SHE JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH.

The woman loves her bukkake, and she’s back for more in another thrilling installment of Kyoushiro to Towa no Chinpo. (Yes, I went there.) Notice what she’s holding in her right hand? Yeah, egg beaters are nowhere close to as good as flutes, but they’re a step in the right direction. If you want to, like, mutilate someone’s vagina.

I LIED.

Yep, he’s still alive and kicking. And how does he spend his time? Well, he spends it as any spoilt prince should. Playing crappy violin. Now, I say this disparagingly because I don’t approve of Kyoushiro as a person. The violin music may or may not be good. I’m not trying to push my (always correct) opinion upon anyone else. Not at all. I’m just saying that Kyoushiro sucks.

POUTING SETSUNA.

Notdotq approves. She’s well on her way to flipping out and killing someone (preferably Kyoushiro, in which case she could four-way with Chikane, Himeko, and Kuu) and that makes me quite content. Oh, and there’s the fact that she’s really cute when she’s angry. In class today, a friend asked me why I liked anime. I told them I didn’t; that I hate anime—it rules over me like an abusive husband. My friend cracked up. I seriously don’t know why.

“AA~, KYOUSHIRO TEBA!”

You’re such a naughty boy, Kyoushiro. You know, spraying not only on her face, but on her clothes. And the kitchen counter. You gotta learn how to control yourself, kiddo. Wait, let me rephrase this so as not to blame Kyoushiro: HOLY SHIT WOMAN. LEARN HOW TO SWALLOW. (At least she knows her place, and remains in the kitchen at all times.)

“KUU, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU THAT MY KITCHEN IS NOT YOUR LOVE HOTEL?”

Poor Setsuna, always cleaning up after this Kuu bitch who doesn’t wear her suspenders. I need to update Kyousora.com soon, as I haven’t in a long time. The last update was a fanfiction about Setsuna and Kuu in the bath. It’s steamy.

YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT, BITCH.

No you don’t Mika, no you fucking don’t! After everything you put Chikane through, you do not have the right to so much as ask her for forgiveness! You slap her around, rape her girlfriend, stick a 7-foot-diameter pole into her, and now you want to kiss her like you love her? Fucking bitch. At least you don’t put on airs in your speech.

“AM I SICK?”

Yeah, you’re sick, Chikane. God, I’m listening to “pure snows” and Impz comics are going through my head nonstop. How the hell am I supposed to blog this show? Either I need more outlets (blogging Kanon!) or skills (drawing Impz comics!) or I just need to shut the fuck up and get back to this show. Waaaay too many tangents today.

“CHIKANE-CHAN…”

It would be really, really cool if Himeko went berserk and started ripping shit up. I’d like to see her come back from Kannazuki no Miko with the power to stand up for her feelings and a tendency to kill shit. Prediction: Himeko becomes the sacrifice to Ame no Murakumo this time around!

“THE MOON IS FOR YOU, CHIKANE-CHAN. OR MAYBE YOU PREFER THE SUN…”

God, this scene made me remember the pain of Kannazuki no Miko Episode 8. In theory, this is a good thing. It implies power and goodness. In this case, however, it’s just bad, because it feels like Kaishaku (/the production studio) is just trying to milk a single thing for all it’s worth. It wouldn’t be particularly bad, even that given, were it not for the fact that for someone who’s never seen Kannazuki no Miko, the scene probably means absolutely nothing. There’s no power in the set up or the execution. Only in the association. Thus I say this: wtf?! Are these idiots just pandering to their fans? That makes them no better than Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu. If they keep going like this, Kyousora might end up on my shitlist.

ANGRY CHIKANE.

Notdotq approves. Far better than breaking-down, crying, blushing Chikane. Perverted blushing cutting-stuff-up Chikane is probably the best… too bad we’re never going to see a scene like her confession to Himeko again. Unless we get REALLY lucky, and Setsuna kills Kyoushiro and YFRs Kuu. Of course, such happenings would guarantee that this show never make its way to my shitlist.

THE GLASSES! THEY DO NOTHING!

LEFT IN THE DIRT.

I would feel sorry for Himeko, except that she really needs to get back into her miko clothes (or her seifuku). That getup is simply hideous. I mean, I almost understand why Chikane’s pushing her away. Who would want a fangirl who wears such garb? This is what happens when you leave your clothing up to Mika.

THE POOR HORSE.

So, last episode you guys raped it with tentacles, and now giant fingers? This isn’t right. It didn’t do anything to deserve this! I mean, sure, it flew, but does that merit two such undignified rapings? HORSE HAET RAPE.

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Douka, kami-sama…
Make this real. Make this happen. Have her go berserk and… you know the spiel by now. I need it. The build-up is actually decent, too. Nothing like Mai-HiME, but that show had build-up like none other (possible exception: … oh, right, Kannazuki no Miko!) so it’s excusable. Now, get your yandere on and go slaughter some bitches.

FIRST SHOT OF MECHA OMGWTF NO WAI

Yeah. I bet you didn’t even know that this was a mecha show. At least not if you only know about this show through my reviews. Anyway, yeah, Chikane’s got the Murakumo, and the two come and ravage Setsuna. Setsuna sucks at fighting. At least, she sucks at fighting for Kyoushiro. I’m sure she’d do just fine if she were receiving her strength from Kuu. Remember: your power is directly related to your feelings for those you protect.

“KYOUSHIRO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
“YOU’RE SPECIAL, KUU. YOU’RE AN ABSOLUTE ANGEL, LIKE SETSUNA. EXCEPT THAT, FOR YOU, A KISS IS NOT ENOUGH. PLEASE, EXCUSE ME.”

And so babies were made.

“I’M JUST DRIIIIFT~WOOD~…”

I can actually see Setsuna picking up an accoustic guitar and playing some cheesy country music. It’d be grand. It’d be grander if Kyoushiro hadn’t helped Setsuna out of the lake in this scene and replenished her mana, because then Setsuna would approach that “yan” that much quicker. As is, it allows Chikane to kidnap Kuu (not like Kyoushiro could have done anything… unless he’s an A.A. too, which is a possibility…) which is not a terrible avenue to go down.

“I’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED ONCE MORE, MY PRINCE!”

Shut the fuck up, bitch, and WEAR YOUR FUCKING SUSPENDERS.

SHE’S ON A LEASH.

I think it’s a universal opinion in the community that Mika needs to die. I’m going to retreat on that front and push for her torture. I did not approve of L’s methods of torturing Misa (god, that crotch belt was a terrible insult) but I feel they’d be quite suited to Mika. Torture the torturers, says I. And torture them BAD.

Next: “Setsuna… I joined the Orochi… so I can do what I want to…”

Er… I mean, “tsugi wa otanoshimini?”

(psst—if Mika rapes Kyoushiro, can I tag my posts on this entry “incest?”)