WHO DOESN’T LOVE SPLIT SCREEN ACTION?

*yawn* … This episode blew, quite frankly. The loliyuri dom throughout wasn’t that great, Tohsaka’s German stood out as particularly crappy this time around, and on top of it all, there was no Ilya. There was a fairly typical set of “go on ahead while I take care of this guy” lines, which were particularly painful with Tsubasa back in my mind (episode 26 really, really blew, didn’t it?) and altogether unnecessary.

THIS SHOT IS… THIS SHOT IS… … (fits of laughter)

How the hell are we supposed to take this guy seriously? For one thing he looks identical to Kirei and Emiya’s “father”… except those glasses and eyebrows are just too ridiculous. And his expression while he’s fighting. Classic. It reminds me of the good things about Rock Lee and his Hard Gay sensei Gai. So, in a way it’s good, but… in terms of adding or subtracting power from the show, it’s a BIG thumbs down.

“CALM DOWN, SAKURA… IT’LL ONLY HURT FOR A MINUTE.”

So we see Caster pinning Sakura down to a bed. With all those buildings Caster summoned, I’m sure conjuring a strap-on wouldn’t be that hard. Not to mention that this scene looks straight out of a hot bad hentai.

DOM SAKURA = HOT

For some reason Caster dresses her uke up in dom gear. Reason? I don’t even want to touch the possibilities, hell. This is scary shit. Caster must have been traumatized in a past life to come up with something like this. Hmm? She was Medea? Oh, then that explains everything. Fuck you, Jason. Fuck you. Oh, and I was supposed to give you guys more fanservice. Have fun with Sakura.

“SAKURA! I FOUND YOU AT LAST- UM… THAT OUTFIT…”

Tohsaka is disturbed, the poor girl. It happens if you swear too much in German and hang around cockblockers like Saber.

(INSERT KEFKA LAUGH.)

Caster strikes her next target- none other than Tohsaka. I can just hear her saying “you’re giving me a second entrance? Why thank you for the invitation.” and then… er, you get the picture. You know at this point that those clanging sounds up above- yeah, those ones we thought were Emiya and Lee 2 fighting- were actually just the echoes from the furious masturbation occuring as the two men take a cease fire and observe the happenings below.

THE VAMPIRE. IT’S TOHSAKA.

Fairly self explanatory, is it not? Second Type-Moon style shot this series. Maybe by the end of FSN they’ll have a non-insignificant number of such shots. I wouldn’t get my hopes up, though.

LOLIYURI ICE CREAM? WHY, YES, M’DEAR.

Episode ends with Tohsaka going down on Sakura. Best episode ending in this series so far. I’m still waiting for Ilya x Tohsaka x Saber, but I think I’ll be waiting a looooooong time. Finally, I should mention that Assassin’s reintroduction in this episode (he fights Saber) is a combination of win and god, on the FSN scale. It leads to the only well-animated fight sequence in the anime, and for this I am grateful. Too bad it was short and without definite end.

Ahhh… why do I continue watching this show? I’m such a masochist, I am I am.