I AGREE
Alar said:
gao~
Delicious Flat Chest said:
I love flat surfaces.
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