Grandly stupid. Here’re some boobs.

Let me say that there was NOTHING shocking about this episode. Shizuma fucking breaks in on Nagisa’s wedding and drags her off for hot sex on the school grounds. Under some tree. Probably the same one under which she did Kaori.

Chikaru. Still the best.

Chikaru. STILL the best.

Tsundere PHLAG. Also the best.

omg wait~! Sad girl in snow?

The most pleasurable thing this whole episode- no, this whole show- was definitely when Shizuma bust into the church and stopped the wedding. Tamao started crying, the whole school turned its collective head, Rokujou and that blonde bitch both blurted stupid shit out in surprise, and Chikaru just stood there, being her sexy, contemplative self. She was intelligent; she’d seen the ending coming a mile away. She probably wishes she’d gotten more of Hikari’s face in her boobs before the Etoile battle.

And they lived happy-yuri-fully ever after.

This show blew. Not FSN-style blew. UG-style blew. It’s shit. Bad shit. I don’t feel the need to analyze further. I’ve written twenty-odd posts on this hydrant of shittiness and it’s just too much. I’ll say I’m happy it’s over. Very, very happy. Once Higurashi ends, I’ll have survived five shitty shows since Winter 2006: Soul Link, Joshikousei, Strawberry Panic, Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuuutsu, and Higurashi no Naku Koro ni.

Bring on the good stuff.

Bring on Kanon 2006.

Expect a post some time later this week (once I’ve watched Simoun 26) detailing my plans for the Fall season. Oh, and if Pip doesn’t get ALL-PORN podcast #3 ready soon, I’m going to hit him so hard I’ll send his microphone down his throat, out his ass, and into the vagina of his not-yet-born daughter.