HIGURASHI NO SHUFFLE KORO NI

I’m already tired of this wtfredux. I ran out of steam in the middle of watching episode 2… and I ran out of steam in the middle of taking screenshots, too. So I’m just kind of petering out. I know what happens, and frankly, Shuffle! doesn’t hold my attention enough for me to watch this series. I do admit that loli Kaede is hot, and that yuri Shia is interesting, but on the whole, I’m not into Takayuki look-alikes holding 10-man harems.

RAPE PLZ

She’s begging for it.

RAPE THX

And now she’s giving it?

THE SHARINGAN! IT’S FINALLY MINE!

Not a bad gift.

FAPPABLE.

And now on to the main meat of this post (yeah, the whole Shuffle! thing was just a cover up). The message of this post is thus:

My sense of humor is indomitable.

First off, an official apology to any moms/baby sisters/delicate people who read this site and are offended by it. It has never been my mission to by textually work safe. Actual H images, we’ve gone without, but have I not from the beginning been posting about incest and how things people like suck? Have I not always employed foul language? Have I not always been a complete ass?

The answer to all of these questions is yes.

Aside from in respect to Hung, whose feelings I sincerely did not mean to offend, I won’t take a single step back. Notdotq, from the start in March or whatever of 2006, has been a hodge-podge of humor, parody, fanboying, and anger. In short, I’m a wannabe DrmChsr0. Funny how that works, what with him wanting to stick his penis into my ass. But that’s a minor detail—what’s important is that you all understand that nothing I say, even the stuff that I might actually mean, is to be taken seriously. Notdotq is not a serious site. Once you start picking things apart and trying to discern truth from mendacity, you’re lost.

Impz of THAT fame calls me evil. Seth of Gnostic Lone Wolf Poetry fame calls me a troll.

I might be one, I might be the other, I might be both.

In any event, I shall maintain the moral low-ground whilst dishing out hate and love in equal proportion. I have a few things I feel the need to address, though, which were brought up by my most insightful commenter to date. And yes, what follows is completely gratuitous. It’s like kicking a dead horse that’s so dead every kick sends a meatless, blackened bone flying.

Anything in <blockquote> following this is written by a friend of mine named “Key.”

People like you seriously get on my nerves.

The obvious: why read the blog?

That post made you seem like an obnoxious, idiotic know-it-all who thinks they’re cool just because they decorate their posts with the occasional "FUCK" and internet speak.

But I am cool just because I decorate my posts with the occasional “FUCK” and internet speak. Seriously. Nothing else on this site is even marginally cool or funny. I promise.

You’re probably eagerly refreshing this page, just to see if someone’s satisfied your ego by posting "pwned" after you wrote your essay biting back at the comments I originally made.

My ego is far better sated by the kind of replies my friends do make. Like Os, when he called you Jason Miao. That was awesome.

Your post screams "I THINK I’M WITTY".

What you’re failing to say (and why you’re not capable of insulting me) is that my post “isn’t witty.”

But you’re right, it’s your blog, and you can do what you want with it.

No. No, signior. It is you who is right. You’re the one who said it first, after all, and I was merely agreeing with you. It’s hard to win a war when one fights one’s own armies. Or so I’m told.

Sure, be controversial, since the fresher the blog, the better.

Did your dog teach you that?

If I had a blog, I’d do that too – without stepping on other people.

Tell me: would this site be more worthwhile if I “didn’t step on other people?”

But wait, the solution’s easy! Ignore loli’s post which is so bluntly titled "This is a response to: (blogger’s post)"

Yes. Read all my other posts. Like this one.

It’s shit that I’ll have to see your name on animenano every time you make a post. But who am I to decide what is shown on anano, and what isn’t?

Uh… if you look at the header on ANO, there’s a button “My Nano.” If you go there, you’ll only see ANO’s homepage for blogs you’ve explicitly subscribed to. So long as you don’t subscribe to my blog, you won’t see my posts. It’s quite easy, really. Take two minutes to learn how to use a service before bitching about not being able to. Oh, and if you’re still not able to avoid my posts, I guess that just means you’ve subscribed to me. You tsundere bastard, you.

Personally, I’d rather all five of your readers bookmark this page in order to stop my internet wasting bandwidth downloading your name.

I take offense at your inability to do math. You = 1. Hung = 2. Hinano = 3. Os = 4. Seth = 5. GheoFabulousDuk = 6. I’m counting six. Six ‚↠five. I also take offense at your inability to reason.. An eleven character text string? BANDWIDTH?! How much material is in YOUR tubes?

Actually, I’m eagerly refreshing animenano’s homepage.

So if you’re doing that instead of refreshing my site… you see my comment-replies via RSS? I’m honored by your devotion!

… aw fuck it.

My comments are funnier than any post amplifying them could possibly be. I’ll leave off with a graph, so as to be on par with the non-existent Japanese.