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your thoughts have summoned this post from hell so, as i pray... Home > Archives > 2007 > March > 23 Kyousora – STUNNING FACTS! AMAZING DISCOVERY!!!This one’s a bit of a shocker, so make sure you’re not standing/eating/drinking/wearing pants as you click that “continue” link… Drumroll, please?
There are some people who like this show. One of my good internet friends, the webmistress over at Again Tomorrow?. One of those noob anime bloggers, Shadro. Numerous other people as well. This is like Highschool of the Fucking Dead, except instead of zombies, you have people who like shitty anime, and instead of a harem of hot girls, all I have are my trolling powers! Now, because I need to start the good fight somewhere, and because Again Tomorrow? is my friend, I’m going to have to start a war with that noob anime blogger. First, let’s check the basics: he doesn’t list me on his blogroll? Excellent. He’s not two weeks into blogging (I don’t want to pull another YY maneuver)? Excellent. And now to mercilessly beat the poor guy to a pulp. Lolikit Presents…
Gee I wonder why. Maybe because it’s forgettable? Naw, that can’t be it. I for one won’t forget how bad it is so easily. Then why indeed…
This is episode 6 he’s talking about. The one I didn’t even bother blogging about because it was so shitty? Remember, fucking horse excrement? It’s like, the episode in which they try to pull that Evangelion/Mai-HiME/Kiddy Grade/Lain “what if this was the way things were?” shit, only to rub it in your face that they in fact are incapable of executing powerful show mechanisms like that. It’s like, the episode where Kuu dreams that everything is fake, and then sees herself getting impaled by Kyoushiro (lol, Kyousora.com content coming up on that right thurr!!) only to actually not be dead, or even harmed in the slightest. Also, Kozue doesn’t make her grand comeback, existing only in Kuu’s mind. Maybe Kuu should become the database for Pandora…? Zawmphgue, Interlude/Zegapain references.
I’m with him up through here…
… but how did he arrive at THAT conclusion, out of all the possibilities? Listen up, kids. There’s ONE anime in which “basically drug trip” worked, and that was Spring and Chaos. No, Paranoia Agent DID NOT WORK. No, the first half of this episode was not awesome. It was like “let’s beat the audience over the head with the fact that we suck. Again. And again. And again. But let’s work some of the most minimalistic pseudo-intelligence into this so that all those poor fuckers out there who like shows like Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu and Paranoia Agent think that this episode is totally kickass!!” It’s not even pandering to the otaku fap-dom. It’s insulting the intelligence of EVERYONE WHO CONSUMES ANIME.
Warning! Warning! When things don’t make “real sense” it’s not that you can’t comprehend them! It’s that they’re incomprehensible!
Woot accomplishing nothing. You know what I’ll change my mind. This was the best half-episode of all of Kyousora, because NOTHING HAPPENED, and when NOTHING HAPPENS, that means NOTHING SHITTY IS HAPPENING, right?
Vader: “Luke! The fight parts were crazy with you.” Not very convincing is it? Yeah? Bonus points to anyone who catches the reference. And no, it’s not Star Wars, you bloody morons.
Hey, I never knew. I guess that if you’re the kind of person who goes “oooo shiny” (except in the touched sense, not the comedic sense) then yes, THREE shiny things will REALLY make you go “oooo!!” … Mechs have always been selling points for some anime, but Kyousora of all shows really doesn’t do a grand job of making use of its mech. Evangelion showed us the way much like how Sagara taught his rugby team to “Kill! Kill! Kill!”—it demonstrated optimal use of a strategy. Mech can be used to alleviate physical woes from the human cast, giving them time to sulk around and contemplate the meaning of life (hence awesome emo existentialist anime like Zegapain). In Kyousora? All the main character contemplates is how to get her clothes dirty next. Those shiny things fighting? As Nayuki would say, “ima ga nai yo, Yuuichi~”
Oh? How did you notice? I thought the hot mechxmech action had you completely absorbed?
Bitch please. I was making guesses from episode one. Also stop fucking contradicting yourself. If you’re going to say you like shitty anime, at least take a solid stance on it so that intelligent people like myself can attack you coherently! Either it keeps you guessing or it keeps you from guessing, make up your damn mind.
Yeah. You should have watched it sooner, in hopes that your suffering be done.
Believe it or not, from episode 6, it manages to get worse! Look forward to it! Speaking of looking forward to shit, is there or isn’t there going to be Haruhi S2? I really hope there isn’t, but if there is, I can sit back and laugh at all you losers watching (and enjoying!!) it!
Believe it or not, from episode 6, it manages to get worse! Look forward to it! Also it should be noted that this guy uses fewer screenshots than I do. His post has 3… my average Kyousora post has 20. I’m the king of minimalist blogging and lack of images; I’m the one to whom you say “tl;dr” as you glance over my 5000-word expositions on the existence or lack thereof of Killer Lolis in Higurashi no Naku Koro ni. And this noob trumped me? Fuuuuuuuuuck. A noob trumps a normal guy, it’s embarrassing. A noob trumps a lolicon, that’s the end of his life! |
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Anga said:
That was kind of… cruel. (Although you are probably right with those comments…)
TedFox said:
Cruel. But you’re probably going to drive him lots of traffic. haha
Kyousora is just a show to watch was its mix of junk. You might like it, you might not, but you can’t call it anything else.
lolikitsune said:
>>But you’re probably going to drive him lots of traffic. haha
Nah, I don’t get much traffic myself, so there’s not a whole lot to pass on.
KY said:
Y’know, you bash on him for being a blogging n00b, yet only a TRUE NERD sits down and rips animes apart, especially in such a snobby way. None of that was funny, entertaining, or made sense. It was pointless and only proves further that you’re a total asshole.
You strike me as a snotty anime ‘elitist’ snob who thinks he’s better than everyone else, and has to rip apart another blogger’s post to feel better about his blog not getting much attention. (Your reply “Nah, I don‚Äôt get much traffic myself, so there‚Äôs not a whole lot to pass on.” confirms the latter pretty well.)
Seriously, get over yourself. It’s not cool to bash other people to hell, you just come off as a huge douche. Go get laid and get a life.
Also, if you decide to come hunt me down, I’m fine with you trying to rip me apart, too. What is there to get? Just my DA, Gaia, and Youtube, and I’m no “n00b” to any of those. Plus, what can you rip apart from those?
“Shez a internetz n00b who cant draww or make amvs butt spends allll her tyme doin it”
Yeah, and you have no proof of this. I’ve been using the internet since I was LITTLE, and I know I’ve improved on what I do. If you only sit there and try to find out all you can about me to bash and complain aboiut in a mornic, nonsensical way, that really says the same thing about you; that you’re a “n00b”.
It’s so cool to rip on Shadro without knowing anything about him. He’s a much cooler blogger than you’ll ever be.
Peace.
– KY
lolikitsune said:
What can I say, I do it because I touch myself at night.
(sidenote‚ÄîI wonder how many times I need to do this dance before all you people out there figure out that notdotq. is. not. serious. If people take offense at entries such as these, that’s merely further evidence that I’m right. If they take offense, that’s proof that they feel inadequate. Jokes are jokes, trolling is trolling, and I really hate explaining myself so this is the last time I do it. Bitch.)
KY said:
Ripping on someone isn’t a joke, but whatever you say, asshole. :|
lolikitsune said:
>>You strike me as a snotty anime ‘elitist’ snob who thinks he’s better than everyone else
If you’ve read any of my posts that reference Jason Miao, you’d know that I have one mean inferiority complex.
>>and has to rip apart another blogger’s post to feel better about his blog not getting much attention. (Your reply “Nah, I don’t get much traffic myself, so there’s not a whole lot to pass on." confirms the latter pretty well.)
You hit the spot there. But hey, anime bloggers are competitive attention-whoring bitches. I’m just thinking, maybe I should pick on people who I know, like the more “established” anime bloggers from ANO’s early days. They seem to find this blog inoffensive and my bashings fun; while I like giving MY attention to more than just 20 odd people, I can confine myself if the rest of the world hates me.
KY… maybe you’re friends with Shadro, or something, and maybe you took offense on his behalf. Maybe you’re just standing up to me because you’re convinced that I’m an elitist anime blogging snob, as you so succinctly put it. Either way, I’d say you’re over-reacting… if you wanted to reply to this post in an extremist fashion (hell, bring on DA submissions and YT vids) I’d be touched, honored, etc. etc. I like playing this game. But when you post a comment like the fourth one on this post, what am I to do other than feel a little dead inside?
Good job, knight. You made me cry.
If things are gonna be all DRAMA like this, I guess I could hope that I made Shadro cry, too. T_T
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Rosie said:
Haha…I lol’d.
I’m freinds with a famous person.
Shadr0 4 prez, yo.
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KY said:
>>KY… maybe you’re friends with Shadro, or something, and maybe you took offense on his behalf. Maybe you’re just standing up to me because you’re convinced that I’m an elitist anime blogging snob, as you so succinctly put it. Either way, I’d say you’re over-reacting… if you wanted to reply to this post in an extremist fashion (hell, bring on DA submissions and YT vids) I’d be touched, honored, etc. etc. I like playing this game. But when you post a comment like the fourth one on this post, what am I to do other than feel a little dead inside?
I AM friends with him, I just wanted to get a point across. He didn’t really take offense at it, but I sort of felt the need to tell you that this just isn’t cool.
Though I feel that all that YT and DA bash cult stuff is stupid and immature, and what’s here should stay here. Anyways, I’m going to put this behind me, because I’ve said what I felt needed to be said earlier, and it’s not bothering me anymore.
skmajeh said:
Wow, I loled alot at this, it was a serious lift-me-up since he forgot to get me episodes 25 plus of negima. I had alot of fun reading that post.
Mitsuki said:
Scuse me for liking some shitty anime if that’s what you think- maybe other people have different taste to you?
And man, I know this is your opinion, but mine is like “OMG I WANT MORE KYOSHIRO!!!1!!!!!1! SEREIS TWO PLZ MAN!1″
TheChichiSlaughterHouse said:
LOL. I actually…really liked this series…XD (Setsuna for the win! Almost everyone else can go to hell) And I was mildly offended for like…3 seconds. After that, I lol’ed.
You’re really funny dude XD
P.S. Nerds are cool.
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