KYOUSHIRO DIES.

And he doesn’t just die of some random harmless thing, neither. Nor is he judged by Kira. Naw, he’s axed by Kuu. She got all like Emily and thought to herself, “the man is fucking gay. He’s going to leave me.” There wasn’t a convenient drug store in her humble Southern town, so no arsenic for her—just good old tools like baseball bats. Anyway, she made like Rena and through and through, the baseball bat went THWACK-THWACK. The prince lay dead, and with his head, she had hot skull sex.

SCHOOL ≠ JUNKYARD

Key point Kuu didn’t get (while dreaming about her prince, no doubt) was that she’d just killed a man, and not in some secluded junkyard outside of a one-horse village, either. She’d gone killed a man in a school. So she’s dragging the corpse around, seeking an apt place to dispose of it. It’s tiring work. She never imagined that the body would be this heavy, you see. And it was raining.

UHO!! HOT BUTT!!

Lacking black garbage bags, she decides to wrap Kyoushiro’s pieces in strips of her school uniform. Of course, she prefers to use her skirt over her sleeves. I guess she needs sleeves because her arms get cold otherwise? Poor circulation or something? Fuck, woman, STEAL THE MAN’S PANTS if you’re going to disrobe in such a disgraceful manner.

EQUESTRIAN TENTACLE RAPE.

Speaks for itself.

CHIKANE GOES NUTS. AGAIN.

With this in mind, I have prepared a song for you all. Set to the tune of Edge’s rendition of “Van Diemen’s Land.”

Kill me now, oh kill me now
I can’t last, no way, no how
My brain is gone, its logic defied,
For I’ve faced… Kyoshiro’s land.

Cheer me now, oh cheer me now
Til this hour has gone around
And I’m gone, on orgasm’s tide
For to live… in Chikane’s land.

NEXT: KUU AND KYOUSHIRO VISIT FANIME.

er… I mean, Tsugi wa Otanoshimini?