KURUSUGAWA HIMEKO

OOGAMI SOUMA

HIMEMIYA CHIKANE

“I WILL FIGHT THE OROCHI FOR YOU!”

“CHIKANE-CHAN, WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?”

“LET’S FIX UP YOUR HAIR, HIMEKO…”

“HIMEKO, DO YOU LOVE ME? THAT’S GOOD.”

“I JOINED OROCHI… SO I CAN DO WHAT I WANT TO…”

Whoa, whoa guys WHOA! Wrong show!

There are way too many references in need of making. I’ll just end up confusing myself if I try to make them all. For one thing, let me make this clear now: Nagisa and Hikari exist in separate continuums. Nagisa exists in a world in which The Source is Maria-sama ga Miteru. Hikari exists in a world in which The Source is Kannazuki no Miko. It’s going to be really hard for me to avoid referring to Amane-senpai as “USSR”, now. DAMN YOU, SHOUJOAI.COM, DAMN YOU!

*ahem*

So basically this is Kannazuki no Miko in 20 odd minutes, minus mechas and flute-facilitated yuri rape. Thankfully for the average yuri fetishist watching this show, it is NOT devoid of yuri rape attempts, as we can see, Kenjou and Momomi are having fun HSBing Hikari.

HAWT… SERPRIZE… FUTANARI!!

The idea is that they need to keep her from meeting up with Amane-senpai, whom she has a date with. Hikari doesn’t like that much, and Kenjou, being the intelligent lily she is, shuts Hikari up like all the characters in this show need to be shut up. A cock in the mouth works wonders.

KIMOCHI II~!!

This screenshot is proof that Kenjou’s a futa. Unless she’s using her knee to pleasure Hikari. It’s possible, but the knees in this show look about as comfortable as the noses in Maria-sama ga Miteru (can you imagine Rosa Gigantea giving cunnilingus? Ouchies!) so I’ll shrug that possibility off. Now that we have two futanaris, it’s fairly certain that the producers of this show need to stop being sexual deviants and hire a couple prostitutes.

So basically, the story this episode goes like this. Amane asks Hikari on a date. Yaya encourages her to go, and helps her prepare. Kenjou tries to rape(s) Hikari. Yaya walks in and glares at Kenjou like Chikane glared at Izumi. Unfortunately for Yaya, she’s about as emo at this point as Chikane was around episode 8 of Kannazuki no Miko, and is thusly very easy for Kenjou to beat down. She crumbles when she hears the word love like Kuropon crumbles when he sees Sakura.

OMG PONIES!!!

Meanwhile Hikari and Amane go on their date. It’s all very nice, until a thunderstorm approaches. Now, here’s something I’ve been wondering about for a while now. Recently, I came to the conclusion that no anime can have any content that hasn’t been in previous anime, that everything that been done. There has been so much anime over such a great period of time, it makes a good deal of sense. But what shocks me, and what I’ve been wondering about, is that within this past season, there has been so much shared content between shows. We’re not talking about similarities between Evangelion and a show four, five years later, we’re talking about similar scenes between two shows airing a couple days apart each week. Originality is dead :(

Today we’re getting a broadcast from Ouran:

“ATTENTION, TROOPS. WE FOUND HER WEAKNESS.”

So Hikari’s scared of thunder, eh? So what’ll Amane do, blindfold her and put it in?

*ahem*

Amane and Hikari return to Ichigo-sha, and Hikari returns to her room all happy-like. What she doesn’t know is that Yaya has been consorting with the Orochi. She gives Yaya a gift (remember how Himeko had those earrings named for Chikane?) and is instantly grabbed. Yaya lifts the poor girl off her feet kisses her.

Cue Agony by Kotoko. … No, unfortunately the ED of Strawberry Panic is vastly inferior to that of Kannazuki no Miko.

Oh, and I should probably mention this for all you symbolism-loving people (or super Kanna-miko nerds), the thing that Hikari gets for Yaya, it’s a shell from the beach. And it’s not just ANY kind of shell, oh no.

BUMPING VAGINAS LOL

Finally, some nice service shots of Kenjo and Momomi getting it on in the bath.