15 Responses

1. → Reply At 12:35 am on June 22, 2006, psgels said:

   1)Technically, you can, provided that it’s not february. But I wouldn’t advice it.
   2)Poorly constructed english. :P
   3)Never seen the first two, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they did.
   4)Tough one. I think she indeed would be.
   5)Chances are high, indeed. You’d better marathon another one before you finish that one as your 100th.
   6)Disgaea isn’t horrible at all, though if it puts you to sleep, you won’t have to worry about sleepless nights. ;)
   7)I’ve never even heard terrorrists ramble about the japenese, so I guess europe.
   8)I think 2,349923, though I’m not sure.
   9)Nope.
   10)c
   11)Nope. It just makes those series too good to be subbed. It’s a common fact that the quality-series get subbed slowest. ;)
   12)Plushie Crocodiles rule. Of course you should have!
   13)Who are they?
   14)In any case, its title is.
   15)There’s a good chance it will. ;)

2. → Reply At 12:40 am on June 22, 2006, Randall Fitzgerald said:

   1. Yes, but you will die.
   2. Both.
   3. No, but all of their directors and leads went insane.
   4. Yes. She would be a challenge to conquer!
   5. Yes, but only after seven days.
   6. I would go with Disgaea.
   7. Flight to Europe in Economy. If it’s cramped… god the smell.
   8. I think only the two.
   9. Yes.
   10. A dumb, emo sap.
   11. No, because the latter sucks.
   12. Yes, why didn’t you? You’ve failed me.
   13. Emiya. Needs to lay down the funk on his Harem.
   14. No, they are both a farce!
   15. Doesn’t everything make you jpmeyer’s bitch?

3. → Reply At 12:47 am on June 22, 2006, lolikitsune said:

   Psgels:

   1) February 2007, I’m gonna do 500 episodes. Just to be an asshole about it.
   2) You’re no fun.
   3) They’re made of win and emo.
   4) Would she be factually any less of a bitch if I as an individual saw her as the anime incarnation of sex? I think not.
   5) …!
   6) Being put to sleep in a room that’s too warm can be quite lethal, you know.
   7) Flights to Tokyo start shit like the Megatokyo plot. Flights to Europe start my anime-watching machine. We must weight the pros and cons to full evaluate the situation.
   8) There are that many good yuri anime?
   11) So Futakoi Alternative was too good to be subbed quickly?
   13) Amada Shiro of the 08th MS Team and Emiya Shiro of Fate/Stay-night.

   Randall:

   1) That’s a frightening thought.
   2) Scary.
   3) But they still made Mai-HiME! It doesn’t calculate!
   4) Like answering the question the right way in an eroge?
   5) So I have 7 days to watch all the loliyuri meido futakoi action I can? That’s a bit tight.
   7) Oh god the smell. And oh god the bad Disney movies.
   8) Which two?
   10) That’s not so bad though, is it? We already knew I was stupid.
   11) That doesn’t answer the issue at hand, dude.
   12) Apologies, master.
   15) Due to the fact that I am, yes.

4. → Reply At 12:47 am on June 22, 2006, Seth said:

   1) If I watch 50 episodes of anime in three days, can I watch 500 episodes of anime in one month?

   Well, that’s, what, 6.5 hours a day, assuming they’re tv episodes? Sure, if you have the attention span.

   2) If you see a giant billboard on the side of a building in Copenhagen saying that they’ll “make you come on the dance floor", is that poorly constructed English or will you actually orgasm?

   I think they mean that, while you might normally orgasm at the club, at their club the floor is SO SEXY, you will give the floor itself the money shot.

   3) If Sunrise made 08th MS Team and Infinite Ryvius, did they have a complete staff turnover before doing GSD and Mai-Otome?

   Not exactly. Sunrise has actually been taken over by a mind-controlling ailen race, known as the Chulorviah, a species whose favorite hobby is to take a good idea and murder it to death with stupid.

   4) If I had a tsunderekko fetish, would Suzumiya Haruhi be any less of a psycho bitch?

   Only half of the time.

   5) If Fate/Stay-night is the 100th anime title I watch to completion, will I die early?

   I couldn’t watch 15 minutes of f/s-n to completion, for fear of death, so I don’t know.

   6) Disgaea puts me to sleep, Joshikousei makes me cry, and Soul Link gives me headaches. Which of these three is less lethal if I’m depressed, sick, and living in a really warm hotel room in south Copenhagen?

   This question will require Science! to answer. Attach threesmall ink pens to your body: one on your groin, one on your head, and another on your gut. Mount a running sheet of grid paper flush with each one so that you can obtain graphs of dilation and contraction over time while viewing each series. Using this information, you should be able to determine how close your head is to simultaneously exploding when you throw up and your testicles recede.

   7) Which is a greater catalyst for disaster, a flight to Europe or a flight to Tokyo? Does it depend on how cramped Economy class is?

   Tokyo, due to increased probability of Godzilla.

   8) How many internets are there, anyway? I’m guessing fewer than the number of good yuri anime titles out there.

   THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

   9) If I know two people in China, are they insignificant?

   Relative to the Chinese population, all people in China re insignificant.

   10) If I like Kannazuki no Miko, does that make me dumb, emo, a heterosexist, or a sap? It’s multiple choice and there’s no “e) all of the above."

   AnimeNfo lists the show’s genre’s as: “Drama, Love-Romance, Mecha, Science-Fiction, Yuri”. So I think it makes you a typical otaku.

   11) If Ichigo Mashimaro and Kore ga Watashi no Goshujin-sama both took way too long to get fansubbed, does that make Futakoi Alternative their peer?

   No! Ichigo Mashimaro isn’t ecchi at all! Really… Not… *cry*

   12) I saw a kid with a giant crocodile plushie today at Tivoli. Should I have beaten him up and stolen the crocodile?

   Obviously.

   13) Who’s the REAL pansy, Amada or Emiya?

   France.

   14) If Evangelion was good for its one human character, does that make Infinite Ryvius infinite?

   …

   15) If I root for France in the World Cup, does that make me jpmeyer’s bitch?

   Only if the team is composed entirely of nekketsukkos.

5. → Reply At 12:56 am on June 22, 2006, lolikitsune said:

   Seth:

   4) You win a million dollars.
   6) You win another million dollars.
   10) In other words, a dumb, emo, sappy heterosexist. Desho desho?
   11) Can you sense undertones … at all?! Have you read the manga … at all?! Jesus, how can you say that? You’re defiling the God of this site.

6. → Reply At 3:13 am on June 22, 2006, Hige said:

   1) Logistically, probably. But ya, you will die. Not sure if I even OWN that much anime…

   2) Seeing as it’s the Danes, who can say. Sexual deviants, the lot of ‘em.

   3) It’s probably the same team only completely off-their-tits mental from doing so much bloody mecha anime.

   4) Well ya, totalz. But that’s why she’s awesome. And probably why you’d like her, you masochistic perv. :x

   5) I’d probably die before getting halfway, it’s that bad.

   6) Disgaea, mainly because it’s turn based and better than the other two.

   7) It depends where in Europe. I mean, if you’re going to France then . . .

   8) Just the one gapping blackhole of procrastination.

   9) Dunno, can they hook you up with some cool shit?

   10) I wouldn’t say emo… can yuri be emo? I thought the foundation of emo was boys whining about how much they hate their girlfriends.

   11) They’re all far to kawaii for my liking.

   12) Yes, and then his wallet.

   13) Sorry, anime ignorance is preventing me from answering this one.

   14) zomg eva is soooo much betah leik seriously it had kewl mecha and shizt too u no. P.S. I haven’t seen Infinite Ryvius yet, does it rock?

   15) No, just a bitch in general. ‘mon the England!

7. → Reply At 3:19 am on June 22, 2006, Kurogane said:

   1. Statiscally yes. Practically? I could manage 600 in a month I guess.

   2. Engrish.

   3. Yes. Someone replaced all the brains of the cast members with the brains of random /b/tards.

   4. HOW DARE YOU CALL GOD A “PSYCHO BITCH”!!

   5. If Fate/stay Night is the 666th anime title I watch to completion, will I die early?

   6. Trap Trap.

   7. A flight to Tokyo. Being the Otaku you are, going to Tokyo = Wallet am cry.

   8. The number of internets has been the sunject of speculation, ranging from one to infinite. On last count, it was somewhere in the region of a /a/ Rin Tohsaka image flood thread.

   9. Depends. If they’re 2 hawt twincest killer chicks, you’re my best friend. If they’re a father and son pair who can change to a panda and a girl respectively, who the hell are you?

   10. Heterosexist. I’d say closet lesbian though.

   11. Peer? In what way? IchiMashi and KgWnG are both fanservice anime, no subs needed to enjoy. FutaAlt, on the other hand is equally unjoyable subbed or raw.

   12. I’d hit him.

   13. Who’s Amada?

   14. If Evangelion was good for its one human character, does that make infinite?

   15. What is the World Cup?

8. → Reply At 3:20 am on June 22, 2006, lolikitsune said:

   Hige:

   5) I must have strong crappy anime Resistance to have gotten this far. Look at the other crap I watch (Soul Link and Joshikousei.)
   10) I’m not a lesbian, so lilies and emo are not clashing here.
   11) Drink the kawaii. Love the kawaii. Die from high blood pressure.
   12) He was a really little kid. He most likely did not have a wallet, though I could have jacked his father’s.
   13) No one knows 08th MS Team! No one!
   14) Yes, Infinite Ryvius rocks.

   Kuropon:

   1) Well, I could do a lot more than 500. I think the main problem here is that we can’t download that much anime, and the time consumed would interfere with our major roles in the anime blogging community.
   2) These are DANES we’re talking about.
   3) Does that mean that we can tell Sunrise to gb2/b/?
   4) How, kana … kana …?
   5) Have you finished 665 titles?
   6) Don’t you mean tarp?
   7) I don’t have any urge to buy anything relating to anime, though. I have no interest in procuring anime legally and I’m not into Domo-kun lovedolls.
   8) Damn that Tohsaka and her Closed Space.
   9) They’re my older brothers, and they pilot mechanized turtles.
   10) Oh man, I am such a lesbian. Wait, what the fuck?
   11) Ichigo Mashimaro is much more than loli fanservice, though. I wouldn’t have understood much of the “subtle” humor were it not for fansubs.
   12) In the shotacon sort of way?
   13) Shiro Amada, captain of the 08th Mobile Suit team.
   15) Big soccer event.

9. → Reply At 7:37 am on June 22, 2006, jpmeyer said:

   15) no, because Franceland is awesome.

10. → Reply At 8:39 am on June 22, 2006, lolikitsune said:

    jpmeyer:

    15) Loliland is better.

11. → Reply At 12:35 am on June 23, 2006, Randall Fitzgerald said:

    jpmeyer:

    Loliland IS better.

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13. → Reply At 2:17 am on August 1, 2006, bettynoire said:

    1.) Probably, but then the people around you would probably strangle you. At that point you’d probably be speaking blended Japanese and English of the “Hey you have such a kawaii neko! Sugoi Lamp!” variety. *shudder*

    2.) It depends on how drunk you get. They tell you that in the fine print, I bet.

    3.) Yeah I’m anime-knowledge-deficient for this question…

    4.) Nah. She’d just turn you on by being a psychotic bitch.

    5.) Again with lacking knowledge. (Thankfully, so it would seem this time.)

    6.) Soul Link. I’m of the strong belief that most of the people who shoot themselves in the head had a headache at the time. Or maybe I just get stronger headaches than most people. o.O

    7.) Tokyo. Longer plane ride = more boredum. Idle hands are the devil’s plaything, and evil is very, very fun when small children are around. Nothing like corruption to make a day awesome.

    8.) Probably, sadly enough. If real-life lesbians were more appealing, we wouldn’t have this problem…

    9.) All asian people are the same. (God, I have a terrible sense of humor.)

    10.) Straight people are boring anyway.

    11.) Lack o’ knowledge…

    12.) Depends how big the croc was. If it was the same size as a body pillow… definitely.

    13 – 15.) Clearly I fail at anime knowledge. Damn my having a billion hobbies and being behind in ALL of them.

14. → Reply At 7:44 am on August 1, 2006, lolikitsune said:

    >>1.) Probably, but then the people around you would probably strangle you. At that point you’d probably be speaking blended Japanese and English of the “Hey you have such a kawaii neko! Sugoi Lamp!" variety. *shudder*

    Uh, I passed that stage when I finished my 20th show. I’m onto the “can speak rudimentary Japanese, but has no confidence due to not wanting to be mistaken for a person at that stage, and thusly never uses any Japanese outside of an anime blog” stage.

    >>9.) All asian people are the same. (God, I have a terrible sense of humor.)

    Who said they were Asian?

    >>13 – 15.) Clearly I fail at anime knowledge. Damn my having a billion hobbies and being behind in ALL of them.

    You make me feel so bad about myself, for knowing way too much about anime.

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