Eh, yeah, here’s my promised post. I’m not wishing you any well, nor am I saying anything inspirational. I’m just providing you with a cause to either laugh or shake your head. Possibly both. Enjoy the fresh new content at:

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Oh, and for those of you who read this blog and care about me, I’ll do a special service and add onto today’s story.

“Chikane-chan,” Himeko sobbed, “why have you been leaving me alone so much?”

“I’m sorry, Himeko,” Chikane replied, “but I’ve been working on my chocolate-making technique.”

“Hmm?” Himeko demanded, wiping her tears away.

“Happy Valentine’s Day, Himeko.” Chikane pulled the curtain away to reveal a life-sized statue of Himeko in the nude, built entirely from chocolate.

“This… this is…”

“That’s right, Himeko. It has all the properties of the real instrument.” Chikane stepped closer to the statue and gently caressed its crotch to demonstrate. A pleasured moan issued from the chocolate construct.

“Chikane-chan!” Himeko cried, happy beyond belief. Much love was made that night.