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so, as i pray...| Feb 21 2007 |
Chess with a prime Asian Loli |
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I am a lolicon. That is, I am a con-man who enjoys lollipops.
Yestereve, for whatever reason, I ended up playing chess with this little Asian girl. She couldn’t have been more than six or seven; she was absolutely tiny and her speech wasn’t that of someone who’s been in school an awful long time. I would be more specific on things like setting and occasion, but I risk giving away who I am—or worse yet, who my onii-sama is—by doing so.
Thusly, for now, just imagine the LK you know and hate/love/disregard, playing chess at some undisclosed location with this tiny little Asian girl.
No, I didn’t do anything bad to her.
However, I did absolutely crush her. I took almost every single piece of hers. It was orgasmic. Not as orgasmic as Skyping with Pip, mind you, but orgasmic is orgasmic. I considered writing more self-fic for Kyousora.com, but then I realized that this was a real little girl and that would just be wrong. Never mind that bishops are awfully phallic, and that chess boards can double as very effective gags. No, I’ve never thought this through. No, I’ve never pondered raping anyone.
Er…
I raped her. On the board. That is to say I swooped in and annihilated her position, finishing her with a solid check mate on the first rank.
And… you know what? I feel kind of bad about it.
I mean, I played my hardest, and she played her hardest, and while my win was decisive, it wasn’t assured from the get-go. I’m a terrible chess player. But even though I wasn’t good enough to “hold back,” I feel bad for not doing so. I feel really bad for beating her. I really do.
Any advice, aside from “play her again, and this time SIIHP” ?
P.S. – this is my way of saying, “I’ve been playing stepmania nonstop for three days, haven’t been spending time in the anime blogosphere, won’t have an anime-related entry for another couple days/weeks/months/years/eons, and am thusly presenting you with Authentic Life of the Lolikit filler crap.”
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FIND OUT IF SHE’S A LILY!
Afterwards, see if you can invite more than one little azn gurl and try to leave them alone together at one side of the room.
Fireworks and shoujo bubbles ensue. Plus flutes.
Aluur — 2/21/07 @ 8:04 pm | #Link
Dude, there’s like a 0% chance she even knows what sexuality is.
lolikitsune — 2/21/07 @ 8:21 pm | #Link
You raeped a little Asian girl… can we see the pictures? :P I promise my intentions are of chess playing only.
TripleA — 2/21/07 @ 8:24 pm | #Link
StepMania is far too addicting for its own good and should be destroyed.
You could probably beat me at chess as well. Hell, the little girl could probably beat me at chess.
kuroi — 2/21/07 @ 8:25 pm | #Link
>>You raeped a little Asian girl… can we see the pictures? :P I promise my intentions are of chess playing only.
There were no pictures taken.
It was… you know, a chess game. >_>
lolikitsune — 2/21/07 @ 8:29 pm | #Link
Asian ettiquette involves letting the other person win, or at least gain some sort of foothold if she’s a tiny loli. SHAME ON YOU. At least you played chest with her.
tj han — 2/21/07 @ 9:23 pm | #Link
You dirty bastard. Why didn’t you mention that she wasn’t wearing any clothing?
Os — 2/21/07 @ 9:50 pm | #Link
I didn’t want to arouse suspicions, of course.
lolikitsune — 2/21/07 @ 9:59 pm | #Link
Let it be a rule that if anyone ever plays chess with a naked loli, they will take pictures of it. For chess purposes.
TripleA — 2/21/07 @ 11:37 pm | #Link
I like the way that rolls out.
lolikitsune — 2/22/07 @ 12:13 am | #Link
At least you played chest with her.
Impz — 2/22/07 @ 3:29 am | #Link
bah, it got cut off but actually, what i meant to say is that the quote above from tj. You are playing chest with the loli, not chess.
tsk tsk tsk.
Impz — 2/22/07 @ 3:29 am | #Link
Watch out for the 4chan partyvan, lol.
Guncannon — 2/22/07 @ 3:31 am | #Link
FOR CHESS PURPOSES.
Michael — 2/22/07 @ 4:18 am | #Link
Chess with a prime Asian Loli…
I am a lolicon. That is, I am a con-man who enjoys lollipops…
I raped her. On the board. That is to say…
stop.. ÅEÖASFPLLAKLFKUCKYOU please? D;
cRABATTLLE — 2/22/07 @ 5:23 am | #Link